I, arrogant flat-headed brother

"The wild beast system is being bound..."

"1%...10%..."

Dimly, Cao Da heard a mechanical voice resounding in his mind.

At just 23 years old, he was hospitalized with cancer, which doesn't sound like the sound of medical equipment.

Open your eyes again!

He found that he had skipped the step of reincarnation and directly turned into an adult honey badger!
The honey badger is 80 centimeters long and weighs 20 kilograms. Because the top of the head is flat and the back is covered with a layer of white hair, it looks like a gangster who deliberately dyed white with a cropped head.

Many times, Cao Da wondered if he had offended Brother Destiny, otherwise, even if he was reincarnated as an animal, there would be no need to give himself the identity of Brother Pingtou, right?

You know, this guy is not afraid of anything, but he is the only existence in the world who has turned himself into an endangered animal by fighting alone.

What about the hyena?

how about a lion

how about tiger

As long as you dare to stare at it, you will definitely not want to do it.

There has always been a famous saying about Brother Pingtou in the Jianghu: Brother Pingtou's life is too busy, either fighting or on the way to fighting.

Of course, these are nothing, what makes Cao Da most unacceptable is that maybe it is the arrangement of fate, he unexpectedly became the pet of his ex-girlfriend's eldest brother Yang Ling out of nowhere!

When he thought of seeing his ex-girlfriend Yang Han in the future, Cao Da had a black line on his face, this damn is too painful.

Meow!
"Are you the new one? Come here and let my sister see."

Just as Cao Da lay on the ground worrying about the future, a meow suddenly sounded.

Then, a little female cat with snow-white hair and less than half the length of an arm appeared behind Cao Da at some point.

Cao Da knew that this little white cat was called Mimi, and it was Yang Han's pet. He also liked Mimi when he was a human, but now, hehe.

It took less than three days for Cao Da to come to Yang's house, but he didn't eat a full meal.

Maybe it's because Cao Da's appearance has affected his status. In the past three days, Mimi has been bullying him in different ways, either urinating in his rice bowl, or deliberately knocking over his rice bowl, making Yang Ling very hungry Cao Da one day.

Meow!
"New here, my sister will teach you, you don't have long ears, do you?"

According to Cao Da's temperament, he is naturally too lazy to talk to Mimi, but for some reason, ever since Mimi provoked him, a thought kept flashing through his mind, that is fighting!Cao Da couldn't control it several times.

Clap!

Seeing that Cao Da ignored her, Mimi was so angry that she rushed to the table and broke Yang Han's favorite water glass.

Meow!
"Aren't you dumb? My sister will see how you explain later."

Looking at the broken water glass on the floor, Cao Da felt his blood surge up.

First of all, Mimi is an obedient cat in Yang Han's eyes, breaking the cup will definitely not be counted on Mimi, in fact, it is also the most important thing, this cup was given to Yang Han by him before his death.

Meow meow!

"What? You're angry, come and hit me." Because she didn't know what Cao Da was, Mimi thought that Cao Da's jumping ability was not good enough, so she stood on the table and continued to provoke.

"I rely on you, uncle!"

After provocations one after another, Cao Da couldn't hold back completely. His body rushed up to the chair like an arrow off the string, kicked his legs hard on the chair, and finally landed firmly on the table.

[Crazy Beast System: The speed of a leopard! ]
Suddenly, that mechanical voice sounded again in Cao Da's mind.

Cao Da just remembered this.

Leopard speed?

Wild beast system?

Could it be a superpower?

Meow meow meow!
After all, Mimi is a female cat, probably frightened by Cao Da's lightning speed, she turned around and jumped after barking a few times.

Obviously, you don't need any superpowers to beat a kitten, but Cao Da's temper seems to be much hotter than before.

"Stop for Laozi!"

Cao Da kicked hard on the table with his four claws, jumped directly onto Mimi's body, and then kicked Mimi's back violently.

Meow meow!

At this time, Mimi was floating in the air, and when Cao Da kicked her like this, her body fell to the ground like a kite with a broken string.

The cat's balance ability is extremely strong. Before landing, Mimi adjusted her posture desperately, and finally she didn't get thrown by a dog.

However, after this incident, Mimi has figured it out in her heart, the guy with the crew cut in front of her is not easy to mess with.

As a result, before Mimi had time to escape, Cao Da had already blocked Mimi's way.

Then, without waiting for Mimi to react, Cao Da raised his front paw, waved his hand at Mimi's fair face, and slapped him.

Mimi was slapped and spun around three times. Just as she stabilized her figure, Cao Da slapped her again.

clap clap clap!
After three slaps, Cao Da stopped, and stared at Mimi fiercely, "If you don't want to die, don't mess with me in the future, and next time, I will eat you alive!"

After finishing speaking, Cao Da walked slowly to the door, lay down again, and continued to think about his future life.

you wait for me!

Mimi's face was burning with pain, she glared at Cao Da viciously, immediately ran to the kitchen, stepped back and jumped out of the window.

Mimi has a friend, a big tabby cat who is only 5 years old, named 500 million. With him, Mimi is used to showing off in this area. Today, I have suffered from this kind of cowardice, so I have to let 500 million Come here and teach this ignorant thing a lesson.

Cao Da didn't want to think about why Mimi left, and he didn't bother to think about it. What he cares most about now is how to transform back into a human.

Otherwise, at that time, he could only watch Yang Han marry someone else. This result is absolutely unacceptable for a man, especially for a flat-headed brother with a strong self-esteem!

I don't know if there is a way to get this super power?

But what is the name of the superpower called the Wild Beast System...

Suddenly, just as Cao Da was racking his brains to find a way, Yang Ling came back.

"Ping Tou, did you do all of this?"

Looking at the mess all over the place, Yang Ling frowned and stared at Cao Da. Now that Mimi is not at home, who else would it be if he didn't do it?
Cao Da turned his head and glanced at the debris on the ground, but didn't call out.

What if I called out?Yang Ling, he couldn't understand.

"It's only been three days since you came to my house, tell me, how much trouble have you caused me?"

Cao Da's attitude made Yang Ling very upset. While speaking, he had already picked up the broom, and from the looks of it, he wanted to educate Cao Da.

He!
Cao Da didn't know why, almost instinctively, when he saw Yang Ling pick up the broom, he bowed his body and yelled at Yang Ling.

"You still dare to yell at me? I will kill you!"

Yang Ling was about to be blown out of anger, so he picked up his broom and pointed it at Cao Da's back. No matter how fierce you are, can you beat me?

Brother Pingtou's fur is so tough that even a lion would struggle to bite it off. To him, this broom is no different from scratching an itch.

However, Yang Ling's move completely aroused Cao Da's desire to fight.

Almost the moment Yang Ling's broom hit Cao Da, Cao Da's two front paws also grabbed the broom stick to death.

Before Yang Ling could pull it back, Cao Da opened his mouth wide and slammed into the broom stick.

Click!

A crisp sound sounded, and the next moment, the wooden broomstick as thick as a thumb was bitten off by Cao Da.

"I'm stupid." Yang Ling was startled, subconsciously looked at the half of the broom stick in his hand, his face turned green.

As expected of Brother Pingtou, if this astonishing bite force bites on a human body, wouldn't it crunch on the spot?
"Haha, amazing, as expected of my crew cut!"

I thought Yang Ling would not let it go, but what Cao Da never expected was that Yang Ling laughed, instead of continuing to scold him, he brought him a whole jar of honey.

Cao Da was already starving, and when he saw his favorite honey, he jumped at it on the spot.

"Eat, eat, I'll rely on you for next week's game," Yang Ling pampered Cao Da's crew cut, and said in relief.

rely on me?Why don't I rely on you?
Delicious in the first place, Cao Da didn't care about the competition that Yang Ling was talking about, he just wanted to fill his stomach quickly.

Yang Ling seemed to have something else to do, so he went out again after not staying at home for long.

Cao Da didn't bother to pay attention to it, but just ate the honey dully.

pat!

Meow! ! !
Suddenly, when Cao Da was having a big meal at the door, there was a slight sound from the kitchen, and then a roar that was almost stepped on his tail came to Cao Da's ears:

"Ugly, I'm here with 500 million, come and die!"