The bandit has mutated

Chapter 11 Cousin Meets Cousin

Village head home.

In the fenced yard, there are already full of banquets.

The house of the village head is decorated with lights and festoons.

After Zhao Hao came here, he wanted to go in, but they found that it didn't seem so easy to get a meal.

"What gift did you... get!"

Brother Xiaosa blocked the door, one by one checking the congratulatory gifts held by those who entered and exited.

"No gift."

"You want to enter without a gift, get out of here."

Brother Xiaosa pretended to be a tiger, and let out a cry of anger, spitting stars, splashing the player's face.

This player was furious, he is a level ten player, he came here just to join in the fun, but Brother Xiao Sa, a human traitor, actually stopped him.

He clenched his fists tightly, looking like he was going to hit someone. If it wasn't for the wild monsters around him, he would have already killed the traitor.

"A traitor, what's so arrogant about it?"

He snorted coldly, turned his head and was about to leave.

"Wait a moment."

Brother Xiaosa got angry, he hated people calling him a traitor the most, "How dare you call me a traitor."

"I scolded you, so what?"

The player was full of confidence, and asked rhetorically, if Brother Xiaosa dared to be aggressive, he would definitely send Brother Xiaosa back to the west with one knife.

"The temper is quite violent!"

Brother Xiao Sa and his two mud legs looked at each other and laughed loudly. Immediately, the smile on his face disappeared, he hurriedly backed away, and ordered with a wave of his hand: "Come on, kill him for me."

With a bang, a group of wild monsters besieged them.

The nearby players were so frightened that they quickly distanced themselves, fearing that it would harm Chi Yu.

This player was immediately surrounded, but he was not a vegetarian. He took a machete and blew rivers of fright, but the encirclement became smaller and smaller.

Two fists are no match for four hands, and this player was quickly defeated.

"Ah~"

With a scream, the wild monsters dispersed, and the player was dealt with.

Wow, the player who just died was revived in front of the village chief in an instant, directly dropping from level ten to level one.

"Boy, keep on yelling!"

Brother Xiao Sa didn't let the other party go, pulled the other party out, stepped on the ground with one foot, and showed off his power condescendingly.

"Forgive me~ I dare not."

This person also knew that if he was killed again, he would die, so he immediately gave in. His strength determines his temper, and now he is at the lowest end, and he has no right to lose his temper.

"If you dare to offend me next time, I will kill you."

Brother Xiao Sa sneered, his contemptuous eyes were full of arrogance, and then he glanced at everyone present: "Everyone listen to me, and everyone be honest, if you let me know who dares to disobey Mrs. Toad Jing, Then don't blame me for being ruthless."

"Bah... traitor!"

The players dared not speak out, but they still scolded him bloody in private.

Zhao Hao narrowed his eyes and pondered for a while, it is really easy for human beings to be traitors.

"We don't have congratulatory gifts, so it seems we can't go in for dinner."

Qi Yu spoke.

"It seems that the congratulations must be resolved first."

Zhao Hao nodded in agreement.

"I have a congratulatory gift, I'll go in first."

Lingyouyou took out a batch of red cloth, and walked over cheerfully. She didn't take the two with her, obviously letting them figure out their own way.

Looking from a distance, Lingyouyou and Brother Xiaosa were talking and laughing, and then Brother Xiaosa let them go.

"It's too much! Go in and eat alone, and don't care about us."

Qi Yu spat.

"It's really too much."

Zhao Hao shook his head, walked over swaggeringly, even if there is no congratulatory gift, no one can stop him from going in.

The most dangerous thing here is the plethora of wild monsters, but Zhao Hao himself is an NPC, immune to wild monsters, they will not attack Zhao Hao.

Zhao Hao walked up to Brother Xiaosa. Brother Xiaosa raised his chin at first with an unruly attitude. Later, after saying a few words, Brother Xiaosa became condescending, bowed his waist, and changed into a flattering appearance with a hippie smile.

Qi Yu was stunned, what's going on?I was guessing in my heart what Zhao Hao had said to Brother Xiaosha.

Qiyu tidied up her clothes, and planned to go in in a fair manner.

but……

"what are you doing?"

The smile on Brother Xiao Sa's face disappeared immediately, replaced by incomparable sternness, he pulled Qi Yu who was going to sneak in, and asked solemnly.

Almost, Qi Yu, the bald head, slipped in.

Qiyu was grabbed by the arm and pulled out.

"I'll go in and eat."

"What about congratulations?"

"No."

"Get lost. You are not allowed to enter without a congratulatory gift."

Brother Xiao Sa said categorically, he rolled his eyes, this man looked like he was hairless, not even a hair on his head.

"Why Zhao Hao can enter without a congratulatory gift, but I can't."

Qiyu clenched her fists and complained for herself. People should treat each other equally, how could they be treated differently?

"Is Zhao Hao's identity comparable to yours?"

Brother Xiaosa sneered playfully.

"What's his identity?"

"He...uh, why should I tell you, get lost."

Brother Xiao Sa stopped abruptly after speaking halfway, and kicked Qi Yu's ass.

Qiyu was furious, with a murderous look on his face, but Brother Xiaosa glared at him with a black face, and the surrounding wild monsters gathered one after another. Qiyu knew the truth that a good man would not suffer in front of him, so he backed away with a forced face and a smile.

at the same time.

Zhao Hao has already entered the lobby.

Toad Spirit invited a large group of mutated wild monsters. Although their level was very low, they were also thoughtful. A group of mutated wild monsters were drinking and eating meat in big bowls.

"congratulations."

Zhao Hao walked in, smiled and cupped his hands.

"Happy together."

Toad returned the gift, and after seeing Zhao Hao's appearance clearly, the expression on his face froze, and he asked doubtfully, "Are you an npc? Or a player?"

This outfit looks like a player, but there is no annoying human aura on his body.

"npc, the leader of the bandits in Apple Mountain."

Zhao Hao reported his family name and revealed his hidden ID.

Just now, it was precisely because he revealed his identity that Brother Xiao Sa changed his face instantly, from being arrogant at the beginning to nodding his head.

"It's really a cousin!"

Ha Majing held two bowls of wine and handed Zhao Hao a bowl.

Zhao Hao drank a cup.

Toad Jing wiped the corner of his mouth, and smashed the bowl in his hand to the ground with a crack. Zhao Hao learned how to break it after drinking it, and laughed loudly with Toad Jing.

"Cousin, do it here, come, let's have a good meal."

Toad Jing seems to have hit it off with Zhao Hao, pulling Zhao Hao to drink together.

The other mutated wild monsters are all around the third level. They are not as good as them in terms of level or intelligence, so they can only laugh with them.

"Brother Toad, I really admire you for daring to marry a human woman."

Zhao Hao smiled, and felt sorry for this human woman in his heart. It was really a flower stuck in the cow dung, and the cow dung seemed to be more handsome than it.

"What is it to marry a human woman? I plan to marry ten."

Toad Jing stretched out a finger in each of his left and right hands, and made a 'ten'.

Toad Jing is proud of the spring breeze and complacent.

"Brother Toad is really ambitious."

Zhao Hao coughed to hide his embarrassment. , I almost vomited out the wine I drank, it seems that I can't get too close to the frog spirit.

Toad Jing is so arrogant, it will definitely inspire the prehistoric power of single dog players. In order to act as heroes and save beautiful women, they will definitely kill Toad Jing one after another.

After all, from ancient times to the present, villains who dare to be so arrogant basically have no good end.

No matter if it's an open murder or an assassination, the toad spirit will die, and Zhao Hao doesn't want to be implicated by it.

In other words, no one should assassinate it tonight, right?

Zhao Hao shivered, and glanced cautiously. Fortunately, the lobby was full of wild monsters, and the players eating the banquet were all in the yard.

"Actually, this is not an ambition. My real ambition is to marry a mutant wild monster who is as beautiful as a fairy like Mrs. Snake Spirit."

Toad Essence hugged the jug, with a look of fantasy on his face, his old face turned red, as if he was shy.

"Who is Mrs. Snake Spirit?"

"Madam Snake Essence is the wife of King Scorpion, that little girl looks... tsk tsk... handsome."

The toad spirit is a nympho, and the halazi is about to flow out.

The other mutated wild monsters dare not answer. They are all wild monsters from Calabash Mountain and subordinates of King Scorpion. They were shocked to see that Toad Spirit dared to have illusions about Madam. Commentary.

"..."

The corners of Zhao Hao's mouth twitched into a burst of sweat, and his eyes twitched carefully. The toad essence was indeed a toad, not another species. This time, he stopped eating swan meat and ate snake essence instead!

"A beautiful mutated wild monster is worthy of Brother Toad."

Zhao Hao picked up the bowl.

"Yes."

Toad Jing raised his eyebrows, uh, it has no eyebrows... his eyes were wide open, and he suddenly smiled.

The two had another drink.

"Brother Toad, human beings are not good enough for you. In my opinion, let's forget about this marriage, lest dirty human beings tarnish your identity."

Taking advantage of the enjoyment of the toad essence, Zhao Hao persuaded him.

The reason why Zhao Hao said this was only for its own good. If it had such an honor, if it married a human woman, humans would definitely kill it by any means.

"Humans are not good enough for me. But, I don't care."

Toad Jing didn't take it to heart at all, how could she let go of the fat in her mouth so easily?
"Brother Toad is huge! Have another drink."

Zhao Hao continued to pour the wine, feeling extremely excited, even more excited than getting married, "Today, we won't go home until we're drunk."

When he met his cousin for the first time, Zhao Hao was really a fellow villager with tears in his eyes.

"it is good."

Toad Jing was always a little guy in Hulu Mountain, but today he became the protagonist. He showed a heroic spirit and directly took out two wine jars.

As soon as Zhao Hao raised the bowl, he saw it hand over the wine jar, and it petrified on the spot. This drinking method is too radical.

Zhao Hao swallowed his saliva, took a deep breath, put down the bowl, held the wine jar with both hands, and then Ha Mo Jing touched the jar with Zhao Hao.

The toad essence was drunk in one gulp, and then the wine jar was turned upside down, indicating that there was not a single drop left.

Zhao Hao gritted his teeth, his heart sank, he raised his head and poured wine, risking his life to accompany Ha Mo Jing.

I don't know how long it took, and they got drunk, hooked their shoulders, talked and laughed, and walked towards the bridal chamber together unknowingly.

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