Fantasy: My Tang Monk played Journey to the West badly and shocked the Three Realms

Tang Seng said lazily on the side: "What's so great,
Wukong, Bajie, Drifting, you three go to find some wood, remember to find Ruomu, which is in the southwest of Liusha River.

There is a special piece of trees called Ruomu, just cut down a few and come back.

All things generate and restrain each other, and you can find things that restrain him near it. "

Drifting was familiar with the environment here, and immediately led Monkey King and Zhu Bajie into the forest.

After a while, everyone came back carrying a big tree ten arms thick.

These people are gods, demons and Buddhas, and they can be finished by making wooden boards and drying them with mana.

In just three hours, a large ship was built.

Putting this big boat into the water, everyone's eyes widened in amazement, and it really floated up!
Sun Wukong applauded and said with a smile: "Master is the master, as expected, he is well-known and strong-willed."

Tang Seng also said modestly: "Of course, I have never forgotten my teacher since I was a child, and I have read a lot of books, especially in the human world. All kinds of things are recorded by historians.

All kinds of official history, unofficial history, miscellaneous notes, and travels are also unrecorded. There are as many articles as a vast ocean. As long as you study hard, you can always learn a lot. "

The big ship set sail, and Monkey King, Zhu Bajie, and Drifting steered the big ship through the weak water safely.

After crossing the Ruoshui River, Taibai Jinxing called Monk Sha aside, gave many instructions, and then led the four beauties back to the sky.

Tang Seng didn't want those green lotuses, and asked Taibai Jinxing to take them back. As for whether they would be handed over to the Queen Mother or the Jade Emperor after returning, he didn't explain.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva saw that Tang Seng did not act excessively, and returned to the South China Sea with his feet on the auspicious clouds.

Western Old Buddha also withdrew his gaze. Although his second apprentice sometimes does things that don't make sense, it's just that the master never messes around.

As long as the virtues are not bad and the principles are not violated, the old Buddhas of the West will not care about them.

The person who picked up the luggage became a Drifting Monk, Zhu Bajie led the white dragon horse, and Monkey King was completely liberated.

As the senior brother of these seniors, he is responsible for scouting out news from Tianhou, and is also responsible for everyone's accommodation and food.

This Monkey King is good at it.

He has somersaults, and they are not short of money, they can go to distant places to buy sumptuous banquets.

They have to eat a big meal every seven days, and the rest is to dig wild vegetables or hunt, and they enjoy themselves along the way.

Time flies like an arrow, the sun and the moon fly like a shuttle, and it will take a few months to go.

Walking on the main road, all you encounter when you walk through the forest are some little monsters who have no heels.

If it is those good monsters who have not harmed humans, they choose to turn a blind eye.

If it is a monster that endangers one side, then you are welcome to kill it directly, peeling and roasting the meat.

As long as it wasn't for the checkpoints set up in the Three Realms, how could those native monsters be their opponents.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva also had a rare leisure time, and set up a small tea party on her Mount Putuo.

Manjushri Bodhisattva saw that Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva was frowning, and couldn't help asking: "Great Bodhisattva, you have beautiful mountains and clear waters here, and it is the best place for welfare.

Now that you are in charge of Journey to the West, is there anything else that doesn't go your way? "

The old mother of Lishan laughed and said, "Could it be that Guanshiyin Bodhisattva is afraid that that golden cicada will have an affair?"

Guanshiyin Bodhisattva blushed: "Mother Lishan, don't make fun of me like this, there's nothing wrong with it.

We have practiced to this level, so there is no love for children. "

The old mother of Lishan said disapprovingly: "Others become sub-sages, and they need to kill three corpses. You become a sub-sage, which is completely different from others.
He actually cut off 33 corpses, leaving only this perfect daughter's body.

The old woman knows that you are the most perfect daughter. Others cut off all the emotions and desires, but you don't.

Find a Taoist partner who knows the cold and the hot, what's the point. "

Guanshiyin Bodhisattva lowered his head and thought for a while and said, "Mother Lishan, we are Buddhists, so it's better not to think about it.

I'm really worried about this Jin Chanzi's unscrupulous nonsense on his journey to the west.

No matter how you say it, this is Journey to the West, and only he can trigger the Journey to the West, and everyone is happy.

But Western Old Buddha had high expectations for him, and didn't want him to have distracting thoughts.

At the time of Liushahe, the Jade Emperor actually sent four beauties to Jin Chanzi for his illegitimate son.

I saw that Jin Chanzi looked a bit out of his mind, although I scolded him, he didn't stay.

I was also afraid that she would leave some harm in her heart and affect his practice path, so I was a little distressed. "

Samantabhadra Bodhisattva and Manjusri Bodhisattva said on the side: "You don't have a bottom in your heart.

Why don't we try it out and see if he has a mortal heart, and you can correct it in advance. "

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva bowed his head and said nothing, how can we try this, so what if we try it out?
He's not happy about showing interest in pretty girls,
If she doesn't care about pretty girls, she will be even more unhappy.

No matter what the outcome is, it will be tangled.

Therefore, human nature cannot be tempted. If you try, there will always be problems.

The old mother of Lishan is really very good. They either meditate and practice all day long, or go sightseeing in mountains and rivers.
After finally finding a way to have fun, a group of people hit it off, took Guanyin Bodhisattva to the Westward Journey Road, found an open space, and used magic weapons to decorate a village, intending to try Tang Seng and his disciples.

Tang Seng and his disciples didn't know this at all, and it was autumn in a blink of an eye.

The maple leaves are full of red, and the yellow flowers are full of gold.

A group of people walked, not realizing that it was getting late.

Tang Tang said: "Apprentices, it's late today, where shall we go to rest?"

Sun Wukong said: "Master, let's become a monk, eat and sleep in the open. There are homes everywhere, just find a place."

Zhu Bajie said: "Brother, I know that you are the Monkey King on Huaguo Mountain, and you have a haughty personality.

That master is also a noble person.

But those of us can’t do it anymore. I’ve worn out so many shoes on this journey, and my feet have blisters.
It was even more miserable for Monk Sha to carry his luggage. "

Sun Wukong glared at him and said, "Drifting came in with his luggage all the way in without complaining. You are just a horse-leader. Why are there so many things?

If you continue to complain, I will serve you with a big stick. "

A group of people talked about making trouble, but after turning a corner, they saw a few houses.

Tang Seng looked at the manor curiously on his horse.

Sun Wukong scanned it with his golden eyes and saw that it was a good place to celebrate the clouds above, so he didn't say a word.

Tang Seng said: "Apprentices, since you don't want to sleep in tents, why don't we go to this manor for a night, so that everyone can take care of themselves."

Everyone was very happy when they heard it: "Alright, let's go!"

Monkey King approached Tang Seng quietly: "Master, this manor seems to be the place where gods, demons and Buddhas live."

Tang Seng also quietly said to Sun Wukong: "Whatever the place to live, it is enlightened, and it is formed by using some treasures to enlarge it.

These gods, demons and Buddhas have countless treasures, it's not like we just put up a tent.

When these treasures are released, they can change as they wish. If there are several manors, it is just a matter of thought. "

Sun Wukong hesitated and asked Tang Seng: "Master, there must be some calamity here, right?"

Tang Seng said: "That can't be said for sure, there is no difference between the gods, demons, Buddhas and goblins, so you should be more careful.

Zhu Bajie and Sand Monk are relatively stupid, they don't have that kind of brain, Xuan Yi and the others are still children, the focus of your protection now is Xuan Yi and the others.

As for me, don't worry, I won't die anyway. "

Sun Wukong said: "Master, we are protecting you."

Tang Seng said: "Protection? What's the use of protection? If you encounter a checkpoint, you will still be caught. If you don't encounter a checkpoint, you will be invincible.

The native monsters can't do anything to us yet. "

Sun Wukong muttered and said: "What Master said is true, I guess the checkpoint should be coming.

It has been almost a year since we came all the way from Liushahe. "

The two of them were talking quietly, and they arrived in front of a gatehouse.

Monk Sha put his burden on the side of the door, and Zhu Bajie also led the horse to the side of the door.

"This family is really big, I'm going to knock on the door."

Tang Seng said: "Forget it, let's not go, everything is according to fate, if people invite us, we will go, if not invited, we will stay here for one night."