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Guo Degang hastily squatted down, approached the clay pot, and sniffed it curiously.

"Damn...this smelly smell...it kills me..."

Lao Guo's head was thrown back, and he was so smoked that he almost fell down!
Jin Xi suddenly stepped forward and pointed at Zhen Jian's nose: "Little bastard! Get away!"

Zhen Jian was stunned for a moment, what the hell, Jin Xing became the captain, and his attitude immediately became arrogant.

Pan Xiaoting hurriedly persuaded: "Teacher Jin Xing, calm down, Zhen Jian was just joking."

Zhen Jian said proudly: "I don't have time for jokes! Sister Si Ling, please tell all the guests, where did you and Jin Tian get the urinal?"

Lin Siling covered her mouth and smiled: "Jin Tian and I's urinal was made of clay by Zhen Jian. For the convenience of use, Zhen Jian made a handle on the edge of the urinal!"

When Liu Xiang heard this, he couldn't help but let go of the handle of the urinal, with disgust on his face.

Lin Siling continued: "I can testify that this urinal is exactly the same as the one I used! If you don't believe me, I can bring it here for you to appreciate and identify..."

With a sound of "ow", Liu Xiang's stomach retched, and he vomited acid water.

Guo Degang hurriedly avoided the urinal, and asked angrily, "Jin Xie, why did you deceive us with a stinky urinal!"

Sweat dripped from Jin Xi's forehead. He rolled his eyes and began to argue: "How did I know it was a urinal? Liu Xinyao told me that it was a pottery pot for salted fish. I was deceived by her!"

Guo Degang said: "Call Liu Xinyao over here and confront her face to face!"

Zhen Jian understood that as long as Jin Xing persisted in playing tricks and not letting go, even if ten Liu Xinyao came, he would not be able to admit it.

Before Zhen Jian could stop him, Guo Degang let go of his voice and shouted, and Liu Xinyao hurried over.

"What's the matter?" the school girl asked with a smile, her ponytail fluttering in the wind.

Guo Degang pointed to the urinal and said, "Who does this earthen basin belong to?"

Liu Xinyao replied: "Mine!"

Guo Degang asked: "What is it for?"

Liu Xinyao said without hesitation: "I used it as a urinal at night, and now I gave it to Teacher Jin Xing as a frying pan!"

Guo Degang's eyes widened in anger: "Liu Xinyao, you are too evil, how can you use your own urinal as a frying pan for Jin Xi?"

Liu Xinyao's expression was calm: "I was joking at the time, but Teacher Jin Xing didn't object, and happily took it away!"

"Fuck!" Guo Degang swears, "It's beyond my tolerance limit! It's too much! Jin Xi, how do you explain it?"

Witnesses and physical evidence are all in sight.

Jin Xing twitched the corners of his mouth and squinted at Liu Xinyao: "Liu Xinyao, is it your specialty to tell nonsense with your eyes open? Before, you told me clearly that this clay pot is specially used to hold salted fish!"

Liu Xinyao didn't show any weakness, and retorted softly: "Teacher Jin Xing, do you have grass growing in your ears? When did I say to pretend to be salted fish? I swear to God, this clay pot is my urinal!"

Arguing with Jin Xing is tantamount to asking for trouble, Zhen Jian doesn't want to waste time and energy.

Therefore, Zhen Jian said with a smile: "In the camp of our blue team, there are indeed several clay pots specially used to hold salted fish. Liu Xinyao may have made a mistake. This is a misunderstanding."

Immediately afterwards, Zhen Jian winked at Liu Xinyao, telling her to restrain herself a bit.

Liu Xinyao understood, and pretended to be enlightened: "Oh, I remembered, the clay pots for salted fish also have handles, I may be fooled..."

Jin Xing hurriedly said: "I must have made a mistake. If I knew it was Liu Xinyao's urinal, I would never touch it, let alone take it back!"

It's better to slap yourself than to be slapped in the face by others.

Liu Xiang clutched his stomach, retched a few more times, raised his foot suddenly, and kicked the urinal over.

Guo Degang said loudly: "Smash it!"

Unexpectedly, Zhou Yunqiang rushed over, reached out to pick up the urinal, and said with a smile: "This basin is well made, I have kept it!"

Zhen Jian exclaimed: "Damn it, do you keep the urinal?"

Liu Xinyao was extremely astonished, thinking she heard it wrong.

Zhou Yunqiang looked directly at Liu Xinyao: "The urinal used by the school beauty is valuable for collection."

Zhen Jian was startled, then understood Zhou Yunqiang's thoughts, he gave a thumbs up: "Ah Qiang, your taste is different, admire, admire!"

The tone was full of sarcasm and contempt.

Zhou Yunqian's expression was very embarrassing, and she hurriedly smoothed things over: "Liu Xinyao has just signed a contract with an entertainment company and has a bright future. She will definitely become a top-notch female star! Therefore, the items she uses now are also valuable for collection! If this urinal is listed for auction in the future, it will definitely It can be sold at a high price!"

"Puchi..." Pan Xiaoting laughed out loud, and Liu Xinyao also smiled.

Guo Degang collected himself, looked at the urinal and said, "With Liu Xinyao's current fame, will someone bid for it? I guess the price is not higher than 50 yuan!"

Zhen Jian shook his head: "Old Guo, you have overlooked one point. This urinal was fired by Liu Xinyao herself and has been used before. Its artistic value is far greater than its practical value. It is impossible to sell it for only 50 yuan!"

Liu Xinyao said: "Zhen Jian is right, 50 yuan is too little!"

Zhen Jian continued to fool around: "If the auction is held now, I will offer 1 yuan!"

Guo Degang's eyes lit up: "Really?"

Zhen Jian pretended to be serious: "Of course!"

"I'll offer [-] yuan!" Zhou Yunqiang made an abrupt offer, looking down upon Zhen Jian.

This guy was playing prestige in front of Liu Xinyao, trying to suppress Zhen Jian's limelight.

Zhen Jian took the opportunity to say: "Okay, since Ah Qiang is interested in Liu Xinyao's urinal, and I recognize the market value of the urinal, let's bid for it, and whoever pays the most will be eligible to collect it!"

Zhou Yunqiang's purpose of taking away the urinal was to satisfy his evil psychology, and now he was being provoked by Zhen Jian, how could he admit it?
"I'll offer [-]!" Zhen Jian made a firm offer!

"One hundred thousand!" Zhou Yunqiang counterattacked calmly.

Zhen Jian chuckled secretly, what the fuck, I can make as many pots as I want, if I give it to every female star to use as a urinal, and then use it to auction to attract a mentally twisted scumbag like Zhou Yunqiang, wouldn’t it be a way to make a fortune ?

"20!" Zhen Jian refused to budge.

Zhou Yunqian found that something was wrong, and hurriedly dissuaded her: "Ah Qiang, stop making trouble!"

"40!" Zhou Yunqiang stared at Zhen Jian coldly.

Guo Degang laughed straight: "Yo Xi! The competition is fierce!"

Liu Xinyao said with a smile: "The auction result must be true and valid, so give me the money!"

Zhen Jian deeply understood that Zhou Yunqiang was fighting psychological warfare, and he would never admit defeat!

"50 million!"

"60 million!"

"70 million!"

……

The price is getting higher and higher, and it will soon reach 100 million!

Guo Degang's eyes lit up, and he announced excitedly: "Zhou Yunqiang bid! One million!"