Fantasy: My Tang Monk played Journey to the West badly and shocked the Three Realms

Taibai Jinxing rolled his eyes and finally understood, he laughed and patted Tang Seng on the shoulder
"Brother, you misunderstood, if it is said that I blocked you nine times here, it is absolutely true,
There are no people living in this area for thousands of miles, and it is definitely not what he eats. This place has changed thousands of years ago.

The animals are no longer suitable for living here, and the people here are slowly evacuating here.

This is a slow migration process. If he eats up the human race with a radius of thousands of miles,
Needless to say, even the Jade Emperor didn't agree, he had already been cleaned up. "

"You won't lie to me, will you?" Tang Zheng looked at Taibai Jinxing suspiciously.

The land here is fertile and the trees are lush, but it is not suitable for animals to survive. Is it really strange?
"There is no way, there are many strange things, and even the weak water god, the devil, and the Buddha can't get in.

In addition to the fact that you have been in the water for so long, that is, the roller blind, the canopy has been in the water for a long time, and it can't stand it.

I don't know, did my brother find any clues when he went in? "

Tang Seng shook his head, of course he wouldn't say that there is someone from the Emperor's Fire here.

Taibai Jinxing didn't want to know about Ruoshui either, he pulled Tang Seng to find a flat stone and sat down.

He began to tell Tang Seng about the origin of this Dharma protector.

If you don’t talk about it, you can’t explain it clearly. This Tang Seng will not accept it. After all, it hurt Tang Seng’s first nine lives.

Even if it was accepted due to pressure from all parties, it is not certain that Tang Seng will be in a bad mood in the future and kill this rolling shutter general.

Or give him small shoes, which is troublesome, and it will cause big trouble.

Speaking of which, the life experience of General Rolling Curtain is really complicated.

A long, long time ago, the Jade Emperor was lonely in the Heavenly Palace, tired of jade plates and pearls, and tired of singing and dancing.

He suddenly had a whim and wanted to take a trip to the world.

The human world is good, although the seven emotions and six desires are overflowing, and many dirty things happen.

However, all kinds of people have also been formed, making the world colorful, and being in it, lingering and forgetting to return.

The Jade Emperor lingered in the world, and finally met a beautiful woman, and then a beautiful story happened.

Then the ill-fated protagonist came to the world.

General Rolling Curtain originally had half of the blood of the gods, so he practiced very quickly.

The Jade Emperor also asked his subordinates to secretly protect the illegitimate son. In the end, the affection between father and son brought him to the heavenly court.

But the Jade Emperor didn't dare to let people know.

The Queen Mother of the West seems easy-going, but she is actually very strong, and the relationship between the two is quite good.

But for some unknown reason, the Queen Mother of the West gave birth to dozens of children, all of whom were daughters, without a single son.

Then General Rolling Curtain has become a treasure, and the Jade Emperor loves her very much.

How could they know that when Monkey King made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, the things that had been hidden for many years still broke out.

Sun Wukong hit a corner of Lingxiao Palace with a stick. In order to protect General Rolling Curtain, the Jade Emperor blurted out my son, which happened to be heard by the Queen Mother.

The Queen Mother of the West calculated the past and the future, and acted out the relationship between them. She was furious, and it happened that the roller blind accidentally broke the jade glass.

The queen mother found the reason, and she was about to kill General Shulin.

The Jade Emperor felt he was in the wrong, and when he was at a loss what to do, the Barefoot Immortal walked up to the heaven from the mortal world.

The Barefoot Immortal is a special existence, and the Queen Mother is courteous to him.

In the end, the queen mother didn't kill the general rolling shutter, but demoted him to Liushahe, and ordered Feijian to hurt rolling shutter once a day.

This time can be 500 years in a flash.

500 years, what a lot of suffering.

Sun Wukong made a big disturbance in Tiangong, and beat Tiangong to pieces, but he was crushed under the mountain.

Compared with the suffering of General Rolling Screen, it is considered to be full of happiness.

After hearing this, Tang Seng said: "This Jade Emperor has no manliness, his wife is disobedient, and she will be obedient after a beating.

If you don't listen to me once, then have another meal, and it will always be resolved. It's nothing. "

Taibai Jinxing smiled wryly, but didn't respond, Tang Seng said it was nothing, he couldn't say it.

The queen mother's cultivation base is low, and her rank is high, and the Jade Emperor is a comer from behind, lacking in confidence.

Seeing that Taibai Jinxing didn't speak, Tang Seng couldn't help sighing: "This is also a poor child.

The Jade Emperor didn't imprison his brother, so something went wrong.

But what does it have to do with his child, this child can't help himself and can't control it, right bro. "

"Ah, you are so right, the Jade Emperor is worried about this son.

Now I have finally found a background for him, you should take more care of him, this means that it is the gods who stop you, and it has nothing to do with this child.

You adults don’t remember villains, the Jade Emperor sent you four innate treasures this time,
Yu Ruyi, Ziyun Pao, Hunyuan Crown, Liangtian Boots, and of course these four beauties.

I hope my brother will take good care of this poor child. "

Tang Seng pondered for a while and said: "I see your brother's face, so I agree, don't talk about it, if it wasn't for you, brother, it really wouldn't be possible.

I have accepted all these treasures. As for the four beautiful fairies, you should take them back.

Journey westward with beautiful women, do you think it is really suitable?I really want to turn Westward Journey Road into a tourist road.

In fact, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva already has a very good temper. I am so presumptuous, and I am out of control, but we can't make progress, can we?

At that time, it really made this big girl angry, and everyone lost face in the end. "

"Okay, okay, just do what my brother said."

After the two of them settled down, they walked back side by side.

"Xuan Yi, put those treasures away."

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva looked at Tang Seng and found that Tang Seng did not say that he would keep these four beauties, so he stayed silent.

Then Tang Seng looked at the water demon and said: "You blocked me here nine times, and I didn't escape nine times.

You are really not soft on killing monks.

Come on, this good old Taibaijinxing has already said good things to you.

The Jade Emperor is still very good to you, because you gave me such a good baby, you can stay.

From now on, you will be called Monk Sha, and another Dharma name is Monk Sha.

In the future, we must behave honestly, don't be too vicious, and don't bully teachers and destroy ancestors. "

Taibai Jinxing couldn't stand it any longer: "You silly boy, why don't you kowtow to your master!"

The Drifting monk immediately knelt on the ground and performed three kowtows and nine prostrations to Tang Seng.Tang Seng also frankly accepted Sand Monk kneeling three times and worshiping nine times.

After Drifting knelt down and worshiped, the luck of the entire Journey to the West began to burst out, flying in all directions.

There was also a small wisp flying towards Tang Seng's body.

After Tang Seng turned around on his body, he gave Xuan One Two Three Four Five Six Seven to Xuan One.

"Master, this catastrophe is over, but we are still on the east bank of the Liusha River, how can we get there?"

Drifting also said: "Master, although I have lived in the Liusha River for more than 500 years, I know nothing about the weak water, and I have no choice.

Walking across the Ruoshui River without using mana is too difficult, and it is simply an impossible task. "

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva saw that Tang Seng only left treasures and no one left behind, and felt much more comfortable, so he said:
"Actually, it may be God's will for you to go through the ninth life. If you form a nine palace with your previous life's skull, you will be able to walk across this quicksand river."

Drifting immediately applauded and said: "Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, you are so right, I suddenly remembered.

Those bones floated on the weak water, but they couldn't sink, which was very strange. "

Monkey King said: "Then what are you waiting for, let's find it quickly!"

All the people present, some using the golden eye, some using the wise eye, and some using the magic eye, looked for the nine skulls on the quicksand river.

But can't find it, no more.

The Drifting Monk was also surprised. Talang walked around the Quicksand River a few times, but he still couldn't find it.

What are you looking for, Tang Seng said in his heart: When I used the nine-turn chaos formula to extract the luck here in the Xuanyuan Temple at the bottom of the Ruoshui River, the nine skeletons scattered.

It would be strange if you could find it.

"It's gone, what should I do?" Even Guanshiyin Bodhisattva was a little anxious.

The rule they set was not to allow Tang Seng to use mana, but to let him walk to the Great Leiyin Temple step by step.

This time is good, how do we get over this?
All the people were dumbfounded at once.