The city's best teasing system

With a straight face, Wu Ge stretched out his hand to support Wang Lidan, ignoring Zhen Jian.

Wang Lidan was also curious: "Angkor, your nose..."

Wu Ge explained: "My nose was often injured before, so my ability to resist blows is relatively strong!"

Immediately afterwards, Wu Ge carried Wang Lidan on his back and left with long legs. Zhen Jian stood alone on the beach, looking at Wang Lidan's back.

Ding!The system starts!

"Congratulations! Successfully complete the task and reward 1000 points!"

Zhen Jian was very pleasantly surprised: "Wow, so many?"

The system said: "If you play Wu Ge twice in a row, you will be awarded 600 points; if you use saliva to disinfect Wang Lidan's wound, you will be rewarded with 400 points."

Zhen Jian hurriedly asked: "Wu Ge's nose is not bleeding, does that count as completing the task?"

The system said: "Although there was no bloodshed, you managed to beat Wu Ge in front of Wang Lidan and hurt his morale."

"Hahaha..." Zhen Jian laughed happily, sitting on the beach, recalling the process of disinfecting Wang Lidan...

A few minutes later, Sun Tianlei led Liu Xinyao and Li Ziyi to come. The female president's grass skirt fluttered in the wind, making her look extraordinarily enchanting.

Zhen Jian immediately stood up: "Brother Lei, is the fire ready?"

Sun Tianlei's expression was displeased: "What a fart! Xiaoqiang is so stupid, and Fang Yuan is too stupid!"

Liu Xinyao said: "Xiaoqiang and Sister Fang Yuan have been working hard, and I believe they will succeed."

Sun Tianlei complained: "It's getting dark, if we don't light a fire, we will have to eat raw seafood!"

While catching the lobster, Zhen Jian smiled and said, "Brother Lei, you should secretly bring a lighter!"

Sun Tianlei shook his head: "The program stipulates that cheating is prohibited. As the captain, I must strictly demand myself."

Li Ziyi bent down, protected the neckline with her left hand, and pinched the crab with her right hand: "Oysters can be eaten directly, and crabs and lobsters must be cooked."

Zhen Jian raised his thick eyebrows slightly: "Oysters are a gas station for men, they can strengthen the yang and nourish the kidneys! Brother Lei, eat more!"

Sun Tianlei said with a smirk, "You know a lot, kid."

Zhen Jian said implicitly: "A man's health is good, and a woman's mood is good!"

Liu Xinyao kicked Zhen Jian: "Stop being mean, work quickly!"

The four carried seafood and returned under the coconut tree.

I saw Wang Xiaoqiang was sweating profusely and kept rubbing a thin wooden stick. However, his speed was not fast.

Zhen Jian stepped forward to remind: "The friction force of the wooden stick is too small to generate high temperature at all, you should rub it faster!"

With a mournful face, Wang Xiaoqiang raised his hands, his palms were covered with more than a dozen small blood bubbles.

Liu Xinyao exclaimed: "Wow! What a tragedy!"

Wang Xiaoqiang raised his eight-character eyebrows, and said aggrievedly: "I rubbed it and poked it, it doesn't work..."

Sun Tianlei asked Fang Yuan: "Xiaoqiang's hand is rotten, why don't you rub the stick for him?"

Fang Yuan said unhappily: "I'm a woman, how can I have strength? It's just right, you're done with your work, come and rub it!"

As soon as the words fell, the members of the green team came, led by Wang Bo and Huang Chao!
Wang Bo, a well-known comedian, has low appearance but high acting skills; Huang Chao, a talk show host, has a handsome appearance and is nicknamed "Doubichao".

Behind them are supermodel Lin Siling and stewardess Yang Feifei, dancing gracefully with long black hair and light skirts, and their graceful curves make people daydream.

Suddenly, Zhen Jian felt that the air was filled with the fragrance of flowers, and he felt extremely happy, and his eyes followed Lin Siling involuntarily.

Wang Bo stared at the crab with his small eyes, and said enviously, "Tianlei, you caught a lot of seafood, let's have a big dinner tonight!"

Sun Tianlei said twice: "Eat mountains by relying on mountains, and eat seas by relying on seas. As long as you are good at commanding, you can fill the stomachs of the team members!"

This guy is shrewd and took the opportunity to elevate himself in front of everyone.

Huang Chao gave a thumbs up: "Yes, yes, Brother Lei commanded well, showing a fearless spirit of surviving on a deserted island. I am deeply encouraged."

Fang Yuan stood up and asked, "Wang Bo, have you found the spring?"

Before Wang Bo could answer, Lin Siling said with a smile: "Under the wise leadership of Captain Wang Bo, we found a pool of spring water, which is so refreshing!"

Listening to the sweet baby voice and Wan Wan accent, Zhen Jian's scalp was numb, and goose bumps appeared on his arms.

Fang Yuan deliberately asked: "It's getting dark, you haven't found any food, have you?"

"Found it!" A rough voice sounded from behind.

I saw a fat man walking triumphantly carrying a dead seagull.

This fat man, named Lu Haitao, is a half-popular entertainer. He once flattered foreign stars on a certain show, and was scolded and criticized by netizens.

Fang Yuan exclaimed, "It's unbelievable that Lu Haitao was able to catch seagulls!"

Lu Haitao said with a smile: "I didn't catch it, I picked it up. It's already dead."

Smelling a stench faintly, Zhen Jian said contemptuously, "Damn, you can see clearly, this seagull stinks!"

Lu Haitao opened his narrowed eyes, put the dead seagull in front of his nose and smelled it: "Damn it, it really stinks..."

Yang Feifei hurriedly pinched her nose: "Throw it away, be careful of bird flu!"

Zhen Jian laughed out loud, this stewardess is so cute, the isolated island is surrounded by the sea and is in a primitive state, how could there be bird flu?
Seeing Lu Haitao's stupid behavior, Wang Bo's face was embarrassed. He coughed twice and said to Sun Tianlei, "Actually, we really found food."

Sun Tianlei said with a smile: "Don't be a fool, what delicious food did you find?"

Wang Bo raised his head and said proudly: "Banana!"

Huang Chao hurriedly added: "Three banana trees, at least 50 bunches of bananas!"

Envy flashed across Liu Xinyao's eyes: "Wow! Bananas are good, they can fill your stomach!"

Unexpectedly, Huang Chao shook his head: "Unfortunately, the more than 50 bunches of bananas are all so unripe, they can't be eaten!"

Zhen Jian laughed loudly: "Hahaha...you can't even eat it, show off your wool!"

Huang Chao rolled his eyes: "The three banana trees already belong to our green team, please wait patiently for a few days!"

Suddenly, Wang Bo took out two yellow-brown translucent stones and said with high spirits: "Look, I also picked up a precious treasure!"

Li Ziyi asked curiously: "What is this?"

Wang Bo squatted down immediately, grabbed the withered grass and put it at his feet, grabbed a yellow-brown stone with both hands, and hit it violently!

Click!Dazzling sparks emerge!
"Flintstone!" Liu Xinyao shouted happily.

That's right, the thing in Wang Bo's hand is a pure natural flint and steel!

Zhen Jian couldn't help being surprised, the green team's luck was simply too good.

I saw Wang Bo knocking the flint and steel continuously, and the shiny sparks penetrated into the withered grass, and soon a small flame ignited!

Sun Tianlei was so happy from ear to ear, he patted Wang Bo's shoulder gratefully: "We are in trouble, brother, thank you for your help!"

Suddenly, Lu Haitao rushed over, stomped a few times, and stomped out the burning flames!