The strongest funny system

To be honest, he wasn't pretending to beep, but he was naturally afraid of the big beauty next to him.

He has been abused by her for two years, and he doesn't even dare to approach her half a meter, how dare he let her sit on his lap?
But why is this woman so strange today? Wasn't she very aggressive in the past?Why is it so quiet today?
Is there such a thing as sitting on my lap?
Is she up to some conspiracy?

Is it because she has chili on her ass, trying to kill me?
"grab."

While Ouhe was thinking wildly, the game started.

Then he instinctively turned into a bolt of lightning, grabbing a seat in an instant.

He is No.1.

"You have to sit on your partner to count points. Beauty, what are you waiting for?" Seeing Zhang Jinhua's hesitation, the waiter winked at Ouhe and urged her.

"..." At this moment, Ouhe just wanted to strangle the waiter to death, if he had known earlier, he would not have saved him.

Zhang Jinhua's ass...

Ou He couldn't help but set his eyes on her buttocks.

She was wearing a police uniform skirt, her perfect curve was not flat like other women, but extremely upright!
And... round and plump, big but not fat, just right.

Ouhe is not Liu Xiahui, if Zhang Jinhua sits on his lap, he will be in a mess.

He still has to go to block Xiaoke later, he still has to look for Mu Xiaotu, how could he do such a thing!
"Get more seats, the higher the score, the more fancy points you will be rewarded with. Now I will start a phased task for you." The system's laughing voice came, clearly to tease him Ouhe.

"Damn it." Ouhe heard that the more points it said, the closer it was to Mu Xiaotu, so he couldn't help shouting at Zhang Jinhua who was hesitant, "Hurry up, it's just a game."

At this time, the couples who grabbed the seats had already "stacked" together, only Ouhe was empty.

It looked like he was quite pitiful.

Zhang Jinhua felt that he was lonely like this, and finally suppressed the shyness in his heart, and sat on Ouhe's lap under the jealous eyes of countless men.

"OK, the first round is over, because No.1 performed well, so two more points were added, everyone will continue to work hard."

One has two.

I sat down the first time, and there is nothing shy about the second time.

Just like before, the waiter just called out the word "grab", and Ouhe was the first to sit down again.

This situation made those girls who didn't get what they wanted to do stare at Ouhe and their useless boyfriend.

These smelly and shameless people still want to stare at other people's girlfriends?You don't look in the mirror yourself, and you are the number one every time, so why don't you show me one?

If you can't get the first one, what qualifications do you have to get the police flower.

Inexplicably, seeing the jealous eyes of other girls, Zhang Jinhua was a little excited.

Looking at Ouhe...she actually blushed again.

Her boyfriend is so powerful and capable, and she feels honored as a "girlfriend".

puff.

Another butt lightly sat on the man's lap.

I can feel the firmness of his thigh muscles. Just now, these legs kicked the criminal away, right?
It was indeed full of explosive power.

"Yup…"

Ou He also said to himself in his heart that Zhang Jinhua, this pretty little butt, also felt full of explosive power.

His heart couldn't help thinking in a certain direction.

then,

"Stop playing, I'm leaving!"

Ouhe wanted to run, but was stopped by the waiter and also by the system.

"Don't go, this game is temporarily over, let's play other things."

"Accept his mission and reward 500 fancy points."

Today, there are a lot of fancy points, but Ouhe still stays, but at this time he is bent over, very weird.

The man understands and looks at him with a smile.

It seems that they are new couples, otherwise, why did they just contact each other, haha.

At the same time, they looked at the policewoman Hua, and their hearts jumped.

Even if they are just dating, if the other party is such a beautiful woman, they may not be better than Ou He.

"..." Zhang Jinhua was still glamorous, but her face was a little red. As the person involved, she certainly felt it.

This thing is not only familiar, but even saw it with my own eyes two years ago.

Thinking of this, Zhang Jinhua thought he would be angry, but the matter passed miraculously like this.

She didn't think it was a problem.

Maybe it's because she got over her inner demons, and it's not necessarily true that she accepted Ouhe.

After the small game just now, she got to know each other better.

It feels safe to go out with him.

Because everyone's boyfriend is not as good as her "boyfriend".

The second round of the competition is... drink water!
That's right, it's that simple, couples drink water together, and the one who drinks the most wins.

It's not like drinking, but drinking water. This coffee shop is also taking great pains to be fair.

Because drinking... some are alcoholics, some just drink a glass, which is obviously not fair.

Drinking water is easy, no one can cheat, even a person with a small stomach can drink a lot of glasses, and it is good for the body.

"Everyone on their seats, the competition will start soon, couples, please work hard, this is the last game, if you win, you will get a beautiful gift from our store."

"Ding dong." At this time, the system task was also issued, "Help her drink, drink it vigorously, let her see your courage as a man, after completion, reward 700 fancy points."

"That's a lot of nonsense." Ouhe shook his head, looking at the beautiful and glamorous woman beside him, and then at the other couples who were ready to go, he felt that he couldn't lose face.

Otherwise, his second-level grand master would be useless.

Because of his powerful martial arts, any competition held in this cafe will be beneficial to Ouhe.

Because he can use qigong to force out water vapor and let them evaporate in the air instantly.

This point, a first-level grand master can do it, let alone him.

"start!"

With the waiter shouting loudly, the game started.

Gulu Gulu, there was the sound of drinking water and cheers from the audience.

This was originally a business circle, so there were a lot of customers. This high-end place welcomed countless handsome men and women.

At the beginning of the game, Zhang Jinhua was very decisive, because his thighs were sitting, and it was still okay to drink a few glasses of water.

But when she proudly picked up the cup and put it to her mouth, a big hand stretched out, snatched the cup from her hand, poured it down with a grunt, and attracted countless applause from the audience.

Looking at the side, both men and women are drinking desperately, but Ouhe is the only one who is doing it alone, but he is the only one who does not let his own woman drink more.

This is a real man!
Zhang Jinhua was stunned, looking at the passionate man drinking boiled water, he just felt that a soft spot in his heart was stabbed by a sword, and fell into a certain magical river.

Love the river?

certainly not!
She stubbornly picked up another cup, but Ou He snatched it away.

This man seemed to be indefatigable, opened and closed, and drank up the thirty glasses of boiled water on the stage in twos and threes!