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Chapter 011 The Cunning Bad Fatty

The fire of hope had just been ignited, but it was deliberately trampled out by Lu Haitao!
Liu Xinyao was extremely astonished, and asked angrily: "Bad fat man! Why are you sabotaging?"

Lu Haitao said with a smile: "The captain has finished the demonstration, and I will be responsible for putting out the embers!"

Fuck, this reason is so fucking fucked up, Zhen Jian wants to hit someone.

Boom boom boom!Lu Haitao stomped a few more times to completely wipe out the remaining sparks!
Huang Chao raised his thick eyebrows: "Brother Lei, you have seafood, but no fire! We have fire, but no seafood! Just let the two teams exchange!"

Sun Tianlei chuckled with a disdainful expression.

Fang Yuan took the opportunity to say: "Based on the brotherhood between Lei Ge and Wang Bo, do we need to exchange seafood for the fire source?"

"Talk slowly, my stomach hurts..." Wang Bo stood up abruptly, clutching his stomach, "Maybe I ate an unripe banana, ouch..."

Huang Chao also covered his stomach, looking in pain: "I also have a stomachache..."

In a blink of an eye, Wang Bo and Huang Chao fled quickly, running towards the pile of rocks in the distance.

Zhen Jian understood that Wang Bo deliberately found an excuse to avoid it and asked Lu Haitao to negotiate with Sun Tianlei.

"Damn it!" Sun Tianlei yelled angrily, "at the critical moment, he slipped faster than a rabbit, do you see me as a brother?"

Lu Haitao raised his round head and asked arrogantly: "Are you willing to exchange seafood for the fire source?"

Before Sun Tianlei could answer, Fang Yuan said first, "Yes! You can make an offer!"

Zhen Jian thought to himself, it was already dark, and our team had a lot of food, so it was completely acceptable to exchange some for fire sources.

Sun Tianlei exhaled. Although he was upset, he held back.

At this moment, Lin Siling and Yang Feifei watched silently with smiles on their faces.

Lu Haitao said: "We want four lobsters, five crabs, and ten oysters!"

Zhen Jian was taken aback for a moment, then despised: "Why don't you just grab it!"

There are a total of eight lobsters, ten crabs, and more than 20 oysters, and Lu Haitao wants to take half of them!
Sun Tianlei sneered a few times: "Lu Haitao, your appetite is not small."

Lu Haitao said, "Brother Lei, you should understand that I have a big appetite."

Fang Yuan stretched out her hand and patted Lu Haitao's belly: "Fatty, you should lose weight! Lin Siling and Yang Feifei have small appetites, and Tang Yan is not greedy. You want too much."

Zhen Jian hurriedly looked around, where is Tang Yan?
She is in full bloom, with good looks and a good figure. She is a rising star in the entertainment industry.

Lu Haitao narrowed his eyes and said, "I don't want much. Brother Wang and Brother Huang both like seafood."

Sun Tianlei was furious, and pointed at Lu Haitao's nose: "You boy deserves a beating! Do you want to use Wang Bo to suppress me?"

Lu Haitao waved his hands hastily: "Don't dare, dare not, I'll be honest, Brother Lei, don't be angry."

The "Strongest Survivor" program is broadcast live 24 hours a day. The words and deeds of the team members can almost be presented in front of the audience. If they fight or swear, it will inevitably affect their personal image.

However, in order to increase the ratings, some conflicts and contradictions often break out, which can arouse the interest of the audience.

Zhen Jian knows that Lu Haitao looks stupid, but in fact he is wise and stupid, and he is definitely not a fuel-efficient lamp, so we must beware of him!
Fang Yuan was relatively calm, and she persuaded softly: "Brother Lei, don't be angry, Haitao, you also give in."

Lu Haitao thought for a while, then said with a pleasant smile, "Okay, I'll give Sister Fang Yuan some face, and take the initiative to give in... just four lobsters and ten oysters, no crabs."

Sun Tianlei looked down at the lobster, and flatly refused: "No! Two lobsters, six oysters!"

Lu Haitao shrugged: "You can refuse, I can insist, since we can't reach an agreement, let's forget it... Oops... My stomach hurts too..."

After speaking, the guy turned around and left.

Fang Yuan hurriedly shouted: "Deal! Four lobsters, ten oysters!"

Sun Tianlei was taken aback: "Fang Yuan, you..."

Fang Yuan said: "In order to get the fire source, I would rather not eat lobsters, but only eat crabs!"

Zhen Jian couldn't help admiring that the beautiful host made a decisive decision and had the courage to give up her own interests. She has a bit of a leader's stomach and spirit, which is worthy of admiration.

That being the case, Sun Tianlei stopped bargaining and agreed to Lu Haitao.

At this time, Tang Yan walked in, wearing lace shorts and an off-white chiffon shirt, which set off her slender legs.

Lu Haitao excitedly grabbed a big lobster and said to Tang Yan, "Look, we have lobsters to eat!"

Tang Yan clapped her hands happily: "Yeah! I love lobster the most!"

Immediately afterwards, Wang Bo and Huang Chao returned, and as they walked, they waved their hands to disperse the poisonous mosquitoes above their heads.

Satisfied, Lu Haitao told Wang Bo the result of the exchange.

"Tianlei, you are too polite!" Wang Bo said hypocritically, with a smirk on his face, "It's just an excuse, but you gave us lobsters and oysters, how dare you accept them?"

Sun Tianlei restrained his displeasure, forced a smile on his face: "Brothers settle accounts clearly, there are going to be exchanges!"

Obviously, Sun Tianlei didn't want to get into trouble with Wang Bo. After all, the green team controlled the spring water and three banana trees.

Wang Bo immediately squatted down, struck the flint with all his strength, and quickly ignited the withered grass. Wang Xiaoqiang put the branches in time, and soon a raging flame burst into flames.

Huang Chao and others took the lobster and oysters and left happily.

The bright moon hangs in the night sky, the stars are twinkling, and the sea breeze is cool.

Under the coconut tree, the bonfire was burning. Zhen Jian and his teammates were busy grilling seafood, and there was laughter from time to time, which seemed to be harmonious.

The six members of the green team chose to camp next to a boulder, about 30 meters away from the blue team.

Zhen Jian swallowed an oyster, looked at Liu Xinyao's face flushed by the bonfire, and then at Li Ziyi's long legs and slender waist.

There is no way, men love women by nature and cannot hide their pursuit of beauty.

While eating crabs, Fang Yuan said, "The water is almost finished, Zhen Jian, hurry up and climb the tree and pick a few more coconuts."

Zhen Jian threw away the oyster shells and said to Liu Xinyao, "Yaoyao, give me the rope!"

Liu Xinyao said, "The rope is tied to the coconut tree."

Zhen Jian approached the coconut tree and searched intently: "There is no rope, Yaoyao, did you remember correctly?"

Liu Xinyao said: "There is absolutely no mistake. I tied the two ropes to the tree with my own hands."

Zhen Jian continued to search, and said loudly: "The four coconut trees are not tied with ropes!"

Liu Xinyao hurried over and was dumbfounded: "Oh my god, the rope... the rope is lost..."

Sun Tianlei stood up: "Fuck, it won't be stolen, right?"

Fang Yuan put down the crab and exclaimed, "It's broken! Someone must have stolen the rope!"

Without the rope, Zhen Jian can't climb the coconut tree, can't pick coconuts, and the blue team will be in a predicament of lack of water.

Who the hell stole the two ropes?

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