doomsday phone system

"Xiao Yao! Xiao Yao!" Zhou Tao shook Xiao Yao next to him, only to see that Xiao Yao's eyes were a little blurred at this time, and even standing became a problem.

"Drink!" Xiao Yao raised the wine bottle, still yelling to drink.

"What the hell, I won't let you drink after a few sips, but you have to drink it. After a few sips, you'll become so drunk!" Zhou Tao moved Xiao Yao to the sofa with great effort, sat on the floor and gulped. Panting, "Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Your whole body of pork is too heavy. Carrying you once is more difficult than killing a zombie. Xiao Yao, look at you now, I can't do it if I try my best. Alcohol, I can torture 10 of you! No, I drank a lot just now, and now I feel like peeing."

Outside the door, Ye Xinru had been standing at the door of the classroom for a long time, but she didn't have the courage to knock on the door in front of her. She came here with arrogance just now, but now she was instantly discouraged.

"Squeak!"

Ye Xinru raised her hands and was struggling, when the door of the classroom suddenly opened.

"Huh? Ye Xinru? Why are you here?"

"Well, didn't Brother Xiao Yao ask me to clean up just now... come to serve the bed, I have already packed it." Ye Xinru said a little coyly.

"What? Ye Xinru, have you really decided to be Xiao Yao's female companion?" Zhou Tao's eyes were wide open, and the two eyes at this moment were rounder than Zhang Fei's.

"Yes! I've decided." Ye Xinru nodded heavily.

"What the hell, what kind of shit luck is this Xiao Yao?" Zhou Tao said indignantly.

"..." Ye Xinru didn't know whether Zhou Tao was praising Xiao Yao or calling himself a shit, he didn't know how to answer for a while.

"Ah, you go in. Xiao Yao is inside, but he might be drunk. I'm going to the next classroom tonight. You guys, go to bed." Zhou Tao helped Ye Xinru open the door of the classroom and invited her in.

"..."

"Then you go in." Zhou Tao opened the door, Ye Xinru entered the classroom, and Zhou Tao closed the classroom door again, "Oh, Xiao Yao, this fat man, is so unlucky, forget it, I just wanted to go to the bathroom, now The urge to urinate is gone again, alas, Xiao Yao, I will give you my classroom tonight, who made us brothers." Zhou Tao turned around and walked to the next classroom, the dignified leader, borrowing a seat to sleep for a night, is still no problem .

Ye Xinru entered the classroom. There was a faint smell of alcohol in the classroom, and the whole classroom was filled with the faint light of candles. It was as ambiguous as having a candlelight dinner with a loved one. Although I had prepared it long ago, but now Really want to find a place to hide.

Fortunately, that pervert Xiao Yao not far away was actually drunk.

"Water! Water!" Xiao Yao, who was lying on the sofa, murmured.

Ye Xinru hurriedly rummaged through the box next to her, found a bottle of mineral water, unscrewed the cap, and pointed the mouth of the mineral water to Xiao Yao's mouth.

"Gudong, Gudong." Xiao Yao took a few sips and lay down again.

"Zhou Tao...you fat man...if we have the ability, let's drink another three hundred rounds...I will definitely drink you down..." Xiao Yao seemed to be talking in sleep, and "baji...baji..." the sound of,

"...This perverted Xiao Yao actually called Zhou Tao dead fat, he was really drunk." Ye Xinru looked at Xiao Yao in front of him, what kind of face was under the sunglasses, and looked at Xiao Yao who had already Getting drunk, Ye Xinru quietly took off Xiao Yao's sunglasses.

"Pfft!" Ye Xinru chuckled, originally thought that under the sunglasses was a big man's face full of flesh and feet, but unexpectedly, it turned out to be a little white face, just a little fat, Ye Xinru couldn't help being a little curious about this little fat man Sitting next to Xiao Yao, resting his chin on both hands, staring curiously at Xiao Yao lying on the sofa in front of him, "What kind of person are you?"

"Hey, blah... Sister Jinlian... Sister Ah Zi... You run... Don't let that bastard boss catch up... Xia Xin... Where are you... Mom and Dad... I miss you..."

Ye Xinru gently wiped the teardrops from the corners of Xiao Yao's eyes, "Jinlian? Ah Zi? Who are these people?" He actually cried in his dream. He must be having a bad dream. The boy in front of him seems to have many stories.

The light of the candles slowly extinguished. Ye Xinru was not familiar with this classroom and had no idea where the candles were placed. The classroom that suddenly darkened made Ye Xinru frightened for a while. She quietly held Xiao Yao's hands beside her. They were a pair of powerful hands. Ye Xinru felt an inexplicable sense of security the moment she held her big hand.

"Perhaps, my choice this time isn't too bad." The sofa is big enough, anyway, Xiao Yao is drunk, and won't do anything to him, Ye Xinru also became bold, lay down next to Xiao Yao, and went a little further It would fall, Ye Xinru pushed Xiao Yao in, but couldn't move at all.

"Is this Xiao Yao a pig? It's so heavy!"

"Yeah." I don't know whether it was intentional or not, Xiao Yao turned over, Ye Xinru's space was even smaller, Xiao Yao turned over, and directly pushed Ye Xinru under the sofa.

Ye Xinru stood up angrily, took off her shoes, passed Xiao Yao directly, and lay down on the sofa, "I see how you squeeze me down, I want to squeeze you down." Ye Xinru kicked Xiao Yao out with both feet.

"Forget it, it's a waste of effort. This is a pig. Anyway, there is quite a lot of space inside. Maybe the pig will turn over again and turn over by itself. At that time, the whole sofa will be its own. This is comparable to that hard sofa. The bed made of tables is much more comfortable," Ye Xinru couldn't help being a little obsessed with this soft sofa.

After a while

"Yeah." Xiao Yao hummed again, and turned over again, but this time he turned inside out, with his arms and legs directly on Ye Xinru's body.

"Oh my God, it's over, this pig turned inside out, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Ye Xinru tried hard to break away Xiao Yao's arms holding her, Xiao Yao's arms were like a pair of pliers.

"Oh, forget it, if this continues, I will be exhausted tonight. Fortunately, I can still breathe, so let's let this pig go." Ye Xinru decided not to resist, after all, a woman's power is limited, There was no way to resist all the time.

late at night,

Xiao Yao woke up hazily, because he was awakened by urination. At this time, Xiao Yao suddenly wanted to go to the toilet. It was really troublesome to get up to pee in the middle of the night, but there was no way. When you dreamed of looking for the toilet, you must wake up quickly Otherwise, it will be troublesome to find the toilet in a dream.

At this time, Xiao Yao was half awake from the wine, but his head was still a little groggy, "Huh?" Xiao Yao felt very heavy on his body, why is the quilt so heavy?Xiao Yao grabbed the quilt and wanted to lift it, but it was soft.

"Hmm~" A woman's voice came from next to her ear, Xiao Yao's eyes widened instantly, this voice?My meow?Why is there a woman lying on top of him?It felt like this woman was hugging herself like an octopus.

"Who the hell is this? Didn't get my permission? Where's my scouting glasses? I, Cao, won't be stolen by some bastard, right? Xiao Yao fumbled for a while, and finally fumbled for the scouting glasses while watching. Put it on, turn on detection, turn on night vision!
"Name: Ye Xinru

Race: human

Rating: 1
Combat power: 10
100 / 100 "

"Ye Xinru? Why is she here? I was drunk last night, and my head hurts. I don't remember what happened afterwards. I'm wearing clothes now, so it's impossible for me to have anything to do with Ye Xinru."

"This Ye Xinru, actually came to sleep with me?" Xiao Yao felt a little dizzy for a while, he was just trying to scare Ye Xinru, what should we do, what about that fat man Zhou Tao? ! !