I, arrogant flat-headed brother

Cao Da followed the sound and saw a big yellow-spotted tabby cat walking out of the kitchen, followed by a proud Mimi.

"Ugly, it's you who bullied Mimi, right? Do you know who I am?"

500 million was dragging like something, and a pair of eyeballs swept Cao Da back and forth with disdain.

Indeed, in terms of size alone, he is no match for Brother Pingtou, but in these years, 500 million is definitely one of the best in this area, especially among the meow stars, and the set of meow meow magic fist is even more mastered.

But Cao Da was taken aback.

The voice of the system in his head rang again!
[Crazy Beast System Mission: Flip the intruder!Bonus points five! ]
integral?

What is it for?Cao Da tried to communicate with the system, but to no avail.

Seeing the 500 million pull, Miaomiao on the side immediately regained her spirits. At this time, she seemed to have forgotten the fear of Cao Da just now, and she meowed at Cao Da: "Ugly, why don't you talk now? How about your vigor just now?"

Cao Da did not expect that Mimi would seek revenge from a cat. In his impression, Mimi was not a casual cat.

"Are you stupid? I'm talking to you."

With Cao Da's silence, 500 million thought he was being coaxed, and became even more unscrupulous. Even, 500 million walked up to Cao Da carelessly, with a look of contempt on his face, without any defense at all.

Whoosh!
Suddenly, Cao Da moved. He was several laps older than 500 million, and with another surprise attack, 500 million had almost no time to react before being bitten by Cao Da.

Society flat-headed brother, who doesn't talk too much, this is synonymous with Honey Badger.

It doesn't matter whether you have 500 million or 1000 million, isn't it just a fight?
You bastard, go to inquire about it, who is I afraid of when it comes to fighting?
Leaving aside the fact that 500 million is just a meow, Cao Da has a set of clothes that his brother Hun gave him before, even if it is a lion and a tiger, he still dares to go up and fight twice.

Born as a badger male, as a flat-headed brother, how can he not have a little bit of pride in himself?If you don't make some achievements, how can you be worthy of the flesh and blood that your parents gave you.

Never dreamed that this ugly monster would be so fierce, he started to fight at the slightest disagreement, 500 million was completely unprepared, and was bitten on the hind leg by Cao Da.

Gaba!

Meow!

The screams and bone cracks were intertwined, and 500 million jumped up and down in pain, and the entire cat's face was distorted.

Cao Da didn't let go, and kept biting 500 million's hind legs, no matter how he tossed, he just didn't let go.

Brother Pingtou makes a move, and he will die!

If he didn't have this kind of vigor, Brother Pingtou wouldn't have turned himself into protecting endangered animals just by fighting.

"Meow meow, let me go!"

500 million was so painful that even the sound of calling out changed. A set of Meow Meow Divine Fist rained down on Cao Da's head.

However, this level of attack was almost negligible to Cao Da. The more 500 million resisted, the more Cao Da clung to his hind legs.

Not long after, Cao Da's mouth was already full of blood, and with the drag of 500 million, the floor tiles in the whole room were already stained with 500 million's blood.

Meow meow!

"Mimi, hurry up and help!"

Unable to break free from Cao Da, Five Million panicked and could only ask Mimi for help.

However, almost at the same time as 500 million screamed, Cao Da's eyes suddenly turned to Mimi, and Mimi, who was looking at him with fighting intent and cruelty, screamed, jumped out of the window and ran away.

Meow meow meow!
"Mimi, don't leave me behind, I'm here for a reason..."

Looking at the back of Mimi disappearing into the window, 500 million wanted to cry.

I thought I could pretend to be aggressive and show off in front of my sister, but who would have thought that when I met such a plague god, even my own meowing fist wouldn't work, how could I fight?
Speaking of which, in the final analysis, 500 million people don't know Pingtou. If he knew the impressive record of flat-headed lion, single-handed Siberian tiger, and bloody enemy pack of wolves, I believe he would have been hiding far away. that's it.

Meow meow meow!
"Brother, I was wrong, please spare my life, my master is very rich, I can get you whatever you like to eat."

With the matter at this point, 500 million has no choice but to pretend to be cowardly. If he bites this thing for a while, will he bleed to death?

With 500 million confessions.

The system beep has also arrived.

[The task is completed, and the remaining points are five. ]
Cao Da planned to study the matter of points later, squinting at 500 million and said:

"Delicious? Do you have honey at home?"

The words of 500 million really moved Cao Da. He said ten thousand and ten thousand. He is still a honey badger now, and his first nervous reaction was still to eat words.

"Yes, yes, boss, you let me go, and I will be with you from now on, honey is easy to talk about, can one jar a day be enough?"

Unexpectedly, 500 million would agree so happily. Cao Da rolled his eyes and let go of 500 million's mouth, "Two cans, otherwise we won't talk about it."

"Cheng Chengcheng, two cans are two cans."

500 million's head is like a chicken pecking at rice, and he has only one thought now: stay away from this plague god, the farther the better.

"Then you go, and bring two jars of honey tonight."

"Yes, yes," 500 million quickly responded, and limped towards the kitchen. Before leaving, 500 million suddenly turned around and asked, "Boss, what's your name?"

"Brother Pingtou, hurry up," Cao Da replied impatiently while lying on the door.

Hearing the coldness in Cao Da's tone, for fear of offending the flat-headed brother, 500 million did not dare to be wordy, so he climbed up the window with some difficulty and ran away.

Ignoring the departure of 500 million at all, Cao Da lay down on the floor and began to study the system.

[Crazy beast system.

Host: Cao Da.

Species: Honey Badger.

Physical strength: 3 [can be increased by eating honey]
Skill: Leopard's speed. ]
Cao Da seemed to have a computer version of the system in his head. After several operations, he found his own property page.

And also found a system mall.

The products sold here are all animal properties.

Tiger power.

elephant power.

The agility of the antelope.

In the end, there was still a human body!

Cao Da was extremely excited!He actually had a chance to become human again!
Keren's body needs the highest points, it actually needs [-] points!
He beat 500 million but only got five points...

But even so, turning into a human body is still Cao Da's firm goal. I don't know if challenging a stronger opponent will lead to higher points?
Cao Da still has a certainty in his mind that for a long time to come, fighting will definitely become an indispensable part of his life. In this case, strength is very important.

Honey can increase its body strength!And maybe because of the variety, Cao Da felt like drooling when he thought of these two words.

But the Yang family is just an ordinary family, and it would be impossible to expect the Yang family to give him a jar of honey a day, not to mention that Yang Ling is a well-known cheapskate, so if he gave him a jar of honey today, God knows what kind of nerve he has. wrong.

Therefore, the Yang family seemed unreliable, but the appearance of 500 million made Cao Da see a brand new path.

If I became the big brother in this area, wouldn't it be fun to let these cats and dogs nearby pay me tribute?
Thinking of this, Cao Da couldn't help being a little elated, and made a careful plan, just waiting for the 500 million to come in the evening.

Of course, when Yang Ling and Yang Han returned home, they naturally found the mess and blood in the house, plus Mimi was missing, Cao Da was still to blame for everything.

"Brother, this is your honey badger! Look what it did!"

Mimi is Yang Han's favorite pet. It can be said that since Cao Da's death, Mimi has been everything to her.

Now, Mimi is likely to have been murdered by Brother Pingtou, and Yang Han will naturally not let Cao Da go.

"Hanhan, Mimi wasn't at home when I came back in the afternoon, maybe she went out to play." As a crazy sister-in-law, Yang Ling helped Cao Da speak for the first time.

"Then how do you explain the blood in this place?"

When Yang Han said these words, his eye circles were covered with mist.

Seeing this, Cao Da felt a pain in his heart, subconsciously walked over, and licked Yang Han's palm.

"Ah, what are you doing, you're so dirty!"

Yang Han screamed, shook his hands quickly, and walked towards the bathroom angrily, "Brother, in three days, you must get this thing away, otherwise, I will tell my mother!"

Looking at Yang Han's lonely back, Yang Ling and Cao Da couldn't help sighing inwardly.

"Brother Pingtou, do you have to play me to death before you are willing?"

Taking a deep look at Cao Da, Yang Ling shook his head, picked up the mop and started cleaning.

Cao Da ignored Yang Ling, but went to the door of Yang Han's room and climbed down quietly.

Sure enough, after a while, Yang Han's sobs could be heard in the room, Cao Da's heart almost broke.

Cao Da knows that even though Mimi is her favorite pet, Yang Han, who has always been strong, will definitely not cry easily for a pet, most of it is because of him.

Since I can't accompany you for the rest of my life, I'll just stay by your side for the rest of my life.

For a moment, Cao Da secretly made up his mind.

At 12 o'clock in the evening, when everyone had fallen asleep, Mimi didn't come back, but 500 million came limping.

He dropped a basket with two jars of honey in it, and when he saw Cao Da waiting in the kitchen, 500 million rushed into the window and put the bamboo basket in front of Cao Da, "Brother Pingtou, what do you want?" Two jars of honey."

Cao Da had grown impatient for a long time. When he saw the two big jars full of honey, he couldn't help but plunge into the mouth of the jar.

While eating, Cao Da suddenly thought of something, raised his head and looked at 500 million, "Who is the boss of your area?"

"Boss? Brother Pingtou, why are you asking this?"

500 million was slightly taken aback, but didn't react for a while.

However, when he saw Cao Dan's increasingly hostile gaze, 500 million couldn't help shivering, and quickly said, "Brother Pingtou, the boss in our area is Er Hei."