The strongest funny system

No matter how high the top of Wang Daming's post is, one day it will still be brushed down by Ouhe's product consultation.

Now every day, students leave messages below, saying what products they need, and then Ouhe swipes his phone to reply to them, asking them to come to their class to find him at a certain time.

At this time, Ouhe's reputation in the school was second to none.

For some special reasons, he waived fees for many poor students and gave them free merchandise. In this way, he has more die-hard fans.

This is a win-win situation.

Because sometimes it is the task of the system to ask Ouhe to give the "toilet seat" to the other party.

After all, buying goods every day also requires a bit of fancy, he can't supply everything forever, this is something that can only be done on the premise of points.

Although it's a gift, Ouhe also likes it, and the system won't let him give it to a bad student.

Although there are many fancy point rewards for sending bad students, Ouhe refuses to do it.

"I, I want..." The girl looked around vigilantly, mumbled for a long time, and then whispered: "I want a box of beep pregnancy pills."

"Yeah." Ouhe was stunned, but still nodded, rubbing his hands under the table, pretending to be busy and asking: "What brand do you need?"

"Is there still a brand?" The girl looked confused.

"Heh," Ouhe smiled, without trying to expose her, just took out a box of Yuting to her.

This is someone else's private matter, and he has no control over it.

"how much is it?"

"I'll charge you 30." The school sells pregnancy pills, and there is no one else except Ouhe...

In fact, it's not surprising at all. He even sold a copy of death insurance these days, and he doesn't know how the system helped him get the business.

The only thing left is the Spirit Bone Pagoda. If there is a demand, he will open up a new business opportunity.

But I still hope that fewer people will buy this thing.

"Here." After the girl gave the money, she took the pregnancy pill in front of Ouhe.

"Uh..." Ouhe stared at her blankly, he didn't expect the girl to be so timid but so wild.

"That's enough, right?" The girl found Ouhe staring at her, and asked suddenly.

"Oh, it should work, right?" Ouhe didn't understand it very well, but he probably knew it, and said in a somewhat matter-of-fact way: "Take care of yourself, it's not good for girls to eat this."

"Why." The girl asked innocently.

"Ask your boyfriend." Ouhe was very annoyed by this, it was always a bad thing to let his own woman take pregnancy pills.

"I don't have a boyfriend." The girl's face was gloomy.

"Why do you eat this without a boyfriend?"

"It's pregnant."

"Without a boyfriend, how can you prevent pregnancy."

"Do you need a boyfriend to get pregnant?"

"Then why are you buying this?" Ou Heqi asked.

"I'm afraid of being raped." The girl paused for a long time, then said shyly.

Pfft!
Ou He fell off the chair directly.

After a long time, he sat down with the support of the girl, and looked at her angrily and with a smile: "Then you don't want to eat now, do you know that you will be strengthened later?"

"Ah?" The girl was full of ignorance, "Isn't it okay if I eat it now? If I get strong, I can get pregnant, right?"

"I'll go..." Ouhe was 1 speechless, sister, you think this is a magic shield, which can be placed on your body to protect you for the rest of your life, but it won't work in a few days!
"Let me tell you so."

With all his heart, Ouhe began to give this college girl a physiology course.

Finally, he added a sentence in the girl's suddenly enlightened expression.

He said this while looking at her thick waist, "Actually, you don't have to worry too much, you are safe."

"Uh??"

The girl was stunned for a moment, then burst into tears, gave Ouhe a resentful look, and ran away sadly.

Regarding this point, she is not stupid, she can even hear such cryptic words.

The earth shook and the mountains shook, and it took a long time to calm down.

I don't know how fat this girl is, which caused such a sensation.

However, no matter how shocked she was, Ouhe was not as shocked by her ignorance just now.

It's... so fucking cute.

"Well, it's almost time, I have an appointment with the next customer."

Ouhe smiled and started exchanging goods, stuffed them all into the table, and called them to come and trade one by one in the post.

Easy, 1320 yuan into the bag in one afternoon.

After school in the afternoon, Ouhe bought some fruit and went to visit Lu Xiaoli in the hospital.

Mother Lu looked at him and cried with emotion.

Ouhe is very strange.

After asking for a long time, Lu's mother said to him, "Your family is so poor, you still miss Xiaoli so much, and you bring so much food every time you come, I, auntie, I feel sorry..."

Ouhe left the hospital.

He won't be here anytime soon.

At least not before tomorrow!
I'm so pissed off.

Then, he remitted the money he earned today, as well as what he had saved before, to Lu's mother's account.

This is the last stroke, and it should last her for more than half a year.

I hope that in the future, everyone around me will be free from disease and pain, and live a good life.

Ouhe pushed his bicycle and walked under the setting sun, feeling extremely determined.

"Ah!" There was a sudden scream in front of him, and Ouhe stared blankly at the beautiful woman with a choppy chest.

I just heard from Lu's mother that Liu Yi came to the hospital to visit Lu Xiaoli and left several thousand yuan.

But isn't she gone?Why can we still meet downstairs?

When Mother Lu talked about Liu Yi, she looked at Ou He with a strange expression. Obviously, she knew the story of Ou He and Liu Yi.

This is also the reason why Ouhe rushed to leave.

I'm so ashamed.

"Teacher, watch the car!"

I don't know why, every time this woman meets me, nothing good happens. No, she is on the other side of the road, and Ouhe is on this side. I don't know what kind of psychological shadow the latter has caused to him. Yelling, the god of death screaming came, and ran forward without thinking, and just happened to meet the car coming out of the underground garage when turning the corner.

"what!!"

This time, she yelled louder.

The deadly car crashed towards her like an ancient monster. If there were no accidents, she would be in danger.

This is a turning point of fate. A small number of people will speed up when they see no one in front of them, because even the stupid passers-by will not rush across the road.

However, there is no obvious sign for the location of the underground garage, and passers-by don't know that there is an exit on the side, so they often don't look at the road.

And by accident, it just happened.

The girl just looked at Ouhe quietly like this, as if saying goodbye to him for the last time.

But to her despair, Ouhe suddenly disappeared, as if she was not important at all in the other party's eyes.

"You obviously did so many bad things to me...and even kissed me, why..." At this moment, she was still in the mood to think about it.

The roar of the car in the ear is louder.

Her face was full of despair, and at the age of more than 20 years, she began to turn the marquee.

"Beep, beep, beep!" The driver slammed the horn, and the wheels were like a phantom, as if they would run over her perfect body in the next moment.

Then, a gust of wind blew, her body softened, and she fell into a strong embrace.