The chat group is full of world leaders

The group was quiet for a while, Qin Yi was a little flustered, he felt his head was a mess now.

Immortal, a word that originally only appeared in fantasy novels, movies, and TV dramas, is now only a screen away from me.

Suddenly, another news appeared in the group.

[Group Leader] Jade Emperor: Since the Queen Mother has said so, then let this mortal stay.

Qin Yi was so excited that he was able to stay in this group of gods!

Mortal Qin Yi: Thank you Jade Emperor, I will never talk about you being beaten by a monkey again!

[Group leader] Jade Emperor: @太上老君, bring me the Nine Dragon Sword, I'm going to chop this thing up!
[Administrator] Taishang Laojun: Jade Emperor, after all, Qin Yi is a mortal, and now he has joined our celestial fairy group, how should we define his identity?
Taibai Jinxing: This is really a difficult problem. You can give him immortal status. After all, he is a mortal, which is not appropriate, but how should we call this kid in the future?Do you just call him a mortal?
Qin Yi didn't dare to speak, and quietly followed the group news.

At this time, the queen mother had an idea.

[Deputy group leader] Queen Mother: How about Jade Emperor, the mortal Qin Yi strayed into my group of celestial beings to communicate with the celestial world and the human world, so I named him an angel-reacher, he could be regarded as a correspondent sent by my celestial world to connect the two worlds.

Next, a group of sycophants went online!

Taibai Jinxing: The queen mother is wise!
Chang'e: The queen mother is wise!
Yang Jian: The queen mother is wise!
……

Qin Yi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Apostle of Angels? This name sounds so realistic!!!"

[Group Leader] Jade Emperor: Alright, follow the advice of the Queen Mother. @仙人Qin Yi, do you have any objections?
Mortal Qin Yi: No, no, thank you Queen Mother for giving me the name (smiling emoji package)

"The mortal Qin Yi changed his nickname to Angel Tong"

Qin Yi saw that his group business card had become an angel.

[Group leader] Jade Emperor: Alright, I'm going to go for a walk with the Queen Mother, let's chat.

Then all the gods online sent "Respectfully send off the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother", and Qin Yi also sent a sentence.

Immediately afterwards, the group became lively again:

Zhang Guolao: [Notice of Missing Person] My immortal's donkey was lost in the area of ​​Jinsha River yesterday, please contact me as soon as possible if you see it.

Mo Lihong: Due to urgent matters at home, [-]% of the new jasper pipa is eager to sell, the price is private chat, if you are the one!

Heavenly King Tota: Does anyone have the registration form for the training class of fairy arts for teenagers? My third child's academic performance has plummeted recently, please plant grass!

Nezha: Father, can you give me some free space!

Tota Heavenly King: Bastard, your fate is up to me, not up to you!
Giant Spirit God: Nantianmen is recruiting a guard, five insurances and one housing fund, holidays and double holidays, and a year-end reward of a Jade Crystal Pill!

……

Qin Yi's phone screen was quickly overwhelmed by the messy news of these gods.

"My God, these unscrupulous guys are actually real gods?!!"

No matter how unbelievable it is, the truth is in front of us.

As a master of angels, human beings are not human beings, immortals or immortals, Qin Yi didn't dare to talk about it, and just for a while, everyone seemed to have forgotten him.

After all, they are not in the same circle.

"[Administrator] Taishang Laojun initiated a ban on all staff!"

The group suddenly fell silent.

[Administrator] Taishang Laojun@All Members, everyone, how many times have I said this, this is a friendly communication group that emphasizes civilization and fosters a new style of communication. Don't spread small advertisements and worthless information in the group.

@张果老, your donkey and my cow are having sex, hurry up and take it away!

@魔仪红, don’t buy your broken pipa, go home and play cotton!

@胡塔天王, you can't force things to learn, cram schools will kill children's nature!
……

After Taishang Laojun Aite replied one by one, he lifted the ban on all members.

The group has indeed quieted down. It can be seen that the Taishang Laojun has a high status in the fairy group, otherwise he would not take the position of administrator.

God of Wealth: Where are you all?

The appearance of the God of Wealth suddenly brought the group back to life!

Chang'e: Brother God of Wealth, you are finally online, my rabbit's food expenses depend on your red envelopes until the end of the month!
Clairvoyance: Great God of Wealth, hurry up and give out red envelopes, Shunfenger and I have to go to restaurants after work!

Fighting God and Buddha: Old man, hurry up and give out red envelopes, my old grandson will go to Guanyin with my master later, I have to make some decent door-to-door gifts...

Under the expectation of the immortals, the God of Wealth spoke.

God of Wealth: Alright, then I am going to give out red envelopes. If you miss this village, there will be no shop here!
Qin Yi became excited all of a sudden, put two thumbs on the screen, ready to fight.

At this time, the door of the dormitory opened, and a fat man walked in. He was Qin Yi's roommate and buddy Liu Zhuang.

"Brother Yi, what are you doing, looking at your phone so preoccupied?"

"Grab the red envelope!"

"Red envelope, what group of red envelopes, bring me one!"

"Among the fairies, the God of Wealth sends out a rain of red envelopes!"

"..."

Liu Zhuang rolled his eyes, looked at Qin Yi's back, and sighed, "Oh~ my good brother, I'll take you to see a psychiatrist when I collect enough money!"

Qin Yi was fully concentrating at this moment, and in the next second, the rain of red envelopes started!
"I'll do it, I'll do it..."

Qin Yi frantically clicked at the screen!
Taibai Jinxing gets 20 merit points

The Barefoot Immortal gets 12 merit points

Chang'e gets 0.5 merit points

Yang Jian got 132 merit points

Zhinu gets 6 merit points

……

Qin Yi was sweating profusely. He robbed for a long time, but he still didn't get it.

However, persistence is victory, and Qin Huai finally ordered a red envelope!
Celestial Angel gets 5 merit points

"Yes!"

Qin Huai jumped up excitedly, but quickly calmed down, because he had no idea what merit points were for!
"The group of red envelopes has been collected, Huode Xingjun has become the king of luck."

All the gods in the group asked Huode Xingjun one after another, because the tradition of the group is that the king of luck will send another red envelope to add to the fun.

Huode Xingjun: Sending red envelopes is okay, but who can come to the toilet at the east foot of Wangmuchi and give me some paper, my legs are numb! (crying emoticon package)

The group became quiet again, and all the gods seemed to be busy with their own affairs.

Qin Yi just arrived here, and felt that building a good relationship with the gods is the most important thing, so he quit the group chat and clicked to enter the "Private Friends" interface.

Sure enough, the private friend interface was empty, and there were only three friend columns.

This means that at Qin Yi's current level, he can only add three friends.

Without hesitation, Qin Yi entered Huode Xingjun in the search bar.

Click to apply for a friend, Qin Yi entered a greeting: Hello, I am a new messenger, please give me your advice.

"Ding!"

Soon, the screen displayed "You and Huode Xingjun have become friends, let's start chatting".

Qin Yi started typing.

Angelist: Hello Xianjun (smiling emoticon package)

Huode Xingjun: What’s so good, I’m still trapped in the toilet, and no one came to deliver paper to me (crying emoji three times in a row)
Angelist: Well, I can send paper to Xianjun.

Huode Xingjun: Good brother, thank you Benxian!
Qin Yi scratched his head, took the toilet paper next to the bed in his hand, and continued typing.

Angelist: But I am a mortal, I am in the mortal world, how can I send you to heaven?
Mr. Huodexing: Stupid, you click on the plus sign in the upper right corner of our dialog box, and then scan it to send it to me!

Qin Yi felt novelty, so he clicked on the plus sign in the upper right corner of the dialog box.

Sure enough, the scan function is turned on.

Qin Yi pointed the camera at the toilet paper in his hand.

"Whoosh~"

The toilet paper suddenly turned into a golden light and poured into the phone.

And the interface of the mobile phone also automatically jumps back to the dialog box with Mr. Huode Xing.

"Huode Xingjun successfully received a roll of [Qingfeng toilet paper]"

Qin Yi stared at the screen, dumbfounded.

After a while, a message notification sounded.

Huode Xingjun: Little brother, thank you, I finally came out of the toilet! (Three consecutive cool emoticons)

Celestial Angel: Do you still have the habit of using the toilet paper in the mortal world?
Huode Xingjun: It’s so comfortable, soft and silky, the problem is that it doesn’t pierce the buttocks, very good, very good!
Messenger: (smiling emoticon package)

Huode Xingjun: Angel, I am a righteous official, today you saved me in the latrine, so I should give you a gift of thanks!
Angelist: It's a small matter, nothing to worry about, it's my honor to be able to help Xianjun.

Although Qin Yi typed so politely, he was very happy.

Huode Xingjun: There are countless rare treasures in the Immortal Monarch's house, but you have no immortality and cultivation, so it is useless to send you.How about this, I will give you a Body Tempering Pill, which should help your life in the mortal world.

In the next second, "Mr. Huode Xing sent you a piece of [Quenching Body Pill], please accept it."