Honkai: My Pleasure System

"Ah, press, press..."

The familiar background music played, and a system that couldn't stand up would not be a good stand-in.

"Girl, take this sword! This is the best sword in the whole village!"

The stand-in, the dancer in the mourning hall, made a standard movement of a muscular brother while everyone was stunned.

No one knew that when Joy System chose Chiyue as its host, there was a deeper consideration in its heart.

"I want to spread joy to the whole world!"

The Joy System took out a pair of sunglasses and put them on the face of the stickman, revealing big white teeth (actually they were painted on) and gave a standard empty ego point to Ulandal who was kneeling on the ground Thumbs up.

"Pfft!"

Urandale, who was in despair, was amused by the action of the pleasure system.

"It's the same as him! No matter what, you will never fall into despair, and you will always lead people to find hope!"

It wasn't just Youlandelle who was amused, everyone was startled by the fucking face of the pleasure system.

"It's too eye-catching, don't say you are my substitute when you go out in the future!"

Chi Yue helplessly covered her eyes, and the face of Wang Nima in the joyful system was so hard to look directly at.

In particular, the pleasure system is still like Hulk, with only a pair of big underpants left all over his body, how hot his eyes are, how hot his eyes are.

"Is there? I think my image is quite handsome!"

The joyful system recalled when it was still studying in the system university, its classmate bombarded the face of the muddy horse.

"Sure enough, there is no more handsome system in all dimensions than my pleasure!"

The joyful system bent its arms, and the muscles thicker than Chi Yue's thighs bulged.

A gust of wind blew by, and the legs of Joyful System's shorts swayed from side to side with the hair on its legs.

"Ah! My eyes, please spare my eyes, joy!"

A dazzling white light flashed, and Chi Yue felt that her eyes were completely dark.

"Kamen Ride!"

"decade!"

Chi Yue directly put the coin representing Brother Xiao Ming into the mouth of the joyful system.

A beam of light enveloped the whole body of the joyful system, and after the light dissipated, the face of Wang Nima had disappeared.

"It looks much more comfortable now!"

Chi Yue looked at the black-and-white photo of Xiao Ming on the head of the muscular brother Gui of the joyful system, and nodded in satisfaction.

"How pleasing to the eye!"

Ji Zi couldn't understand Chi Yue's aesthetic thinking at all, as well as his strange brain circuit.

"You don't understand, I am paying tribute to my predecessors!"

Chiyue became jojo once again, and a difficult jojo stand came...?
He didn't stand firmly, but fortunately, Yue Yue, who is also a muscular brother, stretched out his hand to hold Chi Yue.

"This is youth!"

The two muscular brothers hugged each other, and the muscles on their bodies were all squeezed and brittle.

"boom!"

Theresa, who had just rushed to the girls' dormitory of St. Freya College, kicked open the door of the girls' dormitory.

"what!"

"my eyes!"

Teresa and Judas' dog eyes were blinded by the flash, and they fell to the ground together. Teresa covered her eyes with her hands, rolling around on the ground in pain.

Floating in the air, after seeing this scene, sparks erupted from his body, and he fell headlong to the ground.

"Abba! Abba!"

Siegfried, who had been let go, opened and closed his mouth, unable to say anything.

"Low-key! Low-key! These are all basic operations!"

Chi Yue and Yue System, the two muscular brothers, put on sunglasses at the same time, with a smile on the corner of their mouths, showing their big white teeth.

"Ha ha!"

Qiyana was so irritated by this hot-eyed scene that she was speechless. Even the appearance of her scumbag father was not as stimulating as this.

After making a few more jojo stands, the Joy System and Chi Yue stopped with still unfulfilled interest.

"Mina-san, there is another girl in despair, waiting for my rescue!"

The pleasure system showed off its strong muscles, and looked at the crashed people with a serious face.

Chi Yue also thought of her daughter, and looked at the pleasure system solemnly.

"Yue-san, please!"

The two muscular brothers retracted their fists to their waists at the same time, after a while of accumulating strength.

"Ola! Euler! Euler! Euler! Euler..."

The door that belonged to the useless girl's room had already been reduced to dust before it could be blown out.

"My lovely daughter, don't worry, Daddy is here to save my little princess!"

Under the blessing of Xiao Ming's black-and-white photo, Chi Yue's stand-in, the dancer in the mourning hall, swung his fist too fast, and the blowing wind had completely torn Chi Yue's top, leaving only a pair of big underpants.

The fragments of Chi Yue's clothes in his fist covered the useless girl's face.

"Pfft!"

The good-for-nothing girl was amused by her stinky father's strange style of painting.

"It's just that, isn't it a little too weird for your stand-in to be wearing someone else's black and white photo?"

The good-for-nothing girl didn't say what was in her heart, but summoned her own substitute, which belonged to the apex existence of all good-for-nothing girls.

"Come out! My substitute—Horai Mountain Kaguya Hime!"

Of course, the good-for-nothing girl with Chiyue's blood has inherited Chiyue's golden spirit very well.

"Father and daughter" entered the JO together, and the stand-in behind him also performed the hot-eyed action of muscular brother expensive.

"Hahaha……"

Although the process was a bit strange, the final goal was achieved.

There is nothing happier than "my" daughter Xiaoyue'er being happy again, and for the mother Ulandale, there is nothing that makes her happier.

"I'm coming too!"

"Come out! My substitute, Platinum...Moon Soul!"

Ulandal ran to the father and daughter, summoned the aggrieved Moon Soul, and let it perform the same movements as the muscular brother.

"Youlandelle, do you think I don't have a substitute!"

With a roar, Qiyana also released her substitute.

"Come out! My substitute - blowfish!"

In fact, in this world of Honkai III, it is easier for ordinary people to awaken doubles. As long as a series of treatments are done, people who can use the Honkai power can also awaken doubles.

Of course, Chi Yue asked about this matter after going through untold hardships, when the pleasure system was tormented, her saliva flowed and her eyes turned white.

As the sun set, the dim sunlight shone on this strange family.

"Crack!"

Duck, who didn't appear in countless chapters, also summoned his own substitute, the reloading bunny.

After Yaya switched her phone to selfie mode, she took a photo with this strange family.

This is how the world famous paintings were recorded!
"Ah bah! Ah bah!"

"I'm the only one in the co-authoring family without a substitute, right?"

Siegfried, who hadn't recovered from his shock, tugged on his little padded jacket again.

There is no violence, no bloodshed, it is gratifying to congratulate, gratifying to congratulate!