I went to practice after being unemployed

Difei Mountain.

The sun is shining brightly and the mountain wind is mild.

On the top of Yunxian Cave, a figure appeared, and a young man was sitting cross-legged, holding an iron rod in his hand.

The slender white fingers tapped, and the bright eyes looked a little confused.

"Two years?"

The young man muttered to himself, his handsome cheeks were full of surprise, and Hengxing raised his sword eyebrows subconsciously, making him even more handsome!
Yes, this boy is Hongchen!
At this time, he was completely naked and still didn't know it. His tall and straight body was inserted on the top of the mountain like a sword, full of temptation and charm.

A pair of sword eyebrows are heroic, and the deep eyes contain the stars and the sea, fair skin, strong tendons, and the muscles are particularly distinct!

Full of masculinity!
Compared with two years ago, she is less immature and more mature and stable!

【Yo ho! 】

The system was very excited, chattering non-stop in Hongchen's mind like a child.

[Zhen Nima can sleep, stay motionless like a bastard, and stay dead for two years! 】

[With this time, the old sow can give birth to a big basket of cubs! 】

Hong Chen's face darkened: "...What does this nima have to do with the old sow!"

"Uh...what's the matter with this iron rod?"

After waving it casually a few times, Hongchen was amazed, this stick is so handy!

Although it is half a meter long and looks heavy, it is actually very light in the hand, and it doesn't feel heavy at all!

As if this is tailor-made for yourself!
【do not know! 】

I don't know, why are you so loud!
Hongchen obviously feels that this system is a little different, and he has been pretending to be dead before, why is it like he has reached menopause now, nagging non-stop?
Could it be that this guy has a split nerve?

【Ding!Awakening field talent! 】

[Congratulations to the host for successfully awakening the number one invincible domain in the universe! 】

field?

Invincible?

Hongchen was stunned, what kind of stuff is this?
Is it great?

But he keenly sensed something was wrong, when was this kid ever so kind?

There must be a demon in the abnormal situation!
Could it be that he came to play tricks on Lao Tzu again?

[Cut, what look! 】

[This is the largest field in the universe, you are lucky this time, you have a rare opportunity, don't be ashamed!It made Lao Tzu look like he was trying to drive ducks to the shelves and force his good men to become prostitutes. Is Lao Tzu that kind of person? 】

The system spoke righteously, just like an old magician in a church.

I believe you a ghost!
Hongchen muttered in his heart, but in the end An couldn't bear the curiosity in his heart, and tried to release it.

Immediately, a white light shot out from the top of his head, covering his whole body. At this moment, he was like an angel who had just descended to earth, with a hazy phantom, and his whole body was full of strong sacred aura!

Hongchen was stunned!
This is the invincible field?
Sure enough, there are two tricks!

With this photoelectric effect, pretending to be the best is not enough!
[It's very imposing, but it doesn't have any attack power yet...]

What the hell!

The enthusiasm in his mouth was immediately extinguished, and deep resentment rose in his heart, and Hongchen's head was full of black lines.

Did you really hit your mark? !
Isn't it invincible?

How come there is no attack power?

This shit is an embroidered pillow, can it really only scare people?

Made!

I knew this guy wouldn't be so kind!

[Not enough strength, bluff people to join in!Just like this, who can pretend more than you? 】

【You are the prettiest cub on the street! 】

Hongchen is speechless, he has the heart to strangle it to death, besides pretending to be aggressive, what else do you know?

[Hey, not bad!Don't rush to thank me, there is still a big gift! 】

The system thought that Hongchen was very happy, so he continued.

【Ding!Awaken the prophecy talent! 】

[Every sentence you say has a one in ten thousand chance of coming true! 】

I rely on!

One in ten thousand?

How is this different from zero?
And the prophecy came true, I really want to thank you!

Hongchen didn't want to pay attention to it, this cheater is nothing but a cheater, what use can these two talents be for!
[How about it, isn't it great? 】

[If you follow me, you will be popular and drink hot food in the future, and I will cover you! 】

"roll!"

[... What are you! 】

In the warm wind, Hongchen went down the mountain with a stick on his shoulders.

Looking at this strange picture, he couldn't help but sigh in his heart, and those tragic pictures appeared in his mind from time to time, and his heart was very heavy.

[That Guo Tong is a top-ranked killer of the Heitian Gang, with a strong viciousness, so he became the introduction to unlock this ancient prohibition!As for you, if it weren't for Lao Tzu's presence, the grass on the grave would be taller than this! 】

"Ghosts believe it! Apart from pretending to be dead, you are on the way to pretend to be dead... You are always like this, have you ever asked the cow how it feels?"

[...mmp! 】

Just as he was talking, there was a sudden movement in front of him.

anyone?

Hongchen's expression brightened, and he couldn't help but quicken his pace.

"Old irons, double-click 666!"

"Thanks to Sicong for the big plane!"

"Thanks to Benboerba for the yacht!"

"Our live broadcast will start soon, everyone, get some gifts!"

"Today, my old Ha is going all out, and the old dog is stewed in a big pot, so I asked if you have any!"

On the hillside, it was steaming, a large pot was placed in the center, the wood under the pot was sizzling, the water was gurgling, and it was already boiling!

A husky is squatting in front of the cauldron, shouting into the phone, working very hard!
"Old irons, it's not enough! Get the gifts!"

"My enthusiasm is like a fire, burning the whole cauldron!"

……

The live broadcast room is boiling!
Gifts soared, countless flowers and firecrackers, and millions arrived in the account within a few minutes!
"Damn it, it's really a dog demon!"

"Why doesn't this shit have a hair? It's bald, like a broiler!"

"I'll go! This shit is the first live broadcast of a monster in history!"

"Fuck, this is ruthless!"

"This dog demon...isn't that big!"

"smaller than me!"

"Smaller than me +1!"

"+2!"

……

Suddenly, the popularity of the live broadcast skyrocketed, and millions of people watched it in an instant!
Lao Ha was stunned, what happened!
Are you so famous?
Seeing that gift skyrocket like a rocket into the sky, it grinned from ear to ear. Its two big canine teeth were shining brightly, whiter than porcelain teeth!

"Old man, double-click 666!"

"Ok?"

Suddenly it found something wrong with the barrage, what nudity?What is so handsome?
Superficial human being, isn't Lao Tzu naked all the time?

For the sake of art, what is this!
Make a fuss!
"Old irons, let's start! The moment to witness the miracle has come, big pot stewed dog meat!"

"thump!"

Lao Ha jumped into the big iron pot in response, and the heat suddenly boiled, and his eyes were so hot that he rolled his eyes, and he almost went to heaven!

"Old man...fuck you, damn it!"

The live broadcast was suddenly interrupted, and a big red prohibition sign was displayed on it!

"Gou Erha, according to the system monitoring, your live broadcast is seriously related to pornography, and your account has been banned, and all gifts will be confiscated! If you have any objections, please log in to the background for reconsideration after a hundred years!"

Happy's face turned black immediately!

Dogs all over the street are walking birds, why am I involved in pornography?
Damn it, pay me back my money!

As soon as the dog's paw stretched out, the phone exploded!
At this time, two surprises came from behind.

"Fuck!"

"Brilliant!"

"Is meat and vegetables so self-conscious these days? Do you boil water for yourself and scald dog hair?"

Hongchen was stunned!