The strongest funny system

"Beep beep!"

The waiter whistled and shouted: "The competition is over, today is really an eye-opener for me, this student won No.1 again!"

"Asshole, it's really useless, I won't come out with you again." Hearing the waiter's words, looking at the empty cup in front of Ouhe, countless girlfriends were beating their men.

In fact, when they were drinking water, they had already paid attention to Ouhe's side, because the other party was No.1 in the previous round, so they cared a lot.

It's okay if you don't look at it, the more you look at it, the angrier you get.

I held the cup for more than ten seconds, and their boyfriends still "didn't see it". For the prize, they drank water on their own and pushed the cup to urge them to hurry up.

People are more mad than people!
At this time, Ouhe's not tall body, in this coffee shop, has become a fragrant bun in the eyes of all the girls!
A man is strong and always has an inexplicable charm.

What's more, this student has a special temperament, and his casual appearance is deeply fascinated by women.

At this time, he was leaning against the bar counter, as free and easy as the returning general of ever victorious, ignoring all sentient beings and looking down on all things.

Zhang Jinhua's big eyes twinkled, beautiful pupils seemed to be imprinted with stars, staring straight at him, only felt that he had fallen into a magic barrier before, and unexpectedly missed such a magical man.

She didn't drink a drop of water and was perfectly protected by him.

What women want is to be pampered by a man?

Plop plop.

Her heart was beating fast.

"Okay, thank you all for your support. I don't have any objections. I'll give the grand prize to this brave student brother?"

"Clap clap clap."

Countless applause rang out, and there was no suspense, and Ouhe won the prize from the coffee shop.

"What is it?" He asked while holding the delicately wrapped paper letter in his hand.

"It's a voucher for our invincible river view suite in the Sea God Building. Tonight... the two of you can enjoy this charming night."

"Hahaha!"

The waiter laughed.

Ouhe and Zhang Jinhua looked at each other with embarrassment.

At this moment, the two left the coffee shop and walked down the street in a trance. They didn't look like a couple at all, not even friends.

Ouhe wanted to lose the house voucher, but the system immediately gave him another task.

Today, Ouhe earned 5000 fancy points.

In a good mood, just a little embarrassed.

"Here's this for you, it's useless for me to keep it." Ouhe handed her the house voucher.

Zhang Jinhua didn't know what to do, it was useless for her to keep this thing.

Ever since she knew Ouhe's difficulties, her heart was always restless, and she didn't dare to shout and kill in front of him, as if she had changed herself.

She was at a loss, and Ouhe was even more disturbed.

He is not used to this kind of opponent.

"You should still get along with me as before, it's so weird." Ou He straightened his temper and said what he had to say.

He saw that Zhang Jinhua still didn't respond after he finished speaking, so he accepted the system's task again: ask her to open a room.

"Should we go open a room tonight? I have never lived in the Sea God Building."

"Screw you."

Ouhe saw the long-lost blue panties again.

With an "ah", he was kicked by Zhang Jinhua and flew two meters away, and saw the scenery under her skirt: "Indigo blue..."

"Asshole." Zhang Jinhua cursed secretly, clutching the house ticket tightly, and left the scene.

Halfway through the walk, the corners of her mouth suddenly curled up, and she looked back at Ouhe.

"I won't let you go. Didn't you want to shoot me? Didn't you want me to go back to the way I was before? You've been hiding it from me for so long, and I've made a note of it, Ouhe, let's wait and see."

"Ding dong."

"The task of opening the room failed."

Ouhe watched her leaving back, not caring what the system said at all.

Because in his heart, Zhang Jinhua has indeed changed back.

It's just that Zhang Jinhua, who has transformed this time, is a little less indifferent and more human.

Very charming, like a small chrysanthemum just about to bloom.

Waiting for him to pick—no, waiting for him to water the flowers.

Ha ha.

Ouhe smiled and walked towards Dongyun University.

At this time, in the evening, he habitually squatted here again. In the past few days, whenever he was free, he would come back here to wait for Xiaoke, but he didn't believe that he couldn't wait for this girl.

No one can stop him from looking for Mu Xiaotu, including Zhang Jinhua.

The two played for an afternoon, and their relationship became much better.

However, what he likes is Mu Xiaotu, so he can only wrong her...

Ou River swelled.

He didn't want to admit it, but he knew in his heart that a girl like Zhang Jinhua would not easily like someone.

Unless you can completely conquer her.

But to conquer an iceberg policewoman, Ouhe can't do it, and he doesn't have the leisure to do it.

He will only conquer Mu Xiaotu alone!
"Don't wait, she's not here."

Suddenly, the sound of a yellow warbler coming out of the valley sounded behind him.

Ouhe trembled suddenly and fell from the stone pier, the majesty of the second-level grand master was gone.

He looked back at the goddess covering the entire sky, his body trembling.

"Su, Su Ling!!"

"It's me, I'm fine, why such a big reaction, did you see a ghost?" Su Ling looked at him with a sneer.

"Ghost!"

Ouhe ran away in a hurry.

It's also because he didn't defend himself, otherwise he would have run away long ago.

Blame it on him for being too fascinated by the school girl, otherwise he wouldn't be approached by Su Ling.

In the past few days, he saw her every day, but he avoided her, but today he was too worried, forgot to pay attention, and was caught.

The grievances between the two are not trivial, he cheated the girl into a whole flower boat, and the other party still hasn't settled with him.

a long long time ago…

The two played dice on WeChat, and Ouhe won the other side.

Originally, Su Ling was willing to gamble and admit defeat, but later Xu Cong told her about Ouhe's cheating.

Thus, Ouhe ushered in a life of escape for a long time.

But the strange thing is that Su Ling didn't want to go back to the flower boat either. In her words, this boat lived with a smelly man, and she wanted to sink to the bottom of the river.

Ouhe refused, so he made an IOU with her and owed her 300 million.

This is not bad, Su Ling saw that he was poor, so he gave him a discounted price.

The market price of her flower boat is at least 500 million.

It's cheap Ouhe.

So Su Ling...

In Ouhe's heart, he is a creditor.

He still owes the other party 300W.

Now...where can he get 300W for her?

If he had money, he would have gone to Qingyun Community to buy a house.

The Heiqiao project brought him a little profit, but he refused to take Wu Chaoting's. He only said that he would ask for some dividends after the reconstruction was successful, because Wu Chaoting bought the Heiqiao back with his own hands.

Ouhe didn't know how much money he had after Heiqiao got it right, he only knew that he had to avoid Su Ling.

"Ouhe, if you run away again, I will make you pay back the money immediately!"

So Ouhe dared not run away.

He obediently stayed where he was, watching Su Ling walking towards him.

"You bastard, you cheated me with cheats, do you feel ashamed? Do you keep avoiding me? Are you going to hide for the rest of your life?"

"I won't hide until you ask me to pay back the money." Ouhe said angrily.

"You poor beep, where do you get the money to pay me back? Do I owe you millions?" Su Ling, a goddess-level beauty, speaks dirty, beeping, as if she was wearing a whistle.

"Then what do you want?"