Honkai: My Pleasure System

Finally, the scan found that Youlandal and the girl who claimed to be Chiyue's daughter had a genetic similarity of more than 99% with Chiyue.

"Dr. Markey, I think there is a big problem with my system program, and it is necessary to return it to the factory for repair!"

It just left the factory and finally felt that he could still do it, so he scanned it again without believing in evil.

"I'm C! Why is the genetic similarity between Siegfried and Ulandal as high as 99%, Dr. Markey, I'm really broken!"

Finally, thinking of the environment in which it was just born, I felt flustered.

"Dr. Markey, it shouldn't be that something was added to my body when I was making me?"

It can't be blamed for being so worried. When it opened its eyes, the first thing it saw in this world was a box of instant noodles.

"Dr. Markey, there shouldn't be some greasy things in my body?"

"Forget it, even if I'm broken, I'm still the cutest in the world!"

Finally, she proudly straightened her small chest in the air.

The expected praise and praise did not appear, and finally opened his eyes in doubt, and looked around.

"what?"

"Why are there only the bastard Siegfried and Theresa left?"

In the end, it was full of incomprehension and doubt.

"you are?"

Teresa always felt that the little one in front of her would eventually be her great enemy, as if it was.

"It will take away the world's number one cutest throne from me, Teresa!"

The white-haired old woman was amused by her own thoughts, and cast a disdainful glance at the end that was floating in the air.

"There can't be anything cuter in this world than Magical Girl Tirri!"

The moment I finally saw Theresa again, I instinctively felt a sense of hostility.

"Could this white-haired old woman be the world's cutest throne to spy on my end!"

A strong smell of gunpowder began to fill the air.

"Cough cough!"

"Two, should we keep up with Chiyue Boy and the others? They have left here for a while."

"They should have almost reached the female dormitory of St. Freya College by now, right?"

Siegfried, the black man who was tied up in the air, couldn't help but speak. The smell of gunpowder in the air was too strong. If he didn't change the subject, he would probably die here.

"For the sake of Qiyana/Little Chiyue, I will let you go, little thing (white-haired old woman)!"

After Teresa and Final Yan looked at each other, they set off in the direction of the girls' dormitory of St. Freya College.

"Theresa, can't you put me down first?"

Siegfried, who was still tied to the chains of Judas, felt a little uncomfortable being tied up. After all, not everyone was as rough-skinned as Chi Yue.

"Shut up, Siegfried, you pervert, we'll talk about you later!"

Teresa strode forward with two short legs, huffing and wheezing.

Final Yan, who was flying in the air, also nodded, expressing his agreement with Teresa's point of view.

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On the other side, the good-for-nothing girl ran to her room in the female dormitory of St. Freya College, locked the door behind her, and cried alone.

Crying and crying, the good-for-nothing girl opened up the space, carefully took out a tape, put it in the tape recorder, and the tape started playing.

"…………"

"My lovely daughter who just turned one year old, I'm sorry that mother can't be with you, but even if mother leaves you, mother's love will always be with you!"

"My lovely daughter who just turned two years old, you must be able to walk alone now. After being hugged by your father for a year, you can finally walk by yourself. Are you very excited..."

………………

"My daughter who just turned 15, you must be a slim and beautiful girl by now!"

"Forgive your father for being indifferent to you for so many years. In fact, he also wanted to be a hero like your grandfather Siegfried at the beginning..."

"My beautiful 16-year-old daughter, the statue mother has put it in our secret base."

"You must stop your father's plan, this is the last trace we leave in the world!"

The recording of the tape ended here, and the good-for-nothing girl played the tape again, and began to sob unceasingly.

"Liar, liar, all big liars!"

"Dad actually doesn't love Mom at all, and grandpa is not a big hero, he's just a big pervert!"

At a very young age, the good-for-nothing girl learned from her ice-faced father what her grandfather Siegfried had done for her little aunt Sirin.

In the week of the useless girl, her ice-faced and smelly dad didn't play much role.

It can even be said that Siegfried would not have died protecting Sirin if there was no Chiyue for the first week.

"Smelly dad, you big liar!"

Compared with Siegfried in the girl's week, the Siegfried in this week is really broken.

If Chiyue didn't appear and Siegfried's lover Cecilia died in battle, he would choose to swallow his anger.

Between his own daughter and k423, he would choose k423 for the sake of the world, and in the end he would even leave k423 as a daughter.

Without comparison, there would be no harm. For the girl who didn't know anything, this was already the fuse that ignited her sadness when everything went wrong recently.

(This is what the author wants to say. Compared with Siegfried in Honkai III, Siegfried in Honkai II is the real man!)
The girl's sobbing made Yolandal, who was a mother outside the door, very helpless, and she sat down by the door in despair.

"Ugh!"

Chi Yue sighed, but after all she couldn't calm down, she quietly walked to Youlandelle's side, and sat down as well.

He hugged Youlandelle into his arms and let her head rest on his chest.

Kiyana opened her mouth, but finally closed it again without saying anything.

"Compared to Youlandelle, I'm more like Xiaoyue'er's mother!"

However, Qiyana soon discovered something was wrong.

"Just now Xiaoyue'er called you stinky dad... grandpa?"

Things involving her family always make Qiyana's little head think fast.

"In the beginning, it wasn't a joke that Ulandal called me smelly sister?"

"So, the stinky dad..."

It all ties together, Kiyana, to a terrifying truth.

"Stinky father, that scumbag, he has cheated! cheated! with the mother of Youlandelle!"

When Kiyana thought of this, she felt worthless for her mother, Cecilia, and Yolandal's mother.

"Smelly! Old! Dad!!!"

"You are dead!!!"

A golden light flashed in Qiyana's eyes, and then she took out an Archon baseball bat, preparing to participate in "Where's Dad?" ".

Suddenly a sword pierced straight from the air to the ground in front of Kiana.

The familiar sword made the corner of Chi Yue's mouth twitch continuously.

"Joy System, why did you send the Heisei Rolling Sword to Qiyana!"

The pleasure system appeared in front of everyone in the form of a stand-in and a dancer in the mourning hall.

"I didn't steal it, and I didn't grab it, it was sent by the Batman!"