I went to practice after being unemployed

【Ding!Complete the task of collecting pets! 】

[X value + 999! 】

Is this still a mission?
Hongchen was stunned, but what is this X value?
Is the resentment value from before gone?

[The X value is the pretense value, the higher the score, the more amazing the pretense effect!The default initial value is 0! 】

"So, the one just now was just the lowest level effect?"

Hongchen's eyes gleamed, as if he saw a big naked beauty, his eyes were fiery and ready to move.

"I'll go, what look?"

Happy was trembling with fright, his meaty butt moved back subconsciously, his whole body was full of resistance.

Ben Wang is still a baby!

[Resentment points are useful, draw a lottery! 】

The system suddenly laughed obscenely, as if the lottery drawing sounds different from before.

But Hongchen didn't care, all he thought about was this invincible talent, it turns out that this bluffing is also a set of advanced performance art!

Now, he doesn't have any entanglements in his heart, so he can act confidently and boldly in the future!

Even if he is found out, isn't there still this silly dog?

Lao Tzu's life has been tied up with it, and they will live and die together. Even if they don't want to be saved, they will be saved!

Haha!

Awesome!
Looking far away, the mountains and rivers are picturesque, so beautiful!
He was in a good mood, couldn't help waving his big hand, and said vigorously: "Broiler, let's go!"

After all, he strode forward and walked down the mountain in a smart way, those two big white buttocks were particularly conspicuous.

What?Broiler!

The resentment in Happy's heart, I'm a dog!

You can't tell the difference between chicken and chicken, what the hell are you blind!
But it dared not speak out, and followed pitifully.

This is a top boss!
Forget it, forget it, I can't afford to mess with it.

It's just that there is something wrong with this boss's brain, what does this bare butt mean?
No, this must be some kind of advanced cultivation method!
Breaking the shackles of the world, embracing nature to the extreme, and pursuing the supreme realm of the unity of man and nature?
It really is a boss!
Happy was very impressed, it seemed that he was still young and still had a lot to learn!

Immediately, it also shook its big butt, twisting and twisting in a serious manner, and it was very coquettish for a while!

……

"Boss, is there really a treasure on this mountain?"

A group of three or four people sneaked among the rocky hills, each of them was holding work, or iron hooks and ropes, or shovels and shovels. They were actually a group of grave robbers!

"Look for the dragon and see the phoenix, divide the gold and set the acupoint, look at this good geomantic omen, there must be a tomb!"

The burly man had a fierce look on his face. It was obvious that he had been in this business for a long time, and his face was more or less gloomy.

This person is the leader of this group of people, people in the world call him Xie Dashou!
"The eyes are bright..."

"I wipe!"

Heimao suddenly interrupted him, "Boss, someone is playing hooligans!"

When everyone heard this, they thought someone was fighting in the field, and they all straightened their necks and looked up.

"Fuck! Hot eyes!"

"This nima is organizing a group to walk the birds!"

"I've seen an arrogant one, but I've never seen such an arrogant one! Look at his face, he can still laugh!"

"You look so handsome!"

"This kid is too hot, boss, fuck him!"

……

Xie Dashou has lived for 40 years, and he has never seen such a scene, but this is the first time he has seen it!

What kind of shape is this Nima!

Naked, iron bars, and a hairless dog?
The key is that this kid is quite handsome!

The figure is also superb...

"Fuck, boss, why are you drooling?!"

Xie Dashou looked embarrassed, and hurriedly wiped the corners of his mouth, "That dog is quite fat, brothers, kill Da Ya Ji!"

Everyone applauded, like a runaway wild dog, howling and rushing forward.

"Ok?"

In fact, Hongchen had seen them a long time ago, and was hesitating whether to ask for directions, when he saw them rushing over like a lunatic, yelling loudly that they wanted to eat dog meat!

Eat dog meat?
Hongchen subconsciously picked up the stick to block in front, and laughed!

This damn is breaking ground on Tai Sui's head, looking for death!

Glancing at him, he saw Happy's eyes full of resentment and his white teeth grinding.

"Ugh..."

If it weren't for Hongchen being here, it wouldn't be able to beat these unsightly people to death long ago!

"I opened this road, and I planted this tree. If you want to cross this road, leave dog meat money!"

Hei Mao grinned, his eyes became a little confused, this guy can still laugh?
I robbed it! ! !
Immediately, the resentment was soaring, and he was about to explode.

"Snapped!"

Xie Da hand slapped him aside, chirping, who is the boss?

"Hey, boy, you are very arrogant! Which one is a gangster?"

Hongchen grinned and kicked Happy's buttocks, "What did they ask you?"

Everyone was overjoyed as soon as they heard it, tears of laughter came down, this damn is a fool!

Can this dog meat soup still talk?

It’s just this hairless guy who is still grinning, what’s wrong, big white teeth are amazing!
Hei Mao kicked the dog's head so hard that he was startled.

"Crack!"

With a clear sound, Hei Mao's eyes immediately changed, he looked at his right leg in disbelief, and then knelt down with a plop!
Face full of pain!

"It's broken...it's broken!"

"I'm going, it's really broken!"

The other people were also shocked, you are a calcium deficiency!
Can this break a leg? !
Heimao is crying, this damn is so embarrassing, he is extremely resentful, Mad, this dog's head is harder than iron, what kind of shit did he grow up on!
"Fucking shit!"

Xie Dashou was about to make a move, when Hong Chen suddenly handed the stick in front of him, "If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of your eyes! This child is short-sighted, how can you hit a dog's head when you beat a dog! You must hit the dog's waist , fight hard!"

"This stick is just right, let me lend it to you for fun!"

Hongchen spoke in a dignified manner, but the scene was not right, no matter how you looked at it, it looked like... laughing?

"Too!"

Xie Dashou looked at him suspiciously, then took it with his right hand, "Hit you Ma De... what the hell!"

Unparalleled strength struck like Mount Tai pressing down on the top. Before Xie Dashou could react, he sat on the ground with his buttocks, the standard Guanyin sitting on the lotus!
"My mother...it hurts...it hurts, mother!"

Xie Dashou cried, kicking his legs, like a shrew spitting on the ground, not as vicious as before.

"Boss, boss!"

The other two are not idiots, and they finally figured it out.

"Take that stick off, quick!"

"I go!"

The two hurried to move away, and they were stunned by the effort!

This shit looks like it has taken root, what kind of iron rod is this?
Suddenly, the two of them broke out in cold sweat, and looked at Hong Chen with a smirk in unison.

Something is wrong with this guy!
"It's your turn!"

Ha Pi ordered, and couldn't help howling, his body suddenly became several times bigger, like a small bunker.

Thick all over!

"Damn... is this a dog spirit?"

The four of them looked like they had eaten a dead child, and each of them had resentment in their eyes, what kind of monster looks so sloppy!

It's okay to be hairless, but still so wretched!
"Come, come, rob! Rob!"

Hongchen smiled at the right time, picked up the iron rod, and was as happy as a fat man of two hundred catties, drooling.

Finally waited for this moment, Ma De, almost suffocated!
Get rid of the anger in Dashou's heart, stealing chickens is not enough to lose money, this damn is before liberation again? !
Hey, hey, where are you touching?

His complexion suddenly collapsed, this damn is probably a relative of the Emeishan monkey, the wild goose plucked his hair, and even the private money hidden under the soles of his feet was robbed!

Is there any humanity left!
In the end, his clothes were stripped off, and for a moment he was so frightened that he burst into tears and clasped his hands tightly, feeling extremely wronged.

Sitting on the ground, life and death refused to get up.

Hongchen just looked at him with a smile, and for a while, his anger was as good as crazy!
"This bug is good!"

Hongchen laughed!

I just look at it like this for a day, how much grievance value does this grandson have to provide!

In the end, Xie Dashou really couldn't see it anymore, and said tearfully, "Easy...lightly..."

"roll!"