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Zhen Jian stood in front of Lin Siling and smelled a refreshing fragrance.

He thought to himself that when he went to dig clay, he had to bring Misty Love Grass with him, so as to improve his efficiency and make his dreams come true!
Lin Siling pointed to the guest team's camp: "Look, they're having a meeting."

Zhen Jian guessed: "The captain should be elected!"

Lin Siling blinked her eyes: "Go, go and have a look."

The two quickly arrived at the guests, only to see Guo Degang holding a sea fish, spitting wildly.

"Ladies and gentlemen, let me remind you that the captain's important duty is to solve the food problem! In the morning, I caught a fat sea fish easily without using any tools! Isn't this extraordinary skill and ability worthy of trust? Not worth it Entrust?"

Lao Guo turned his back to Zhen Jian, unaware that he and Lin Siling were standing behind.

Zhen Jian understands that the real purpose of Guo Degang's willingness to be a coolie is to get sea fish and participate in the captain's election!
Jin Xing said with a smile: "Ms. Guo's ability is obvious to all! His eloquence is indeed excellent, and his skill in playing tricks is absolutely profound! However, living on an isolated island is not as leisurely as listening to cross talk and drinking a big bowl of tea, but Facing an extremely cruel challenge! Just relying on one mouth is far from being able to lead the guest team!"

Jin Xi had already put on a short straw skirt and a chest wrap, his appearance was indescribably weird, and even a little funny.

Guo Degang retorted sharply: "Teacher Jin Xing, please see clearly your own strength and essence! You actually criticize me for relying on eloquence? Excuse me, don't you rely on the ability of poisonous tongue?"

Zhen Jian laughed secretly, haha, in order to compete for the captain's throne, Guo Degang and Jin Xing refused to give in to each other and began to pinch each other.

Jin Xi held up a flint and said triumphantly, "Open your eyes and see clearly, what is this?"

Guo Degang asked disdainfully, "What the hell?"

Liu Xiang hurriedly said: "Teacher Jin Xing used his personal charm and got a natural flint and steel from Professor Huang!"

Guo Degang sneered: "Flintstone? Hehe, is it fake? A fake!"

Jin Xing sneered: "If it's a fake, I'll immediately quit the show and leave the island!"

Guo Degang said: "Since you are so sure, I am relieved, thank you for getting the flint and steel and contributing to the guests!"

Lao Guo's tone is like a leader, as if he is already the captain of the guest team.

Jin Xing pointed to the urinal beside him: "Look again, everyone, I have successfully solved the problem of the frying pan."

Pan Xiaoting asked curiously: "What kind of pot is this? Where did you get it?"

Jin Xing said: "Liu Xinyao gave it to me. Although its shape is not very beautiful, it can be used for frying food. It is better than having no pot!"

Liu Xiang took the opportunity to flatter: "The conditions on the small island are so difficult, it is considered lucky to have this pot!"

Jin Xi patted the backpack next to him and raised his voice: "In my bag, there is a piece of crocodile meat, enough for us to eat for two days!"

"Wow!" Pan Xiaoting exclaimed, "It's great!"

Jin Xing smiled and said: "Fish live after water and grass, and birds live in good trees! The guest team must choose a reliable ally if they want to gain a firm foothold on the island! Therefore, through careful observation and analysis, I judged that The red team is the best ally! Their camp is very strong and the resources are very sufficient. Professor Huang is humble and friendly. Yesterday he demonstrated how to fumigate poisonous mosquitoes, and today he gave away flint and steel! I heard that our food was taken away by looters , he specially gave me a large piece of crocodile meat!"

Liu Xiang immediately opened the backpack and poured out the crocodile meat, which weighed more than ten kilograms.

Jin Xing continued: "Yesterday, I reminded you repeatedly that the camp should be built next to the red team, but you refused to listen! As a result, when the looters came to rob us, we had no help and were beaten to pieces! Today, I have already negotiated with Huang Shulei to establish an alliance, and he will fully support me as the captain of the special guest! So, those who agree with me as the captain, please raise your hand!"

After Zhen Jian heard this, he almost cursed out loud.

Jin Xing is really cunning, if he persuades the guests to support him, it means that they also support Huang Shulei.

Suddenly, Liu Xiang raised his hand first: "I support Teacher Jin Xing!"

Zhou Yunqian and Zhou Yunqiang also raised their hands in agreement.

Seeing that Jin Xing had the upper hand in the number of votes, Guo Degang blinked his small eyes and said with a smile: "Whoever wins the hearts of the people wins the world! Whoever wins food wins the captain! My fish really can't match Jin Xing's crocodile meat." Bi! Well, I'm willing to bow down!"

Jin Xi's face was full of joy: "Mr. Guo, don't force yourself."

Guo Degang's face straightened: "A man, you can afford to lose! What's more, Director Hu has clearly instructed that whoever gets the food with excellent grades is qualified to be the captain! Therefore, you won, and you deserve your name !"

Zhen Jian suddenly realized, Nima, he thought that Director Hu was playing some tricks, but the task assigned was very simple.

Pan Xiaoting picked up a few scallops, and shrugged helplessly: "If I had known that Mr. Jin Xing's public relations ability is so strong, I would not have picked up scallops. Alas, there is no comparison!"

Guo Degang joked: "Your face is small, not as big as Jin Xi's."

Lin Siling leaned close to Zhen Jian's ear and whispered, "Actually, the scallop in Pan Xiaoting's hand was picked up by Wang Bo for her..."

Zhou Yunqiang stood up abruptly: "It's time to make lunch. I caught five fish. Shall we roast them or stew them for soup?"

Pan Xiaoting said, "Let's make the soup. I've been eating barbecue for the past two days, and I feel sick to my stomach."

Liu Xiang immediately picked up the urinal, tapped it with his index finger, and made a crisp sound of "dang dang".

This guy praised and said: "Hey, the quality of the clay pot is good, it can be used for stewing soup... Hey... Why does it smell like..."

In an instant, embarrassment flashed across Jin Xi's eyes, and he knew in his heart that this was Liu Xinyao's urinal.

At the same time, Zhen Jian also understood.

The reason why Jin Xi accepted Liu Xinyao's urinal was to increase the weight of the competition captain, not to actually use it for cooking.

Liu Xiang put his nose against the urinal, sniffed it carefully, and comforted himself: "Well, it should be the smell of fish... I guess, the blue team used it to hold fresh raw fish..."

Zhen Jian suddenly said, "It's not raw fish, but fresh urine!"

Liu Xiang turned his head and asked, "What did you say?"

Zhen Jian said loudly: "This is a urinal! It holds fresh urine!"

In an instant, Liu Xiang's face changed dramatically: "Stinky boy! You are scaremongering, spreading rumors and causing trouble, lest the world will not be chaotic!"

Zhen Jian sneered: "Jin Xi, please tell Liu Xiang, who owns the urinal?"

Facing Zhen Jian's questioning, Jin Xi's willow eyebrows frowned.

He had just become the captain of the guest team, if he admitted the true purpose of this pot, wouldn't it be slap in the face?