doomsday phone system

"Robot army, you have a good brain circuit. Where can I get so many robots now? There are so many zombies in front of me. I might as well build a zombie army."

"You have a strange brain circuit. You are still a zombie army. Do you think you are a zombie lord, commanding hundreds of millions of zombie troops to follow your orders with your fingers?"

"Can't I be a summoner?"

"Why don't you become a mage? A forbidden curse full-screen instant monster? Do you think this is a game? This is the reality, the reality that there is no rebirth after death!"

"Didn't you come back again?" Xiao Yao wasn't sure if he could come back after death, so this time, he couldn't die, and Xiao Yao didn't dare to try, unless the system clearly reminded him that he could be reborn, otherwise, this time, he would When used only once in life.

"I really convinced you. Let's go back to the topic just now. The more you talk about it, the more aliens will come out."

"Oh, what were we talking about just now?"

"Talking about loyalty, I said, it's a person, so he doesn't have absolute loyalty."

"Then according to what you said, what should we do?"

"It's very simple, don't worry about their character, because there is a saying in the Tao Te Ching that the world is not benevolent and treats everything as a straw dog."

"What do you mean?"

"It means that God has no heart of benevolence and righteousness, and treats everything in the world as a dog."

"Fuck, are you sure this is what the Tao Te Ching says? God regards everything in the world as a dog?"

"Look at you, why don't you know how to be flexible? The real meaning of this sentence is that God treats all things in the world equally. He doesn't treat anyone well or badly, no matter you are a high-ranking official. Nobles, or country wild dogs, are treated equally."

"I don't agree with what you said. Then why can high-ranking officials and dignitaries enjoy fine clothes and fine food, while wild dogs in the country can only eat shit hungry? High-ranking officials and nobles can live a beautiful life, but wild dogs in the countryside can only live in poverty. Can’t even live a normal life? Why some animals can live for 1 years, while others can only live for one day, fair? Ninth class, some people are orphans soon after birth, and some people are destined to have power all over the world before they are born. How can this be fair? Is it fair? The grievances and good deeds in the previous life? But how can anyone remember the things in the previous life? Everyone only remembers this The ups and downs of this life, the things of the previous life, why should they be passed on to this life that has no memory of the previous life at all? What is the difference between this and passing on the grievances to someone who has nothing to do with it? Is this the so-called reincarnation? Is it fair? "

"Eh...Brother Xiao Yao, I just quoted an allusion." Zhou Tao just quoted an allusion that he didn't understand. He didn't expect to attract so many debates from Xiao Yao, and he didn't know what to say for a while.

"Actually, what you said is right. As long as you are a human being, you will have selfishness and no absolute loyalty, because he will have thoughts, will have his own ideas, will look at the situation, and will find shelter under a roof that is more beneficial to him. , I think it’s perfect, others choose to follow you, there are only a few reasons, follow you can live, you can have food, you can have resources, you can not be eaten by zombies, you can live better than now, if Without strength and resources, these people will definitely run away every minute, this is human nature."

"Xiao Yao, it seems that I won this time."

"Well, you won. You taught me a truth. Animals like humans do not have absolute loyalty."

"So, if you want to be open, it is precisely because everyone has selfishness that this group is wonderful, energetic, and life interesting."

"Yeah," Xiao Yao snatched a bottle of wine from Zhou Tao's side, and poured it straight down, "Gudonggudong!" I was thinking too well, and after Zhou Tao said this, I suddenly realized that I also wanted to get drunk. Fangxiu.

"Fuck, Xiao Yao, don't drink my wine!"

"Your wine? No, it's mine now. You've already had a bottle, so let me have a taste anyway."

"Drink less, you are a person who gets drunk on half a bottle of beer, I still expect you to show me."

"Don't worry, I know, I'm not that bad at drinking!"

"Don't just drink, eat some kelp. This is the kelp of sister Zhenxiang that you have been thinking about day and night. It also smells like rouge."

"Fuck, I don't want it. I hate the smell of rouge the most. Let's have a drink."

"Dry!"

……

"Sister Xinru, why are you back? How is it? Did you really tell the new survivor that you wanted to be his girlfriend?"

"Zixi, why did you come out?"

"Me? I...I..."

"Forget it, go back."

"Hey, Sister Xinru, aren't you? Didn't you go to meet the new survivor? Why, you look so bad? Did the newcomer bully you? Huh! I'll go find him! We Ye Xinru he Dare to bully, really blinded his dog eyes!"

"Zixi, don't make trouble, no one bullies me."

"Then why do you have such a bad face? By the way, aren't you going to be his girlfriend? What? Is it too embarrassing to speak? Forget it, why don't we go back, even if we starve to death, jump from here Go on, don't beg for mercy from those stinky men, Sister Xia Mo is my spiritual leader, I would rather be broken than broken!"

"Let's go back."

"Oh, sister Xinru, don't push me."

Ye Xinru and Li Zixi returned to the westernmost classroom dejectedly,

"Hey, isn't this Ye Daxiao's beauty, why did you come back in such a disgruntled manner? Could it be that we, Ye Daxiao, are shy and embarrassed to say that we are someone else's female companion?"

"If Ye Xiaohua is embarrassed to say it, sister, I am willing to be a matchmaker for you and match you up."

"Look at Senior Colonel Ye's face, she must have been driven back by others."

"Tsk tsk tsk, look at the dirty clothes and the gray face. If I were a man, I would drive her out. Those who don't know think she is a beggar."

"That's right, the beggars are better than her, and the beggars know how to beg for mercy. This Ye Daxiaohua, who is used to living a life of rich clothes and fine food, probably didn't adjust her position at all, and even regarded herself as some kind of schoolgirl. "

"I thought it was the past. The whole world revolves around you. Now it's the end. No matter how beautiful a woman is, she has no food and survival is more useful."

"A wild girl follower, a ruthless high school belle, the two of you are really a perfect match, oh, let's not talk about it, big brother is still waiting for me, maybe he has already waited." Zhen Xiang packed up her makeup tools, Get up and leave the classroom.

"Sister Xinru, should we move to another classroom? I'm here every day, I'm going to be sick to death."

"Where can we move to other classrooms? There is no room for us on this third floor. We are too different, so different that almost everyone resents us. When all the girls are being someone else's girl partner, if we don't, we're sinners."

"Sister Xinru, I feel so helpless, I really want to leave this ghostly place."

"Actually, the new survivor agreed to me as his girlfriend."

"What? Sister Xinru! Did you really...really say it?"

"Well, I did say it, but..."

"But what?"

"However, that boy is too much, he actually... He actually asked me to pack up and warm his bed right now!"

"Ah, how can this be done, sister Xinru, you are the school belle, you can't do this kind of thing."

"What's the use of being a school belle? It can't be exchanged for food, it can't be exchanged for a chance to survive, and even, the school belle's name has become the laughing stock of most people at this time. Don't you think I'm already isolated now? "

"Sister Xinru, no matter how others treat you, I will always stand by your side."

"Thank you, sister Zixi, I've decided, I'll warm his bed tonight."

"Sister Xinru, are you crazy?"

"I'm not crazy. To be a female companion requires this kind of awareness. The original idea of ​​just being a female companion seems to be in vain. Xiao Yao is the one who doesn't see rabbits and doesn't scatter eagles. Of course, it's also possible. He was testing me."

"Sister Xinru, you can't take risks. What if he is not a temptation, but really wants you to sleep in bed."

"One has to learn to grow."

"But."

"I've made up my mind, Zixi, I won't be with you tonight, you stay safe by yourself."

"Sister Xinru!"

"Don't talk about it, that's it. I didn't bring you mineral water tonight. I'm really sorry. I thought I could ask for a bottle with the face of my school flower. I was naive. I didn't expect my face to be worthless now." Yes, tomorrow, tomorrow I will definitely bring you mineral water, wait for me!"

"Sister Xinru!" Zixi watched Xinru walk out of the classroom quickly, tears welling up.