The city's best teasing system
Chapter 687
Half an hour later, Guo Degang returned to the cave excitedly,
He happily told Zhen Jian: "The temperature outside is very low, Wu Jing not only has diarrhea, but also has a cold and fever!"
Fang Yuan hurriedly asked, "Is he still tied to the pine tree?"
Guo Degang said: "That's right, Zhao Wenzhuo and Zhou Shiming didn't dare to save Wu Jing, they could only give him water."
Fang Yuan said: "According to this rhythm, Wu Jing can last until evening at most."
Zhen Jian asked: "Old Guo, have you notified the teams about the lunch gathering?"
Guo Degang said: "I have notified all of them. Some of them believe it, and some don't believe it. They think we are playing tricks and setting traps!"
Zhen Jian said with a smile: "Whether they believe it or not, when we light the fire and barbecue, the smell of the meat will make even the rats down the mountain run up greedy!"
Guo Degang's small eyes were shining brightly: "I'm looking forward to it very much, I appreciate you and Zhang Tianai showing your affection in public!"
Time passed quickly, approaching 11:30 noon.
Suddenly, bursts of shouting and cursing sounded outside, extremely rude and unbearable.
Zhen Jian listened carefully and recognized Sun Tianlei, Chen Hao and other eliminated players.
Guo Degang hurriedly said: "The black team has come back and tried to occupy the cave!"
Zhen Jian said: "Wu Jing was tied to a pine tree. With the fighting power of Zhao Wenzhuo and Zhou Shiming, it is difficult to withstand the attack of the black team."
Reba picked up the clay pot containing the meat skewers, and said with a smile, "Let's go, let's have a barbecue."
Zhen Jian tried his best to move the boulder away, and Reba, Fang Yuan and Guo Degang walked into the passage one by one.
The four arrived at the front of the cave, only to see that the eight eliminated from the black team were already sitting in the cave, driving away Zhao Wenzhuo and Zhou Shiming.
Yi Ni asked with a smile: "Zhen Jian, listen to Lao Guo, you invite everyone to have a dinner at noon and eat barbecue?"
Zhen Jian said: "Yes, the animals on the mountain are hard to catch, I can't bear to see you hungry."
Tang Yan sneered: "The weasel's New Year greetings to the chicken must have a conspiracy!"
Zhen Jian looked at Tang Yan's legs, pretending to be serious: "I'm a weasel, are you a chicken?"
Tang Yan's face darkened: "You are the chicken!"
Suddenly, a gust of cold wind blows into the cave, bringing in a pungent stench at the same time.
Fang Yuan covered her nose: "It stinks!"
The stench is strong and disgusting.
Reba also hurriedly covered her nose, and asked puzzledly, "What is it? It stinks!"
Yi Ni frowned slightly, with a disgusted expression: "Wu Jing has diarrhea, can it not stink?"
Sun Tianlei cursed, and said impatiently: "Hurry up and get Wu Jing away, sick! His shit is all under the tree!"
Zhen Jian said sharply: "No one is allowed to touch Wu Jing! I will tie him up for two days and two nights!"
Li Ziyi's eyes widened in astonishment: "My God... two days and two nights? It's too miserable..."
Dou Bichao raised his thick eyebrows: "Okay! We will never touch Wu Jing! However, his shit is too smelly, we should clean it up, otherwise, we will live in a cave and get smoky!"
Yi Ni nodded: "Doubichao, I leave this simple task to you!"
Dou Bichao's expression was embarrassing: "No, I have rhinitis, and when I smell a strange smell, I will be allergic, so I should send Chen Hao there."
Chen Hao was upset, and held his head up to decline: "I have mild asthma, and I am also prone to allergies to peculiar smells."
Yi Ni suddenly raised her voice: "What are you afraid of, you two put on dust masks and go together! Hurry up, don't be silly!"
Unexpectedly, Chen Hao retorted: "Yi Ni, you are the captain, you should undertake this kind of dirty work!"
Yi Ni rolled her eyes: "Let me clean up? Damn, what are you kidding? Excuse me, would you like to do something that requires a lot of effort?"
Chen Hao was stunned, he didn't dare to refute, he still thought that Yi Ni possessed extraordinary powers.
So, Chen Hao and Doubichao obediently put on dust masks, left the cave and walked towards Wu Jing.
Zhen Jian said with a smile: "At twelve noon, please come to the barbecue party on time!"
Reba held up the pot and showed the meat skewers inside.
In an instant, Tyson's eyes lit up, like a hungry wolf seeing a lamb.
Sun Tianlei curled his lips: "The red team, the green team and the black team, a total of thirteen people, you just prepare this meat skewer, it's not enough to fit your teeth, it's not sincere at all!"
Zhen Jian said: "I am afraid that you will not dare to participate in the dinner party, so we will cook less meat skewers. If everyone is here, we will add more meat skewers to make everyone full!"
Tang Yan sneered disdainfully: "There is no free lunch in the world, I don't believe it!"
Zhen Jian said: "The team members who participate in the dinner party first, fill their stomachs first! Those who dare not come are cowards, continue to starve."
After finishing speaking, Zhen Jian led Fang Yuan, Reba and Guo Degang out of the cave, arrived 20 meters ahead, and chose a slightly open and flat location.
Immediately afterwards, Zhen Jian collected branches, quickly lit a fire, and prepared a kebab.
At the same time, Chen Hao and Dou Bichao held their breath, quickly cleaned up the feces and urine under Wu Jing's feet, and covered the ground with volcanic ash to get rid of the smell.
Wu Jing drooped his head and scolded feebly: "Zhen Jian...you bastard...let me go..."
After being tied naked to a pine tree for a day and a night, Wu Jing's face was livid with cold.
His lips were purple, his nose was constantly running, and he looked extremely embarrassed.
Chen Hao said with a smile: "Wu Jing, since you can't hold on, you should get out and quit the show. Why insist on it so hard?"
Dou Bichao joked: "Why quit the show, Wu Jing must persevere and prove that he is a real man, so as to win the support of netizens, and his popularity will definitely soar!"
Chen Hao said: "Why don't you also be tied naked to the pine tree?"
Dou Bichao said: "Don't tell me, I'm not the captain of the black team, so I can't enjoy this high-level treatment."
Chen Hao turned his head, looked at Yi Ni in the cave, and said with a smirk, "I think, if Yi Ni is tied to a pine tree, it must be a beautiful landscape, and it will attract everyone's attention!"
Doubichao's thick eyebrows were raised, and his eyes flashed obscenely: "Beautiful scenery? What do you mean?"
Chen Hao said: "Don't pretend to be stupid, you understand in your heart, don't play with me."
"Hahaha..." Doubichao smiled wickedly, staring straight at Yi Ni's slender waist and long legs.
Suddenly, there was a smell of meat, and Dou Bichao's stomach growled...
Smelling the aroma of barbecue, Chen Hao was like a hungry dog seeing the bones, his eyes lit up!
Cuckoo...Chen Hao's stomach growled too, he hurriedly turned his head to look around, and said pleasantly: "Zhen Jian started grilling kebabs...it's so delicious, I'm so hungry..."
Doubichao was extremely frozen, and immediately waved to the cave: "Yini! Zhen Jian is really grilling meat, come out quickly, and join the dinner party!"
As soon as Yi Ni heard this, she immediately led the eliminations of the black team and quickly walked out of the cave...
He happily told Zhen Jian: "The temperature outside is very low, Wu Jing not only has diarrhea, but also has a cold and fever!"
Fang Yuan hurriedly asked, "Is he still tied to the pine tree?"
Guo Degang said: "That's right, Zhao Wenzhuo and Zhou Shiming didn't dare to save Wu Jing, they could only give him water."
Fang Yuan said: "According to this rhythm, Wu Jing can last until evening at most."
Zhen Jian asked: "Old Guo, have you notified the teams about the lunch gathering?"
Guo Degang said: "I have notified all of them. Some of them believe it, and some don't believe it. They think we are playing tricks and setting traps!"
Zhen Jian said with a smile: "Whether they believe it or not, when we light the fire and barbecue, the smell of the meat will make even the rats down the mountain run up greedy!"
Guo Degang's small eyes were shining brightly: "I'm looking forward to it very much, I appreciate you and Zhang Tianai showing your affection in public!"
Time passed quickly, approaching 11:30 noon.
Suddenly, bursts of shouting and cursing sounded outside, extremely rude and unbearable.
Zhen Jian listened carefully and recognized Sun Tianlei, Chen Hao and other eliminated players.
Guo Degang hurriedly said: "The black team has come back and tried to occupy the cave!"
Zhen Jian said: "Wu Jing was tied to a pine tree. With the fighting power of Zhao Wenzhuo and Zhou Shiming, it is difficult to withstand the attack of the black team."
Reba picked up the clay pot containing the meat skewers, and said with a smile, "Let's go, let's have a barbecue."
Zhen Jian tried his best to move the boulder away, and Reba, Fang Yuan and Guo Degang walked into the passage one by one.
The four arrived at the front of the cave, only to see that the eight eliminated from the black team were already sitting in the cave, driving away Zhao Wenzhuo and Zhou Shiming.
Yi Ni asked with a smile: "Zhen Jian, listen to Lao Guo, you invite everyone to have a dinner at noon and eat barbecue?"
Zhen Jian said: "Yes, the animals on the mountain are hard to catch, I can't bear to see you hungry."
Tang Yan sneered: "The weasel's New Year greetings to the chicken must have a conspiracy!"
Zhen Jian looked at Tang Yan's legs, pretending to be serious: "I'm a weasel, are you a chicken?"
Tang Yan's face darkened: "You are the chicken!"
Suddenly, a gust of cold wind blows into the cave, bringing in a pungent stench at the same time.
Fang Yuan covered her nose: "It stinks!"
The stench is strong and disgusting.
Reba also hurriedly covered her nose, and asked puzzledly, "What is it? It stinks!"
Yi Ni frowned slightly, with a disgusted expression: "Wu Jing has diarrhea, can it not stink?"
Sun Tianlei cursed, and said impatiently: "Hurry up and get Wu Jing away, sick! His shit is all under the tree!"
Zhen Jian said sharply: "No one is allowed to touch Wu Jing! I will tie him up for two days and two nights!"
Li Ziyi's eyes widened in astonishment: "My God... two days and two nights? It's too miserable..."
Dou Bichao raised his thick eyebrows: "Okay! We will never touch Wu Jing! However, his shit is too smelly, we should clean it up, otherwise, we will live in a cave and get smoky!"
Yi Ni nodded: "Doubichao, I leave this simple task to you!"
Dou Bichao's expression was embarrassing: "No, I have rhinitis, and when I smell a strange smell, I will be allergic, so I should send Chen Hao there."
Chen Hao was upset, and held his head up to decline: "I have mild asthma, and I am also prone to allergies to peculiar smells."
Yi Ni suddenly raised her voice: "What are you afraid of, you two put on dust masks and go together! Hurry up, don't be silly!"
Unexpectedly, Chen Hao retorted: "Yi Ni, you are the captain, you should undertake this kind of dirty work!"
Yi Ni rolled her eyes: "Let me clean up? Damn, what are you kidding? Excuse me, would you like to do something that requires a lot of effort?"
Chen Hao was stunned, he didn't dare to refute, he still thought that Yi Ni possessed extraordinary powers.
So, Chen Hao and Doubichao obediently put on dust masks, left the cave and walked towards Wu Jing.
Zhen Jian said with a smile: "At twelve noon, please come to the barbecue party on time!"
Reba held up the pot and showed the meat skewers inside.
In an instant, Tyson's eyes lit up, like a hungry wolf seeing a lamb.
Sun Tianlei curled his lips: "The red team, the green team and the black team, a total of thirteen people, you just prepare this meat skewer, it's not enough to fit your teeth, it's not sincere at all!"
Zhen Jian said: "I am afraid that you will not dare to participate in the dinner party, so we will cook less meat skewers. If everyone is here, we will add more meat skewers to make everyone full!"
Tang Yan sneered disdainfully: "There is no free lunch in the world, I don't believe it!"
Zhen Jian said: "The team members who participate in the dinner party first, fill their stomachs first! Those who dare not come are cowards, continue to starve."
After finishing speaking, Zhen Jian led Fang Yuan, Reba and Guo Degang out of the cave, arrived 20 meters ahead, and chose a slightly open and flat location.
Immediately afterwards, Zhen Jian collected branches, quickly lit a fire, and prepared a kebab.
At the same time, Chen Hao and Dou Bichao held their breath, quickly cleaned up the feces and urine under Wu Jing's feet, and covered the ground with volcanic ash to get rid of the smell.
Wu Jing drooped his head and scolded feebly: "Zhen Jian...you bastard...let me go..."
After being tied naked to a pine tree for a day and a night, Wu Jing's face was livid with cold.
His lips were purple, his nose was constantly running, and he looked extremely embarrassed.
Chen Hao said with a smile: "Wu Jing, since you can't hold on, you should get out and quit the show. Why insist on it so hard?"
Dou Bichao joked: "Why quit the show, Wu Jing must persevere and prove that he is a real man, so as to win the support of netizens, and his popularity will definitely soar!"
Chen Hao said: "Why don't you also be tied naked to the pine tree?"
Dou Bichao said: "Don't tell me, I'm not the captain of the black team, so I can't enjoy this high-level treatment."
Chen Hao turned his head, looked at Yi Ni in the cave, and said with a smirk, "I think, if Yi Ni is tied to a pine tree, it must be a beautiful landscape, and it will attract everyone's attention!"
Doubichao's thick eyebrows were raised, and his eyes flashed obscenely: "Beautiful scenery? What do you mean?"
Chen Hao said: "Don't pretend to be stupid, you understand in your heart, don't play with me."
"Hahaha..." Doubichao smiled wickedly, staring straight at Yi Ni's slender waist and long legs.
Suddenly, there was a smell of meat, and Dou Bichao's stomach growled...
Smelling the aroma of barbecue, Chen Hao was like a hungry dog seeing the bones, his eyes lit up!
Cuckoo...Chen Hao's stomach growled too, he hurriedly turned his head to look around, and said pleasantly: "Zhen Jian started grilling kebabs...it's so delicious, I'm so hungry..."
Doubichao was extremely frozen, and immediately waved to the cave: "Yini! Zhen Jian is really grilling meat, come out quickly, and join the dinner party!"
As soon as Yi Ni heard this, she immediately led the eliminations of the black team and quickly walked out of the cave...
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