The bandit has mutated

The bridal chamber is decorated with lanterns and festoons, and the windows are pasted with big red happy characters, and there are dragon and phoenix red candles. The lights are flickering, and they look beaming.

The bride is sitting on a bed covered with red curtains.

creak!

The door is opened.

Zhao Hao and Toad Jing hooked their shoulders together and walked in staggeringly. Both of them were drunk and their consciousness was a little fuzzy.

"Brother Toad, today is your big day, and Zhao Hao has nothing to give you. I'm really ashamed."

Zhao Hao shook his head, sighed, Yu Jiao glanced at the bride wearing a hijab, saw her delicate body trembling, and sighed helplessly, he had really tried his best.

Zhao Hao hiccupped and couldn't drink anymore.

In order to help the bride, Zhao Hao kept pouring wine into the toad essence, trying to get it drunk.

However, it backfired.

Toad essence is simply massive.

One of them drank three wine jars, Zhao Hao's stomach was about to explode anyway, and every time he burped, he was worried that he would spit it out.

Zhao Hao felt that his abdomen was really uncomfortable, so he sat on the chair, drank too much wine and felt a little thirsty, so he poured a glass of water to moisten his throat.

"It's ok."

Toad Essence also took advantage of the situation and sat down, grabbed the teapot and drank it in one gulp. It seemed that it could continue to drink, drinking water very boldly.

Hua Feixue was covered with a red hijab, so she couldn't hear anything, her whole body was tied up with ropes and she couldn't move, and her mouth was stuffed with a rag so she couldn't speak.Suddenly, the quiet Hua Feixue seemed to be stimulated by something, and kept screaming, but couldn't speak, so she made a buzzing sound.

Zhao Hao glanced at Hua Feixue struggling on the bed in bewilderment, Hua Feixue's red hijab had already fallen off.

"woooo~"

When Hua Feixue saw Zhao Hao's appearance, she was taken aback, and recognized Zhao Hao from the voice. After seeing it clearly, she was ecstatic that she met an acquaintance and was saved.

Hua Feixue didn't know why Zhao Hao was hanging out with Ha Toad, but she didn't care either. The most important thing at the moment was to protect herself, and she only wanted to get his attention.

But Zhao Hao was so confused that he didn't look carefully at all. He only felt that the bride was beautiful at first glance, and then he looked away.

"Brother Toad, your new wife looks good, you are really blessed."

Zhao Hao chuckled, his drunken eyes dimmed.

"Of course it's beautiful! My eyes can't be wrong."

Toad is an understatement.

"I also like a woman, but she doesn't seem to like me."

Having said that, Zhao Hao felt dejected, picked up the wine, and poured a bowl for himself to drink.

Hua Feixue left without saying a word, and took all her props along with her, obviously, she didn't take herself seriously at all.

In vain, I was sincere to her.

If Hua Feixue knew Zhao Hao's thoughts, she would definitely sneer at her. This is not sincerity at all, but wishful thinking.

"If you like it, it doesn't matter if she likes it or not. If you don't even have the courage to do so, why don't you like it?"

Toad Jing preached in the tone of someone who has come here.

"It's gangster thinking."

Zhao Hao took another sip, feeling very melancholy, he obviously couldn't drink it just now, but now he can still drink it again.

Sure enough, falling in love can increase the amount of alcohol.

"Bah... You and I are robbers in the first place."

The toad spit and flew, slapped Zhao Hao on the forehead, and said in an old-fashioned way that he gave Zhao Hao a meal.

Those secular etiquettes are something between human beings. As an npc, there is no need to abide by them.

Wild monsters don't need etiquette.

"Yes!"

Zhao Hao slapped the table with a slap, and suddenly realized.

However, he quickly shook his head.

Toad Spirit is not afraid of death, and dares to openly be a villain, but Zhao Hao is afraid of death, so he dare not.

If you rob it by force, you will be besieged by humans.

"Old Zhao, I'm tired and need to rest, you should leave first."

Although Ha Mo Jing was drunk, she was still rational, knowing that today's task could be finished by the last step, and anxiously wanted to drive Zhao Hao away for the bridal chamber.

"Ok."

Zhao Hao stood up.

At the same time, Hua Feixue spat out a large portion of the rag from his mouth.

Hua Feixue was in a state of desperation and had exhausted all her powers. Knowing that Zhao Hao was the last straw, she completely vomited the rag when Zhao Hao was about to step out of the threshold.

"Zhao Hao, save me."

Zhao Hao was about to close the door with both hands, but suddenly a familiar voice came from his ear, he turned his head in doubt, glanced at the bride inexplicably after a glance.

The bride in front of Zhao Hao's eyes doubled, and there were three wobbly brides wearing phoenix crowns and xiapei.

Zhao Hao stepped forward in bewilderment, wanting to take a closer look, he almost put his face in front of Hua Feixue, and only then did he recognize her.

Fog grass!

Zhao Hao's whole body was full of cleverness, it couldn't be such a coincidence, could it?Rubbing his eyes, he was convinced that it was Hua Feixue in front of him.

"Hurry up and save me."

Hua Feixue couldn't wait to call for help, almost weeping with joy, she was so frightened that she was almost out of her wits, seeing the savior really wanted to give her a big hug.

"Old Zhao, do you know each other?"

"Yes. She is the woman I like."

Zhao Hao turned his head suddenly, and his sharp eyes met the protruding eyes of the toad, as if a basin of cold water had been poured on him, Zhao Hao became sober in an instant.

Very embarrassing.

Just now, the two were called brothers.

In an instant, the smell of gunpowder was full.

"Haha~Old Zhao, it's just a woman. Humans have a saying that brothers are like siblings, and women are like clothes. Don't you want to stop my brother from bridal chamber just because of a piece of clothes?"

The smile on Toad Jing's face disappeared, replaced by a stern face.

Toad carefully secretly said that it was bad luck, and it was really unlucky to meet a cousin who hit it off with great difficulty, and it was really unlucky to be married because of a woman.

Toad Essence will not let go easily, it is a matter of face, if it is facing a high-level cousin, it may compromise, but it has nothing to fear when facing the low-level Zhao Hao.

"of course not."

Zhao Hao felt guilty in the knife-like eyes, and sweat dripped from his forehead. He just slapped his hands with a playful smile after he spoke halfway.

Zhao Hao put on a flattering look, trying to relax Ha Mo Jing's vigilance, and sure enough, a smile appeared on Ha Mo Jing's face.

"That's good."

Toad patted his shoulder, nodded in satisfaction, and said casually, with reminders and threats in his words: "Brothers are like siblings, women are like clothes, whoever touches my clothes, I will cut off his brothers and feet."

Toad Jing clapped her hands harder and harder, but she had a harmless smile on her face.

"Brother Toad really values ​​friendship."

Zhao Hao gritted his teeth and forced a smile. This pervert didn't even give him any face.

Zhao Hao's fist was clenched tightly. If he hadn't been afraid of it, he would have beaten him up long ago.

"Of course I value love and righteousness."

Toad Spirit responded naturally, and said righteously: "You are my brother, who dares to bully you in the future, remember, I will stand up for you."

"Okay, I took note."

Zhao Hao Zheng nodded.

"Brothers are like siblings, women are like clothes, whoever touches my siblings, I will take away his clothes."

Toad Jing clenched his fists and hammered his chest, with a sincere appearance of "a good brother for a lifetime", this serious appearance, these firm eyes, are extremely solemn.

Clap!
Haad Jing snapped his fingers, and the high-pitched bug sounded. This is the background music of "Friends": Friendship is higher than...we still remember...like a glass of wine, like an old song...

Anyway, Toad Jing shed tears of emotion.

"Brother Toad, you are really my good brother."

Zhao Hao endured his nausea, held Toad Jing's hand, and said touching lies, wishing he could chop this toad into pieces.

There is plastic sisterhood among women, and plastic brotherhood between men.

"You are also my good brother."

Toad Jing responded seriously, turned around and went to the table, poured two glasses of wine, gave Zhao Hao a glass, clinked the glasses and drank them all in one gulp.

It did it, so did Zhao Hao.

"In the future, if I have the opportunity to enter the pyramid scheme, I will never forget my brother, and I will try my best to get you to eat well and drink together, Brother Toad."

Zhao Hao took a deep breath, wiped the wine stains from the corner of his mouth, pointed two fingers to the sky, then cupped his fists modestly,

The Empress Dowager, you can witness that if Zhao Hao does not pull him into the pyramid scheme, his surname will be Zhao.

"Brothers."

Toad Jing clenched Zhao Hao's head tightly, his face contorted in emotion, and forced out a few drops of false tears, just like the tears of a crocodile.

Zhao Hao and Toad were so shrewd that they seemed to be in harmony with each other, and they had reached the verge of tearing their faces apart. However, no one was the first to pierce this layer of window paper.

Hua Feixue was dumbfounded, and blinked her clear eyes.

"Brother Toad, I didn't bring any presents this time, why don't I play a game with you, just to cheer you up."

Zhao Hao made a suggestion.

"Okay."

A gleam of red flashed across the eyes of Toad Jing, and he agreed wholeheartedly. He would like to see what the guy who robbed him of a woman in front of him wanted to do.

Zhao Hao looked at the blood volume of Toad Jing, which was [-], and felt guilty.

My own blood volume is more than 1000, which is obviously one-tenth of the opponent's. If I want to kill the opponent without bloodshed, I must use up the blood volume of the toad essence in the game.

However, this is simply not possible.

Well, it's more realistic to get drunk on the toad essence.

"Brother Toad, from now on, if I say a word, you repeat it. Whoever loses will be slapped."

"Ok."

Toad Spirit grinned.

"are you ready?"

Zhao Hao asked tentatively.

"All right."

Toad Jing cheered up.

Snapped!
Zhao Hao slapped the electric wires with a kitchen knife, sparks all the way at the speed of lightning, and was instantly stunned by the toad spirit.

[Health -50]

The toad has rough skin and thick flesh, and its defense is astonishing. It can obviously knock out more than 100 blood, but its thick skin forcibly took down half of it.

"This is the beginning?"

Toad Jing shook his head, just about to get angry, suddenly remembered the rules of the game, and asked in confusion.

"Yes."

"Come again."

Snapped!
Zhao Hao gave it a solid slap again, and the forced smile on Toad Jing's face froze, and Toad Jing turned his head to one side, squinting and slowly turned to look at Zhao Hao.