Honkai: My Pleasure System

Warm reminder from Fairy Ally:
You can search for Hiccup Ball, and you will know why the author chose this title!

Let's do some fucking stuff!
Blonde vampire (Master Dio) with the same style as Allie jojo.jpg!

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"The spring spirit in Qingquan Town, are there many people worshiping it every day? We don't have to eat and sleep in the open!"

Isn't it common sense that you will live on the streets in a different world without the care of your friends?Chi Yue said that she is very familiar with this!

"Why do you care about having a place to live? Not your useless daughter and her maid and her nanny!"

Youlandelle kept pawing the ground with her horse's hooves, gasped out of her nose, and looked at Chi Yue, a scumbag, dissatisfied.

"My good-for-nothing daughter has a high probability of returning to your little belly in Ulandal."

"As for the other crumb maid, there is a high probability that she brought that nanny with her, who knows where she is fooling around!"

Chi Yue stretched out her hand and gently stroked Youlandelle's swollen belly, and after she withdrew her hand, she sniffed her nose again, only to be reluctant to part with it...?
"Uncle Qianyanjun, I'm really not a pervert. It's just that I have a beauty face. Spiders can have a beauty face when they travel to another world. Why can't I, Chiyue?"

In Chi Yue's eyes, Urandale's current appearance is probably the same as the beauty face is turned on. The upper body is Urandale, and the lower body is Krishna, and the horse and man are one!

To be honest, the forest environment on the outskirts of Qingquan Town is quite good.

"The warm sun shines on my body, Sirin, and the gentle spring breeze blows through every tree in the forest, mixed with leaves, and falls on my head, Sirin!"

After reciting a famous poem, Sirin, who wanted to have a child like Youlandelle, looked at her little arms and legs.

"Can't get in, no matter how you think about it, can't you?" Paimon.jpg!

This Sirin could only float in the air angrily and stomp its feet!

"If you are the spring water elf, you can stay in our Qingquan Town as long as you want, and we will definitely not charge you!"

Brother Q coin slapped his small chest loudly, and then he glanced at Chi Yue again.

"This little brother who looks like a piranha is really good looking. Look at the big green eyes, the red body, and the black gloves."

"The most important thing is that mouth full of fangs, just like my Brother Q Coin back then, it can fascinate thousands of girls!"

If the group of grandmas in Uncle Ren’s world knew what Brother Qbi said, Uncle Ren wouldn’t have to continue hunting. Maybe all the grandmas would make their home here with Brother Qbi!
Brother Q took another look at Yolandelle who had become Krishna, and couldn't help but feel emotional.

"It's really a talented woman!"

Brother Q Bi's emotional eyes just now fell into the eyes of Xilin floating in the air, which was the biggest provocation to her.

"Hmph! Can't you see that I'm so cute? (ω)"

Sirin stomped her little feet angrily.

"Hmm...Master Spring Water Fairy, you are indeed very cute!"

Brother Q rubbed his head in embarrassment, probably in his eyes, the current Xilin is as cute as a kitten and puppy in the eyes of normal people!

"Sizzle!"

The hissing of snakes came from the grass continuously, interrupting this strange scene.

Brother Q Bi's body began to tense instinctively, and the hand holding the steel gun subconsciously let go.

"Bang!"

The whole steel gun fell to the ground.

"boom!"

Brother Q's body directly crushed the gun in half.

"It's just a plastic gun!"

"Don't worry about so many details. The eldest lady Diona in Qingquan Town is very hospitable and very beautiful."

"The key is that her home is very luxurious, so that she is worthy of the status of the spring water elf. Let's go to Diona's house to stay for one night today!"

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In Qingquan Town, the hospitable Diona's family.

"Brother Q, is this the spring water elf who is coming to Sajia's house as a guest?"

"Master Spring Water Spirit, Sajia is going to get two cups of coconut milk right now, please wait a moment, Sajia will be back soon!"

The real Barbie King Kong.diona, after hearing about Brother Q Coin's intention to come, just glanced at the puppet Hua Xilin, and became excited.

"This is Lord Spring Fairy. The ancestors of the Sa family have enshrined her for generations. The Sa family can't neglect her. They must use the purest coconut milk to entertain Lord Spring Fairy!"

Thinking of this, Barbie Diona, who is five big and three thick, jumped out of her home and was about to go to her farm to milk coconut milk.

"Cough cough!"

"Diona is really hospitable!" Chi Yue's face was stiff, and she looked at Brother Q Coin with some embarrassment.

"That's not true, Diona is a well-known beautiful girl in our Qingquan Township!"

Q Bi brother wiped the steel gun in his hand with some pride.

"Brother Q, can you tell us about the basic situation of this world now?"

Among the group, the relatively normal puppet Sirin finally thought of what to do.

"Cough cough!"

"The world we live in is called the Hiccup God World. Children will receive a doll from the Puppet Alliance when they are eight years old!"

Speaking of this, Brother Q Coin glanced enviously at Chiyue's doll——Xilin.

"It's just that not every child can get their own doll from the Doll Alliance, but they have to pay 25 moras to the alliance every year from the age of five to get their own Yusanjia doll!"

"The dolls of the three Yu family are Bronya with ice attribute, Fu Hua with fire attribute, and Mei with thunder attribute!"

"Among them, Bronya of the ice attribute and Mei of the thunder attribute can evolve and are very popular."

"Fire-attribute talismans have been recorded in this world for 5 years, and there has been no single case of evolution. Therefore, they are not popular with the public!" (8 > 5w!)
Brother Q coin sighed a little disappointed again.

"Our Chiyuan in Qingquan Town relies on raising Fu Hua to make a living!"

A fat pheasant appeared in Brother Q's mind (the one raised by Xiaoshi in the world bubble of the three quantum seas of the collapse), and he sighed sympathetically.

"But fortunately, our Diona in Qingquan Town often helps Chiyuan, and Chiyuan also repays Diona by going to Diona's house to help her squeeze coconut milk!"

Brother Q Coin seemed to think of something again and suddenly shivered.

"Recently, the world is not peaceful, Mr. Spring Fairy, if you don't have something to do, you'd better not leave Qingquan Town!"

"In the past few days, Mengde's Fengmolong is going to fight Liyue's Ruotuo Dragon King! I hope it won't affect our Qingquan Town!"