Honkai: My Pleasure System

"Hello?"

"can you hear me?"

"This is Eri the Fairy! The following content is extremely s***! Children over the age of 18 please watch it with the company of parents under the age of 18!"

Alicia, the cute fairy with pink hair, disappeared in a blink of an eye after saying this.

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stamp!stamp!
A small wooden stick kept poking at the face of Chi Yue who had just passed out after being transported to an unknown world.

"Stop messing around, Kiyana let me sleep a little longer!"

stamp!stamp!
"Snapped!"

"I went to bed so late last night, I really can't get up, let me sleep for a while!"

Chi Yue became impatient with being poked by the wooden stick, and slapped the wooden stick away from her face, rubbed her sleepy eyes, and opened them.

"Do you charge Q coins?"

A Q coin brother holds a steel gun, and puts the black muzzle on Chi Yue's forehead.

"Ahem, sorry for the lost piranha travelers, this is where the wild Teresa haunts."

"If you get stabbed by it, you will become a wise person. Why did you appear here?"

Chi Yue was stunned. It was only the first time she realized that Teresa was divided into domestic and wild after growing up.

"It seems that I haven't woken up yet, let me squint for a while!"

"Snapped!"

Brother Q directly hit Chi Yue's back hard with the butt of his gun.

"C! What are you doing!"

The angry Chi Yue picked up the Wanglong Sword in her hand and slashed at Brother Q Coin's neck.

"Calm down, lost piranha traveler, this is the forest on the outskirts of Qingquan Town, and I am the forest ranger here."

"Wild Teresa is often seen here, quickly bring your wife Krishna and me!"

Brother Q coin dodged sideways and nimbly dodged Chi Yue's slash.

"I C! Wait?"

"I, Chiyue, have two wives in total, one is Kiyana, and the other is Ulandal. Isn't Krishna the mount of Ulandal?"

Chi Yue stared blankly at the unconscious...?Really Krishna!
The blue body, the snow-white mane, the four strong legs, and the brown hooves all showed that this was a good horse.

stamp!stamp!
Chi Yue stretched out a finger and poked Krishna's horse face.

"Little Chiyue, stop making trouble, let me sleep for a while!"

It was clearly Krishna's horse's mouth, but it opened and made the voice of Ulandal.

"Tsk tsk!"

"Are young people nowadays playing like this?"

Brother Q put the steel gun on the ground and leaned his back on the gun, feeling a little emotional, time is not forgiving, but then he reacted.

"Brother, let me call you that. Your wife, Krishna, is pregnant, and I really can't stay here any longer."

As soon as Brother Q's voice fell, the atmosphere became solemn.

"Theresa! Theresa!"

Theresa, a white-haired figure-sized doll with wise eyes, came out of the woods with Judas on its back.

"It's not good, it really alarmed Theresa. If there is a Theresa here, it means that a large group of Theresa is coming soon, and it must be dealt with on the spot!"

Brother Q is seriously ready to launch Judah's Teresa.

"Go!"

"It's up to you, Mei!"

Brother Q took out a cup from his bosom and threw it into the air. The cup was still in mid-air, but it was already split in two.

"Yi! Yayi!"

A figurine-sized Mei doll appeared in front of Brother Q, holding a samurai sword in his hand, staring at the wise Teresa who was about to launch Judas.

"Go! Mei!"

"Use Cleave Quickly to attack this wise Theresa!"

The samurai sword in the hand of the puppet Mei split the spear of Judas launched by Wisdom Theresa into two, and then, under the horrified eyes of Wisdom Theresa, the tree beside her was also killed by the samurai in Mei's hand. The knife splits in two.

"Theresa! Theresa!"

The wild Teresa knew that she was invincible, and after yelling twice in horror, she retreated back into the woods.

"Yi! Yayi!"

After defeating the wild Teresa, the puppet Mei screamed twice excitedly, ran in front of Brother Q, squinted her eyes, and motioned for Brother Q to touch her head.

"Mei is so good! If you train a little more every day and eat less sweets, you will definitely be able to evolve faster!"

Brother Q made a head-to-head kill on Mei, and then put it into his cup.

"Theresa! Theresa!" xN
A group of white-haired Theresa, with red eyes and Judas on their backs, jumped out of the woods one after another. The leading one, Theresa, was just defeated by Mei.

Each Teresa looked at the three creatures in front of them unkindly, holding the Judas on their backs in their hands and preparing to beat the enemies in front of them into hedgehogs.

"No, little brother, I really alarmed a large group of Theresa, and my Mei can't stop them for a long time!"

Immediately afterwards, Brother Q Coin saw a cup at Chi Yue's feet, his eyes were shining brightly, as if he had found the hope of living.

"Brother, you must be a very powerful trainer. This is the E-level Paimon Cup. There must be a very powerful doll inside. Let it come out to fight!"

Brother Q's little black wings excitedly pointed at the cup at Chiyue's feet, looking at Chiyue's face full of abba!

"Although I don't know what happened, but behind me is Youlandelle. No matter what she becomes, I love her deeply, and I love her soul!"

"Come out! My doll!"

Chi Yue picked up the E-level Paimon Cup at her feet, and slammed it in the direction of the large group of Theresa.

"At this moment, it is time for judgment!"

The queen of the sky appeared in the figure size doll version, and just used a high-speed cutting move to beat and wound a large group of Teresa.

"Abba! Abba!"

"Chiyue, what the hell is going on here? I slept soundly, but why did I somehow become the size of a doll when I woke up? There is something extra in my mind for no reason!"

Qiyana, the queen of the sky, no, it should be Sirin, her eyes widened, and she looked at Chiyue in surprise.

"This is actually the same as the rock king Empress Morax, the legendary god-level puppet, brother, you are really a master-level trainer, right?"

Brother Q looked at Chi Yue with admiration, and Ababa kept swipe his hands.

Kerry... Ulandal also recovered from the fact that she was expelled from her hometown, looked at the piranha amazon Chiyue who was the same as Xiaoyou's first transformation, and opened her mouth wide. Can't say anything.

"Brother Q, what is this place?"

Although it is very silly, Chi Yue, who has long been used to the author's writing style, still looks at Brother Q Coin with a calm face, wanting to learn more about this world.

"This is Qingquan Town near Mond, which is ruled by Fengmolong. Brother, the puppet you just used is the spring water elf of Qingquan Town!"

After hearing Chiyue's question, Brother Q was a little puzzled. In his impression, only people from Qingquan Town could get the blessing of the spring spirit, let alone become the trainer of the spring spirit.

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PS: The spring spirit is really the queen of the sky in other world bubbles.

Authentic old Huixin, this is the queen of the sky turned into a doll you want, here it comes!

Theresa's Wisdom Virus also really exists in other world bubbles.

I write all this for a reason.

The Bengbeng Ranch also exists, and Youlandal has become a forest ranger.

It doesn't make sense that the screenwriter of Honkai III can write like this, but I can't, right?Honkai beasts can become Pokémon, why not Valkyrie?This is discrimination against Valkyrie!