God-level Alipay

The seven fairies confronted him before, which caused Li Tianci a lot of headaches, and he thought of many ways to deal with her.

In the end, it was obvious that the Seventh Fairy was completely defeated, and he was completely successful.

But he felt that this process was too tiring, and it seemed that he would not be able to make enemies in heaven in the future, but if someone offends me, I will definitely offend him!

This is his code of conduct, if you invade me an inch, I will invade your entire country!
Opening the circle of immortals, Li Tianci actually laughed when he saw the immortals inside who were basically fighting for merit points.

"It seems that the gods are not easy now. Today's civil servants are so difficult to pass the exam. It's so easy to be a god, so it's okay!"

Looking through a large group of fairies who poured bitter water, Li Tianci had a thought, first he had to reconcile with the seven fairies, okay?
Give it a try!
To untie the bell, the person who tied it had to be tied, and he had offended the Seven Fairies.Sure enough, before he could say a few words to Seventh Fairy, Seventh Fairy ignored him impatiently.

"That's a good idea, I, Seventh Fairy, have sex with you!"

The Seventh Fairy sat in the middle of the mansion and cursed a few times angrily.Nima Shangxian peeked at her taking a bath, and made her lose all her merit points. Now if she wants to make up, she can just make up. This is too simple!
Li Tianci shook his head and smiled wryly as if that was the case.

Flip the feed again, and see Yuelao's mood.

"Today, all the immortals are busy with their merits. Who the hell is going to fall in love? Originally, the Jade Emperor revealed that they can relax the rules of heaven and let these gods fall in love freely. It's a pity that no one has ever fallen in love. , how to do it! How can it be done!"

Seeing Yuelao's bitterness, Li Tianci immediately had a brainstorm: "That's right, go to Yuelao directly, wouldn't it be possible to accomplish the business of Tieguai Li and the Seventh Fairy! Hehe, Yuelao, I'll do it!" Already!"

Yuelao, who was in the Heavenly Palace, was fiddling with a few red strings on the table, feeling bored.Unlike other gods, he is idle to death, and is about to fade out.

Especially when he saw others running one after another, he felt like he was sitting on pins and needles.

"Fellow Daoist, don't worry!"

Suddenly, a voice came from midair, and Yuelao almost fell to the ground in shock!
"Who!"

Yuelao looked around, but couldn't find out with his magic power. Which immortal came to have fun?
"Fellow Daoist has great powers, which Golden Immortal do you dare to think?"

Yuelao rolled his eyes and frowned, it seemed that he was being laughed at for being so 'leisure'!

Li Tianci smiled: "Hehe, fellow Taoists don't need to be so nervous, my name is Nima, you can call me Nima Immortal Venerable."

Now he feels that Nima is an immortal, which can no longer represent his identity. The Immortal Venerable sounds very domineering, so he uses the Immortal Venerable.

Immortal?

Yue Lao's face twitched, it seemed that he really came to see his own joke!

"Fellow Daoist is here, please show up and meet, I am really troubled recently."

Yue Lao sat on the chair unceremoniously, waiting for the immortal to show up.

In the entire Heavenly Court, he is old, except for the Jade Emperor and Sanqing, no one will give him face, are you awesome?I have a red rope, go over and let you be a man, are you afraid?
It's just some mysteries about the red rope, only Yue Lao knows best, and the rumors among the gods outside have pushed him to his current position.

In addition, if any god who doesn't open his eyes really provokes him, he does have a way to let him be male, female, human or beast...

"It's not convenient for me to show up. Please, fellow Taoist, are you in trouble? I'm only here to solve the troubles of fellow Taoist."

"If it's inconvenient, send the guest off."

Yue Lao was not polite, and directly wanted to see off the guests.

The sneer in his heart, what kind of fairy are you, did you use some kind of treasure to hide your figure?

I'm old this month and I don't like you, but I didn't show up to meet you when I came, Guanyin didn't dare to be so arrogant!

Whoops I rub!

Li Tianci looked at Yue Lao's reply on the phone, and instantly became angry. How dare a little Yue Lao dare to be so arrogant?

Do you really have to take him seriously?
Nima, I thought Yuelao was a kind old man, why is he so arrogant?

That's okay, let me train you, let you see, Nima Immortal, what kind of pissy immortal is it!

Click on the runaway emoji package, click on a villain holding a thunderbolt, and click out.

"The power of thunder, five hundred merit points."

When the system prompt came out, Li Tianci regretted it unceasingly. I made a fuss, a Broken Thunder would cost [-] merit points, do you need merit points for everything, cheating Alipay!

"Tch, what kind of fairy, do you really think you are an onion? If you have the ability to bombard me with lightning, you think you are the god of thunder."

Yuelao opened a lychee, ready to put it in his mouth.

At this time, on the girder of his mansion, suddenly there was a little white man with a nose in one hand and a blue object in the other, shining brightly.

"Bold, who is it, dare to come here to cause trouble!"

Yuelao raised his head, shouted loudly, but his face was full of astonishment, what the hell is this?Never seen it before?Are demons able to come to heaven now?
In reality, Li Tianci opened his eyes, he wanted to see if the power of thunder and lightning could be used.

What a waste of his five hundred merit points!Even if you don't hesitate to spend another [-] merit points, you have to take a look.

The eyes of the sky opened, and saw the scene of Yue Lao drinking.

"Isn't it exciting to look at this old man? Hehe, here comes the good show!"

Li Tianci stared at Tianyan closely, carefully watching everything in the picture.

"Downstairs is a dog!"

The runaway villain grinned, uttered words, and then dropped the thunderbolt in his hand.

The thunder and lightning surged against the storm, and the infinite arc jumped and jubilated, carrying a destructive aura, and slammed down violently.

"Grandpa Sanqing, what the hell is this!"

In Yuelao's bewildered state, the thunderbolt had already landed, and with a loud bang, it all fell on him.

Yuelao: "%*￥&*..."

The screen of Tianyan was filled with blue light for an instant, and then the blue light gradually faded, and Yuelao sat on the ground alone.

His whole body was like charred charcoal, his robes were still there, but they were all black, and his hair was emitting green smoke. Li Tianci could smell the burnt smell even through the eyes of the sky.

The spiritual wooden chair he was sitting on also disappeared under the force of lightning.

"Haha, do you still dare to be crazy with me?"

Tianyan gradually disappeared, Li Tianci laughed, it turns out that the power of thunder and lightning is so powerful, Yuelao is crying, right?It's so sour to think about it, but I don't know if Yuelao's balls are mushy.

"Cough cough..."

Yuelao's face is like black charcoal at this moment, with a crescent painted on it, that is the second generation of Baogong.He wants to cry but has no tears, who the hell is it, what is the reason for wanting to treat me like this!Your name is Daoist Nima?It's really a Nima pit, just change your life and call it Nima pit!

"Fellow Daoist, I think you're in trouble again, isn't it eggy?"

Li Tianci held back his laughter, and a piercing voice rang out in Yuelao's ears inappropriately.