Honkai: My Pleasure System

"Goo~goo~goo~"

After drinking a whole pot of Niang spring water, the pot was thrown to the ground.

"Siegfried, I'm going to kill you!!!"

Chiyue broke free from Siegfried's hand holding his neck, snatched Heicheng Lulujian from Qiyana's hand, and wanted to open Kaifeng.

"It's over, I haven't enjoyed the light yet, and I'm about to fall into darkness."

Chi Yue already felt that her shoulders were being pulled so badly, it was at least 105 or higher.

Kiyana took out a signal light ax out of nowhere and wanted to chop wood, but she reacted immediately.

"I used to be a lesbian, but I was straightened by Chiyue. Chiyue turned into a girl, and it seems pretty cute, or is it just like that?"

A strange blush appeared on Qiyana's face, mist rose from her big blue eyes, and a suspicious smile appeared on the corner of her mouth.

"Miss Ulandle, stop pulling, I have a solution, if you pull again, I will be torn in half."

Before enjoying the ten-month vacation, Ulandal directly used her substitute, Yuepo, to forcibly pull out the waste of the pleasure system from Chiyue's body.

"Ah, press, press..."

It's still the familiar style of painting, the familiar background music, and its familiar two big hairy legs.

The pleasure system appeared in the form of stand-in and mourning dancer.

"call…"

The breeze blew, and this time only the legs of the big pants of the pleasure system were shaking from side to side, and the leg hair had been hidden by it.

"Chiyue, you are still saved, first put down the sword in your hand, it hasn't been opened yet, it can't kill anyone!"

Said the thick palm of the system tightly grasped Chiyue's hand holding Heisei Lulujian.

"If you have a way, use it!"

Chi Yue's voice had already started to sound like a girl.

"Chiyue-san, you can stuff the coin into my mouth, and then the effect of the Weak Niangquan will be transferred to me. After you take me back into my body, I can recover again!"

The pleasure system opened its mouth, closed its eyes, and silently waited for the coin maniac Chiyue's...?
"Kamen Ride"

"Dragon Rider!"

Chi Yue's vengeance was avenged, and she laughed happily.

"Director of the Heavenly Dao, let me suffer too!"

Wait, is there something wrong with this sound effect?
"I c!"

"I stuffed the wrong coin, how did this NM become a little angel of Shinji!"

Have you ever seen King Kong Barbie?If you haven't seen it, you can take a look at what the pleasure system looks like now.

"I think it's pretty good, at least it's much better than hanging a black and white photo of Brother Xiao Ming, this time it's a color photo of a girl."

On the face of the strong man in the pleasure system, there is a color photo of Shinji's girlishness.

"Tear!"

Chi Yue, who regained her male body, stood up abruptly, and forcefully tore off the color photo on Yue System's face.

"thump!"

Chi Yue knelt down on the spot, took out two stacks of paper money, and lit them with a lighter along with the photos, and black smoke rose from the stack of paper.

"Amen!"

"May there be no Bai Cang and Min ghosts in heaven!"

After bowing three times and knocking down nine times respectfully, Chi Yue lifted the pile of ashes away.

"what!"

"I C! This old man is hurting to death!"

The pleasure system covered its eyes with its hands and began to roll around on the ground.

"I don't need this face, but can you stop picking my eyeballs next time?"

The pleasure system stopped rolling, and turned his bloodshot eyes to Chi Yue's innocent eyes.

"Zhen already Yue, Aiqing, you should step back!"

Ignoring the protest of the pleasure system, Chi Yue directly took it back into her body.

"Uncle Siegfried, where else do you want to go, there is already someone in this sewer, and he is still an invincible man!"

Chi Yue picked up the remote control on the table, turned on the air conditioner (bar) in the room, blocked Siegfried's way, and looked at him kindly.

"The current stinky dad is so scary!"

The good-for-nothing girl was scared by her stinky father and turned into a dry girl, curling up like a hamster.

"Goo!"

"I think there's a little misunderstanding between us!"

Siegfried swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and with his chapped lips, tremblingly uttered nonsense that even he himself did not believe.

"One-on-one or gang fight?"

Chi Yue's angry eyes reached Siegfried through the sunglasses.

"Single?"

Although I don't know what Chiyue means by heads-up and group fights.But Siegfried thinks it's just a fight, what's wrong with enhancing the relationship between father and son?
"That's good! Go to the Southeast Asian branch and the claws of Salubimon X, you choose one!"

Qi Gefei's eyes widened, and he looked at Chi Yue in disbelief.

"Then, gang fight?"

In Siegfried's cognition, this should always be a fight with everyone present!

"That's good! Salubi Beast X will take you to the Southeast Asia branch to help you complete the operation in person!"

Chi Yue got a little impatient with Siegfried's question.

"Why are you so inked? Hurry up and choose one, I'm still in a hurry for dinner!"

Siegfried ran away directly, if he didn't leave, he would really become a mother-in-law.

"Boom!"

He bumped his head against the door with a big bump on his head, Qi Aotian unexpectedly didn't break the solid wood door.

"Uncle Siegfried, I've already said, the road is blocked by me, it's useless for you to dig under the car like some blond vampire!"

Chi Yue, who had turned into a jo, had already used her stand-in, the mourning dancer, to reinforce the wooden door.

"Is there any difference between the two?"

Siegfried looked at Chiyue angrily. There were two houses on the left and right, so he might as well fight with Chiyue.

"Of course there is a difference."

"If you choose gang fights, at the Southeast Asian branch, they have certificates and are legally operated hospitals, so you don't have to worry about being seized by the brick family."

Siegfried laughed angrily, and clenched the Skyfire in his hand, wanting to see what other reasons Chi Yue could make up.

"Then, what about heads-up?"

Chi Yue began to get a little nervous, looked around cautiously, confirmed that there was no one wearing a white coat, and then looked at Siegfried with a smile.

"If you choose heads-up, Shalubi Beast X is operating without a license and will be shut down by the bricks."

Sha Lubi Beast X's eyes widened, he didn't expect that he would be shot while lying down.

"I didn't write "Back View", nor did I write Zhu Ziqing!"

"I operate without a license, what's wrong?"

"I didn't eat your rice again!"

"You are so awesome, and Confucius doesn't have a teacher qualification certificate, why don't you seal up Confucius' classroom?"

Isn't the development of things a little strange?

"Master Teresa, I'm really sorry. I took a look at the operation arrangement here, because it is overcrowded. How about starting the operation in three days?"

Miss "Angel" said to Theresa with an apologetic tone, after all, which hospital would receive more than [-] "patients" a day like their hospital?
"Ugh!"

"Forget it, since it's overcrowded, let Siegfried go!"

Teresa thought of Cecilia, and for some reason, she always had the feeling that Cecilia was still alive.

At this moment, the atmosphere suddenly became solemn.

"The boss is here, idlers get out of the way!"

Taro Maru was wearing sunglasses, and behind it, the author of the dogleg was constantly yelling.