Honkai: My Pleasure System

"Cough cough!"

"Is there someone to take care of me? I've been lying here with my mouth closed for a long time!"

"Ms. Luo, I need your legal aid, someone here abuses lynching!"

Siegfried, who woke up in a panic, spat out a mouthful of sawdust from his mouth with difficulty, and looked at the door of the room with hope.

"What?"

"Mr. Luo has already fallen, and now this land in the extreme east is in charge of me, Teresa!"

Teresa kicked Judas away from her leg, and looked at Siegfried arrogantly.

"Yesterday I was down and down and you looked down on me, today you look down on me!"

"I, Theresa, will have a look today. Which captain is still calling me the Judas Launcher?"

The stand-in, Tears of Satan, with a horned head, also nodded twice in agreement.

"Chi Yue didn't die from Judas, but I, Satan's Tears, are the leader of the capital world. Who needs Judas?"

After hearing Siegfried's speech, Ulandal and Kiyana finally found Siegfried lying on the ground with his mouth open and his eyes closed for a long time.

"Tsk! Tsk!"

"Isn't this my stinky dad who has been missing for a long time?"

"I haven't seen you in three days, like every autumn, why are you lying on the ground with your mouth and eyes closed?"

The bad girl Qiyana has already turned into Xu Lun, and at some point she changed into an afro, wearing tight leather pants, and her feet in high heels appeared in Siegfried's eyes.

"Yo!"

"Isn't this Mr. Siegfried?"

"Were you dissatisfied with your last air trip to Southeast Asia?"

"Don't worry, I promise to weld the hatch this time, and it won't fall off so easily."

With a cold light in her eyes, Yolandelle pushed the glasses on her face, which was not only dissatisfaction with her father's lustful behavior, but also revenge for what happened to him back then.

"Southeast Asia branch?"

"Is that where the perverted deck cleaner who craved my stockings was held?"

Yaya shuddered subconsciously, and reached out to touch the white silk on her legs.

A large part of the reason why the treatment conditions of the deckhands on the Hyperion is so poor is because of this.

"Why don't I let Salubimon X claw at him!"

Although she knew that those perverts were not Siegfried, Wendy felt that her hair color was shining brightly in the sun.

"Let Salubi Beast X practice first, and when we meet them, we won't let them fall into pain."

Shalubi Beast X glanced at Wendy with some distaste.

"This day is over!"

Life is not easy, Gouzi sighs!
"Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!  …"

Theresa's screams on the phone were a bit loud.

"Master Teresa, we just had an operation here, and the operation was very successful. He is already a qualified Valkyrie!"

The screams made Teresa a little uneasy, she took back her substitute, Satan's Tears, and looked at the person on the other side of the video suspiciously.

"Can you show me what he looks like now?"

Miss "Angel" on the other side of the video froze for a moment, she didn't expect Teresa to have such a strong taste.

"No problem, Lady Teresa, of course!"

Miss "Angel" pointed the video at the "patient" who just finished the operation.

"Okay! The surgery in your Southeast Asia branch has been upgraded to another level!"

"This bumpy figure is at least as fierce as 69, and the most important thing is this long black hair. It is completely impossible to tell that he used to be a boy!"

"I'm relieved now. I'm going to perform an operation on my friend. Is it okay?"

Wiping the black gentleman's hat on her hands, Teresa looked excitedly at the "angel" lady over the video.

"Of course no problem, Lady Teresa, I'll arrange it for you right now!"

She is an "angel"!It is her duty to treat every "patient".

"The operation at the Southeast Asian branch is pretty good, at least a few hundred Valkyries have emerged from there!"

As if recalling something, Ji Zi looked at Siegfried lying on the ground stunned with some emotion.

"Please let me go!"

Siegfried felt that no matter how strict he was with himself, he would become Chi Yue's mother-in-law.

"Wait, Chi Yue!"

In Siegfried's eyes came the light of life again.

"Boy Chiyue, when are you going to see him next to him?"

"I'm Qiyana's guardian, Chiyue boy, you don't want to be single forever, do you?"

Before Chi Yue had time to answer, Youlandelle seemed to have thought of something, her eyes glistening.

"It's okay, Chi Yue, I'll take care of you!"

Chi Yue looked at the excited Youlandelle, feeling a little emotional, and then remembered that she already had 12-figure deposits.

"I have reverted to being the boy I was back then, and I will no longer call the rich woman hungry."

Siegfried started to get anxious, if this doesn't work, isn't it going to lose the light?
"Do you agree or not? Chiyue boy, you should say something!"

"boom!"

The archon's baseball bat hit Siegfried on the back of the head and snapped in two.

"I c!"

"Good girl, are you going to kill your father?"

Siegfried stared dumbfounded at his precious daughter, Kiyana.

"bass!"

This time it was Heisei Lulujian who was inserted between Siegfried's legs by Kiana... 0.01 cm away from that!
"Smelly dad~ This is the best sword in the whole village, and it hasn't been opened yet~ Why don't you help me!!!"

With the calmest tone, Kiyana hit Ziegfried with the highest damage.

"Goo!"

do not know why?Chi Yue subconsciously clamped her legs.

"You think so? Little Chiyue~"

"Qiana"'s big golden eyes full of sickness met the shivering Chiyue.

"I think……"

"Huh?" x3
One was sent by Youlandelle, the other was sent by Kiyana, and the other was...Wendy?
"Wendy, this is my family business, why are you getting involved?"

Wendy saw the doubt on Chi Yue's face, and hugged Bronya's delicate body nostalgicly, looking at Chi Yue's small eyes full of sickness.

"A strange uncle like Siegfried must be sanctioned, right? Sister Bronya~"

After speaking, Wendy rubbed her face against Yaya's little face vigorously.

The harem king of the orphanage is a little panicked now, she has never experienced any big storms.

However, for some reason, Bronya felt that she would have a death crisis in the near future.

"Bronya will never abandon Wendy!"

Yaya instinctively assured Wendy.

After getting the answer she was satisfied with, Wendy's pale face regained its blood color, and she turned her eyes to Chi Yue again.

"What do you think ~ Brother Chiyue~"

Chiyue was a little panicked. Ever since he Wang Quan Chiyue used Tomato as his cash machine, he hadn't panicked like this.

"Convincing people with reasoning, this is too inhumane for Uncle Ziegfeld."

Chi Yue's domineering CEO's face calmly met the three dead eyes.

"Give this to Uncle Siegfried to drink! It's colorless! Tasteless! It's okay to use!"

Chi Yue took out the jar containing Niang Niang spring water from the system space.