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Zhen Jian thought for a while, then said with a smile: "If Wu Jing has the guts to endure illness, I'll respect him as a man and show mercy to him..."

Before he finished speaking, Zhou Shiming shouted from the passage: "Zhen Jian! Come out quickly! Wu Jing has diarrhea! I have diarrhea!"

Guo Degang's eyebrows twitched: "Listen! Wu Jing has diarrhea?"

Zhen Jian walked up to the boulder blocking the passage, and asked loudly, "Zhou Shiming, tell me again, what happened to Wu Jing?"

Zhou Shiming said at the top of his voice, "Wu Jing caught a cold! His stomach hurts! He has diarrhea!"

"Hahaha..." Guo Degang, Fang Yuan and Reba laughed at the same time!

Zhou Shiming stood behind the boulder blocking the passage, and asked anxiously: "Why are you laughing! Zhen Jian, go and release Wu Jing!"

Zhen Jian scolded angrily: "Fuck you! Wu Jing has diarrhea, it's purely my own bad luck! None of my business!"

Zhou Shiming yelled: "You tied Wu Jing to a pine tree and suffered from the cold, which caused him to have diarrhea! Why is it none of your business? Come out quickly and let Wu Jing go!"

Zhen Jian yelled: "Damn! Wu Jing kidnapped Pan Xiaoting and locked her in the cave. Why didn't you let Wu Jing release her at that time? Go away! Get away from me!"

For a moment, Zhou Shiming was speechless.

Guo Degang said with a smile: "That's what you call, evil is rewarded with evil! Zhou Shiming, go back and tell Zhao Wenzhuo that if Wu Jing suffers from diarrhea and collapses, you two will shoot the signal flares and ask the program team for rescue. Hurry up and take Wu Jing away." take away!"

After Zhou Shiming listened, his heart moved slightly, and he had a dark thought...

Immediately afterwards, there was no sound in the passage, and calm returned.

Guo Degang said: "Zhou Shiming has already gone! To be honest, I want to appreciate Wu Jing's distressed appearance. He is naked and has diarrhea, and the picture is absolutely eye-catching! I guess, the live broadcast room has already been fried."

Lao Guo's guess was right, the atmosphere in the live broadcast room was extremely hot, and netizens were all talking about Wu Jing's tragic situation.

"Hey, Angkor is really unlucky, he has lost face this time, and he can dominate the entertainment headlines!"

"Wu Jing was clearly no match for Zhen Jian, but he refused to admit defeat. Why insist on being tortured?"

"Angkor's fame has been ruined by Zhen Jian, how sad!"

"Wu Jing was naked and tied to a pine tree for at least two days and two nights. He must be finished!"

At five o'clock in the evening, the sky gradually darkened.

Zhen Jian said to Guo Degang: "Old Guo, use your ingenuity to create a suitable opportunity tomorrow, let Zhang Tianai and I show our affection in public, and add trouble to Huang Mingshou's heart!"

Guo Degang said: "Do you want to attract all the team members?"

Zhen Jian said: "Yes, the more people there are, the more lively it will be, and the more embarrassing the yellow beast will be!"

Fang Yuan said in a sour tone: "Zhen Jian, you have such a thick skin! I really want to see how you and Zhang Tianai show your affection in public!"

Zhen Jian said with a smile: "The way to show affection is very simple, nothing more than confessing in public, hugging or kissing."

Guo Degang's expression is evil: "If you two want to play, you have to have a good time, at least you have to kiss. If you hug each other, it's too childish and boring!"

Zhen Jian said: "Okay, I will try my best to meet Lao Guo's request, and let you experience my slapping technique.

Guo Degang's eyes were even more sinister: "I hope you will work hard, I am looking forward to it!"

Fang Yuan sneered: "Hmph, if Zhang Tianai is willing to show off her affection with Zhen Jian in public, it can just prove that she is a very shy woman."

Zhen Jian hecked twice, and said in a thick voice: "Whether it's boring or ashamed, I like it!"

Reba couldn't bear it anymore, she despised Zhen Jian: "Captain, you are so fraternal!"

Zhen Jian jokingly said: "Only a strong and excellent man is eligible for fraternity. I am willing to release my light and heat and give it to women who need happiness."

Reba and Fang Yuan scolded in unison: "Shameless!"

Zhen Jian said: "Thin-skinned, I can't eat! Thick-skinned, I can eat enough!"

Guo Degang gave a thumbs up: "Brilliant!"

Fang Yuan said, "Old Guo, you are a sycophant!"

Guo Degang put on an innocent look: "Don't target me, I'm just telling the truth! These days, people who always care about face are too tired to live! Student Zhen Jian is unrestrained and unrestrained, living a chic life! I'm envious!"

Fang Yuan rolled her eyes: "Old Guo, stop flattering, hurry up and help with the work, cut the fish!"

Later, Guo Degang helped Fang Yuan cook dinner, while Zhen Jian and Reba continued to boil seawater to extract distilled water.

After dinner, Zhen Jian burped: "Old Guo, how are you thinking? How will you attract all the team members tomorrow?"

Guo Degang answered while picking his teeth: "I have a great idea, the key is that you are not willing to take out some wild cat meat."

Zhen Jian asked curiously: "What's your idea, tell me!"

Hearing that Guo Degang had an excellent idea, Fang Yuan and Reba came over curiously.

Guo Degang said: "Tomorrow at noon, let's light a bonfire outside the cave, grill wild cat meat, and invite all teams to come for dinner! Zhen Jian can take this opportunity to show affection with Zhang Tianai!"

Reba shook her head: "Dinner? Isn't it free wild cat meat? That will be cheaper for the green team, red team and black team?"

Guo Degang said: "I can't bear the child, I can't catch the wolf! If we want to deal with Huang Shulei, we must invest some capital! Zhen Jian, what do you think?"

Zhen Jian said approvingly: "This method is good, I completely agree!"

Fang Yuan hurriedly reminded: "The red team, the green team and the black team, there are thirteen people in total. They are like hungry wolves, they can eat two wild bobcats! We only have half of them left!"

Guo Degang laughed straight: "The so-called dinner party is purely a pretext to attract team members! I suggest that we make wild cat meat into skewers and limit each team member to eat one skewer, so as to avoid wasting our food."

Puchi!Fang Yuan laughed out loud: "Old Guo, you have so many ideas, thirteen skewers of barbecue are not enough for me to eat alone."

Guo Degang glanced at Fang Yuan's stomach: "Your appetite is indeed quite large."

At this time, Reba said: "Since only thirteen skewers of barbecue are consumed, there is nothing to worry about, Zhen Jian, can you ensure that Huang Shulei's self-confidence will suffer a serious blow after showing off his affection with Zhang Tianai in public? "

Zhen Jian said: "Huang Shulei, as the captain of the red team, will definitely be super depressed watching Zhang Tianai fall into my arms!"

Reba blinked her eyes, complex colors flashed in her eyes...

The next morning, Zhen Jian used thinner branches to cut them into thirteen wooden sticks, handed them to Fang Yuan and Reba, and skewered wild cat meat.

Guo Degang went out in person, left the cave, and went to inform the red team, green team and black team...