The chat group is full of world leaders

Qin Yi returned to the dormitory with a lonely expression.

There was a thunderstorm outside the window, exactly the same as his terrible mood.

Just now, Qin Yi was dumped by his girlfriend Song Feifei, and got into a rich second-generation Audi.

Sitting on the bed in the dormitory, Qin Yi took out his mobile phone with a broken screen.This is an IPHone6s, which he bought as a birthday present for Song Feifei when he worked odd jobs for a month and saved up money.

Just 15 minutes ago, in the coffee shop outside the school, Song Feifei dropped the phone on the ground, took out the limited edition IPHone11 gifted by the rich second generation, and dangled it in front of Qin Yi.

"IPHone6s? What rubbish phone, how many years ago! Also, look at my bag, Chanel's summer new style, can you buy it for me? Qin Yi, we are not suitable, you are not good enough for me." Song Feifei's words kept echoing in Qin Yi's mind.

It never occurred to Qin Yi that his girlfriend, whom he had been dating for three years, would get involved with a bald man with a big belly for money.

"If you want to live a decent life, you have to have some green on your head..." Qin Yi laughed at himself, opened the window, and was about to throw the iPhone6s out.

Because what was thrown out was not only the mobile phone, but also the memories of three years between him and that gold digger.

But when the window was opened, a bolt of lightning fell from the sky and poured into the iPhone 6S with a broken screen!
"Fuck Nima!"

Qin Yi was so frightened that he lost his mind and dropped the phone at his feet.

That's right, the phone in Qin Yi's hand was struck by lightning just now!

But Qin Yi was unharmed!
Qin Yi calmed down and picked up the phone on the ground.

"I wipe!"

Qin Yi was shocked, because for some reason, the originally broken screen of the phone healed itself and became brand new.

Immediately afterwards, the screen of the phone suddenly lit up and turned on automatically!
Qin Yi stared at the phone screen in a daze.

When the main interface was displayed on the screen, Qin Yi was stunned!

I saw on the screen, the background was white clouds floating, and in the white clouds was a majestic Golden Gate!

On the door plaque, there are three large characters written - Nantianmen!
"What the hell? IPHone is also running an oriental mythology-themed system?!"

Soon the loading bar under the interface was read, and five software appeared on the phone screen:

Celestial Fairy
personal friend
Heaven mission
personal warehouse
Treasure Loft
Qin Yi was stunned, and he clicked on the first software "Heavenly Fairies".

After entering the group chat, the interface is the same as the social software in the world.

But the chat content in the group left Qin Yi dumbfounded!
Yang Jian: I just came back from the Demon Realm, killed two monsters, and received two thousand merit points!
Nezha: My fate is up to me, whether it is a demon or a fairy, I have to say it myself!
"Nezha withdrew a message"

Nezha: Sorry for posting to the wrong group, I was chatting privately with Ao Bing just now (blush emoticon package)

Chang'e: Brother Yang Jian is great, he has earned so much, can you buy some snacks for my jade rabbit, such as Tianyun grass!
Yang Jian: It’s easy to say, easy to say

Barefoot Immortal: How about Lu Dongbin and Taibai Jinxing, why don’t they give out red envelopes recently, I’m so poor that I pick my feet~
Giant Spirit God: Damn, Nine Heavens Profound Girl rejected my confession!

Zhinu: Nonsense, you look so lonely~

Lord Huodexing: Everyone, excuse me, I am in the latrine at the east foot of Wangmuchi, who will bring me some toilet paper...

The corner of Qin Yi's mouth was twitching. From such a nonsensical conversation, he felt that this was a prank by the mobile phone developer!

But the group notification sounded again.

Taibai Jinxing: Cough cough, Lu Dongbin was bitten by the Xiaotian dog yesterday, let me give out red envelopes on his behalf today, very happy.

Yang Jian: I am the one who teaches my son without a way

Taibai Jinxing: Not much to say, I'm going to give out red envelopes!

Qin Yi suddenly cheered up. Although he thought it was a prank by the developer, when he heard the red envelope, his human nature was fully revealed!
In the next second, a rain of red envelopes appeared on the screen!

Qin Yi frantically tapped the screen with two thumbs, but the speed of the rain of red envelopes was so fast that he always missed!
And the screen showed that many gods had already received red envelopes.

Chang'e: I won the Phoenix Cloud Sleeve T-shirt, and I finally have new clothes to wear!

Barefoot Daxian: Damn it, I won a pair of cloth shoes of the same style as the Rolling Blind General, what the hell am I doing with these broken shoes!
Yang Jian: Well, mine is Body Tempering Dog Food, which can increase the cultivation base of my Xiaotian Dog by 1000 years, which is not bad...

Seeing that everyone had grabbed the red envelopes, Qin Yi felt a little reconciled, and continued to frantically click on the rain of red envelopes on the screen.

And at this time, Lei Gong suddenly erupted!

Lei Gong: No, no, just now my lightning strike was in the wrong place, and I accidentally pulled a mortal into our group of immortals!
Immediately afterwards, the group leader appeared! ! !
[Group leader] Jade Emperor: Lei Gong, how do you act carelessly?If you don't meet the standards in this month's performance appraisal, you can resign and let Lei Zhenzi take your place!
Lei Gong: Calm down the Jade Emperor, I will kick that person out of the group!

As soon as Lei Gong finished saying this, Qin Yi grabbed the red envelope!
A message was displayed in the group: mortal Qin Yi snatched the red envelope, got the fortune-gathering pill, and became the king of luck.

For a moment, the whole group was silent!

Qin Yi was also stunned, but he didn't pay much attention to it, thinking that this phone was just a spoof by the developer.

Lei Gong: @仙人Qin Yi, so you are a mortal who was dragged in by me by mistake!

Ordinary Qin Yi: Hahaha, your system is quite evil, everyone is playing with the Lord of Thunder, Lightning and Mother of Dragons. ! (sneer emoticon package)
[Group leader] Jade Emperor: Bold, you are an ordinary person, dare to openly challenge the majesty of my heaven, don't you take me seriously? !
Qin Yi: Er... the Jade Emperor, right? I know, I know... You were beaten by a monkey! (Nostril picking emoji package)

[Group leader] Jade Emperor: Daring Qin Yi, you dare to insult me, believe it or not, I will ask Hades to cross your name from the book of life and death!

Qin Yi: You were beaten by a monkey (nostril picking emoji package)

[Group leader] Jade Emperor: Hey, I have a bad temper!

Chang'e: Jade Emperor calm down, this mortal was accidentally pulled in by Lei Gong, so he doesn't believe that you are the Jade Emperor, so he didn't really offend you.

Yang Jian: I think what Fairy Chang'e said is right. If I replace this kid with me, I probably don't believe that there are real gods in this group.

The corner of Qin Yi's mouth twitched, and he thought, "Wori, you are a system that still plays such serious pranks, you are really drunk!"

[Group leader] Jade Emperor: What the loves said is very true. He is an ordinary person, and it is normal not to believe it... Lei Gong, prove to this person whether we are immortals or not!
Qin Yi: Hehe, how do you prove it?Do I need to recharge 998 and then sign in for the event?I am really convinced by your MLM software, are they all boring? !

"Boom!"

In the next second, a bolt of blue thunder fell from the sky, passed through the window, and struck Qin Yi's heel!

Qin Yi was startled, and fell directly to the ground, and then several consecutive lightning bolts rushed into the window, giving the trembling Qin Yi a body stroke!
"I'm tired of my mother, this can't really be a group of gods!"

Qin Yi turned pale, and immediately picked up the phone.

Lei Gong: Ordinary man, are you trustworthy now?
Qin Yi forcibly suppressed the panic and excitement in his heart, and tapped the keyboard with trembling fingers.

Mortal Qin Yi: @[Group Master] Jade Emperor, Jade Emperor, I was wrong, but I really didn't mean to offend!I'm just an ordinary person. It's really hard to believe this kind of thing! (kneeling expression pack)
[Group leader] Jade Emperor: Forget it, I am the Ninety-five Lord of Heaven, and I will not argue with you, a mortal... Taishang Laojun, kick him out of the group.

[Administrator] Taishang Laojun: Wait a minute, Jade Emperor!Just now, I have been divining the stars, deducing the sun and the moon, and found that this mortal accidentally entered the group by chance, which is a sign of great auspiciousness, so I ask the Jade Emperor to think twice.

All of a sudden, the group exploded!

Tota Li Tianwang: My God, the last time we had a sign of great prosperity in the heavens was 1000 million years ago, when Sun Dasheng was crushed on Wuzhi Mountain!
Fighting against the Buddha: Lao Li, can you not mention the events of the past, my old grandson has changed his ways and returned to the right now, okay?

Chang'e: An auspicious sign?It's been a long time...

Barefoot Immortal: My athlete's foot was healed last time with the auspicious omen.

Under the divergent opinions, the Jade Emperor hesitated.

[Group leader] Jade Emperor: Grand Master, is what you said true?You won't get old, and divination will degenerate, right? ! (wiping sweat emoji package)
[Administrator] Taishang Laojun: Doesn't the Jade Emperor believe in the professional ability of this humble minister?

[Group leader] Jade Emperor: Queen Mother, what do you think?
Queen Mother: Jade Emperor, Taishang Laojun can’t make mistakes, and this is the first time in the 8000 million years since we created the group, we were mistakenly entered by a mortal. I think this is indeed a relationship between fate and cause and effect.