God-level Alipay

Hearing the voice of the God-given Immortal Venerable, Yuelaodandan was not smashed, but also felt a dull pain.

Isn't this a blatant move!
Yue Lao was very speechless. Is there such a thing?He thought for a long time, but couldn't figure out which golden fairy was teasing him.

It's just that this teasing is a bit too real, right?
"Don't you know, why are you pretending to be stupid!"

Yuelao replied angrily, but he was afraid that if his attitude was not good, if the God-given Immortal Venerable sent down another divine thunder, it would be completely sour.

Since the opponent made a move, and he didn't even have the power to parry, it can only show that the identity of the opponent is much more terrifying than he imagined!

He thought for a while, and said again: "Speak up if you have something to say, don't come here with the Immortal Venerable."

"Old Yue, what's the matter? I just counted, and you seem to have been struck by lightning, am I right?"

Li Tianci has already laughed out his internal wounds, making you dishonest for a few months, and the Immortal Master Tianci will let you be honest first, let's talk about other things!

Yuelao's face turned ugly instantly, with a dark face, thinking what don't you know?

What do you count?What's the trouble? The biggest trouble for me now is you, Nima Kengxianzun!

"You guessed right, very right." Yue Lao lost his temper completely, waved his hand, and his body returned to its original state.

Pack!
You just pretend here, the play is very good!Yuelao snorted coldly in his heart, but he didn't dare to show it on the surface.

"Did you recently feel that you have nothing to do, seeing others busy every day, but yourself have nothing to do, envy, envy and hate?"

After the jokes are over, Li Tianci still has to return to the theme, he can't always tease the elders, he should respect the old and love the young!

Yuelao stared, huh?

"Fellow Daoist Nima, I really have this doubt recently, and I don't know how to solve it."

It's amazing, but when Yuelao thought about it, if he wanted to know these things, come here and take a look, wouldn't he know everything!

Li Tianci smiled and nodded: "The Jade Emperor recently relaxed the policy for you. When will the rules of heaven be changed? I think some gods have already heard about it?"

how come!
Yuelao was completely in a state of confusion. The Jade Emperor clearly said that he only told him about this matter, and those outside were all intentional words.

And the Jade Emperor also planned to change this rule of heaven in the near future.However, after the word of mouth was released, no one cared about it at all, and the response was not great, as if a mud cow had entered the sea, and it was completely fallen into the matter of the publication of the merit list.

Why did God-given Immortal Venerable know this matter, and it seems that he only knows a little bit?
Yuelao felt that it was not appropriate for him to hand over his hole cards immediately, after all, he could not casually reveal what the Jade Emperor had told him.

"Yeah, the policy has loosened up a bit recently, but I'm still a little bit worried, it's time for me."

'Hey, this old man is still playing language arts with me?It seems that if I don't drop a bomb, he won't be completely convinced. '

Li Tianci coughed: "Ahem, heaven, the rule of heaven that cannot touch mortal emotions has been passed down for many years, and the immortals have become accustomed to it. Even if the Jade Emperor cancels this rule of heaven, it will not help the matter." , because all the immortals don't have this concept at all, and they won't think of it!"

Li Tianci recalled a famous experiment in which a shark and a tropical fish were put into the same fish tank.But there is a glass plate between the shark and the tropical fish.The shark tried to eat the tropical fish, but got hit hard.

Finally, the glass plate was removed, and the sharks still swam in the same range as before, even if the tropical fish passed by, they turned a blind eye.

This shows that, just like the principle of a mouse drilling an electric box, habits become natural. Once a thought is deeply ingrained, it is difficult to uproot it.

Yuelao was completely convinced, this great immortal was not only well-informed, but also sound in his analysis.

"How should this difficulty be resolved?"

Yuelao asked tentatively, he knew what the problem was, but there must be a solution, right?
Just talk but not practice, Yuelao believes that some gods know what's going on, everyone knows this problem, and what they want is a solution to the problem.

'Hehe, this month's old age is a bit interesting. Until now, he is still testing me, it's okay. '

Li Tianci was not in a hurry or panic, originally he wanted to cheat the old man to gain some merit, but he likes to plan ahead for a rainy day and put a long line to catch big fish.

"The solution is very simple. Now the whole heaven is busy with the merit list. Isn't it all for the sake of face? This face is very important? So, it should be higher than some things, and those male gods, female gods, anyway It means that all the gods from all walks of life gather here, as long as they gather here, your matchmaking will be much easier!"

Snapped!
There was a look of awakening on Yue Lao's face, as if he had been enlightened, like a sudden enlightenment.The words given by the Immortal Venerable are so right!

How could it be so easy to get on this merit list?The gods below must have had a very hard time for such a small profit.

Without merit points, life will be over?Immortals have an infinitely close to eternal lifespan. Every day I fall asleep, do nothing, and have no merit. What's the point?
You can start from this aspect!Tianci Xianzun thinks about the problem from such a tricky angle!
"I understand, but... how do I do it? Make a banquet, haha, invite the fairies to dance, drink and watch the moon and watch the fairies dance, not bad, not bad."

Yuelao smiled and drooled at the thought of this, but Li Tianci rolled his eyes, what the hell!

"Too! Old! Set!"

He was helpless, people admired the flowers, the moon and the fairies, how could they not appreciate them?Why did you come to your Moon Palace?

Who doesn't know what you Yue Lao do, don't even think about going out alone when you come.

Who is stupid?These gods are avoiding you now, and you are still trying to catch up, so you can only eat ashamed.

Even if you want to match Tieguai Li and Seven Fairies, you can't do that!
"Then...Shangxian, what's the best plan?" Yuelao really made some sense when he heard the analysis of the god-sent immortal.

It's really too old-fashioned. In Heaven, there are such banquets every day. Drinking wine, watching the moon, watching fairies dance, don't mention how boring it is.

Li Tianci thought for a while and asked, "Let me ask you, does your red rope work for gods?"

As soon as this sentence was asked, Yuelao understood instantly, it turned out that the God-given Immortal Venerable spent a long time talking and thinking, just to ask about his red rope!
This Heaven-given Immortal Venerable seems to have moved Fan Xin, maybe he was looking for some fairy, that's why he came here?