The strongest funny system

He ran away in a hurry, and the girl was also tough, so she chased after him, making Xu Cong and the others laugh.

"Ouhe, stop with me!" Guan Ziting never expected that Ouhe's speed is so fast recently?

She was sent by the school to monitor Ouhe, not for him to spray her.

This kid must have done it on purpose.

This... Ou Heyuan, he was amused by the system, okay?

After finally climbing to an abandoned building behind the school, Ouhe looked at the trees and the blue sky and sea in front of Honghu University, feeling pretty good.

Helping people not only brings happiness, but also good things from the system.

In theory, he will not starve to death in the future.

"Mm, delicious." Ouhe held a hot dog in his left hand and an infinite chicken claw in his right, smiling happily.

This thing, a total of 2.5 fancy points, he is so happy! ! !
Hahaha, when he was in the mood, he took out another can of beer. He didn't know where his "treasure bag" was hidden, and an extra bottle of drink came out with a whiz.

"Alcoholic!" Or drinking something not bought with money, Ouhe always feels particularly delicious.

But he didn't forget his business. Since the system gave him benefits, he had to know how to use them.

He is still a long way from a square of 1.

"I... I bought a batch of goods outside, and students can come to me if they need it. I sell everything." Ouhe posted such a post on the school forum, and wrote an 800 Words of self-confession.

In short, in the eyes of his classmates, he is very pitiful.

Now Red Lake University is happy to donate Ouhe.

It's just that this group of young people don't know that Ouhe will only be richer than any of them in the future.

Soon, a classmate replied, "I want a pack of Marlboro, do you have it?"

"Yes." Ouhe was full of energy, his eyes were extremely bright, and his typing hands were trembling, "Apart from cigarettes, do you want a bottle of good wine?"

"Is there Maotai?" The classmate named "Langdi" replied: "The school doesn't sell alcohol, not even cigarettes, so I'm so worried. Brother, are you kidding me? You can get this?"

"Which dormitory are you in?" Ouhe replied, "What kind of Marlboro do you want?"

"Can you still choose the type? Then what do you have?"

"Is there an ice blue Macau version?"

"Give me a pack of Rooftop!" Many students replied later: "The English name is Rooftop, if you have it, I will take it, and I will buy you a pack for 100 yuan!"

"Is it this?" Ouhe took a picture of himself, holding a pack of foreign cigarettes in gold packaging.

"My God!!" The classmate was shocked, and said: "I'm in Langui Tower, District B, you send it to me, please brother, don't lie to me, I also bit one when I was a child when I went abroad. , That is the best memory of my childhood!"

"Anything else?"

"I want, I want soft doubles, and a pack of Liqun."

"Is there shredded tobacco from Shandong?" a classmate asked jokingly.

"Is it this?" Ouhe took another photo. The white package and the deep shredded tobacco inside all touched the hearts of the students.

"I'm going, it's too awesome, isn't it true?" The classmate said: "I'm in Yunxiao Pavilion, District A, you send it over, I'll give you 50 yuan, can you pay by WeChat?"

"Yes." Ouhe said with a smile: "Tobacco and alcohol are entertainment, don't be too greedy, it will hurt your body."

"Understood, Mom, please, bring it to me—"

"One more box of beep condoms." The classmate thought he was humorous, and was joking again.

"Is it this?" Ouhe took another photo. The familiar packaging and amazing brand all touched the hearts of the students.

He, he really has it! !

"Forget about condoms, if you have... give me a box of Huiren Shenbao tablets, I, my roommate has kidney deficiency..."

To his surprise...

Ouhe really does exist.

Thus, Red Lake University has since added a mobile department store.

Anything you want is in the store.

"Thank you for your support, let's go here first today." It's not that Ouhe doesn't understand business, but because he followed Sister Wushuang since he was a child, he understands something deeper than hunger marketing.

People can't get used to it, so he will occasionally deliver goods, and let them pick them up when necessary.

He went to Area F just now, which is a civilian area, unlike those famous buildings in Yunxiao Pavilion, where the people are very poor.

Since he was treated kindly by this world, he would not charge any money.

Because those students are poorer than him.

And I bought some school supplies, such as ink cartridges and Kingdee vouchers.

The students got his support and naturally did something for him.

A kind person is always like this. When someone helps him, he would not hesitate to sacrifice his life for the other party.

When Ouhe announced the sale of department stores, he also released another message: Who knows about Mu Xiaotu, please tell me, I can provide you with various commodities for free for half a year.

Therefore, in the writings of those who were treated kindly by Ouhe, a post named "Innocent Prodigal Son Walks the End of the World for Love..." a great infatuated man "Brother Honghuhe" came into being.

Everyone was moved by his infatuation and kindness, except that Wang Daming.

Naturally, yet another post was born:

The classmate is terminally ill, who is the mysterious donor?Please follow my analysis and explore the truth.

The post is also very popular. The general content is Lu Xiaoli's fundraising, including the huge sum of 6 yuan. Who is that "Shanxi Coal Mine Boss"?
The answer was soon revealed, and Wang Daming was questioned by the poster in the post: "Say, is the big boss you? Only you are so good, and the character for 'big' is similar to your character for 'Da'? It must be you donating Isn’t it true? Such a noble behavior, but not revealed to the public, how can that little gangster who sells things compare to you?”

"Hehe, it's not easy for me. I have no parents since I was a child..." Wang Daming appeared in the post, and he acquiesced to this matter.

So, he once again overwhelmed Ouhe and became the top devil in the forum posts.

A few days later, still no one appeared to criticize him, and the students took it for granted that the donation belonged to Wang Daming.

But, is the truth really like this?
A certain person is temporarily ignoring some clowns because he is very happy recently.

He washed his marrow last night, came to class in the morning, went to the hospital with Xu Cong at noon to visit Lu Xiaoli, and found that her complexion improved a lot, and then he went back to school.

Now his focus is on school and managing his own "department store".

In the past few days, he used 2000 fancy points to earn 6000 yuan!
6000 yuan!How many days! !
6X30, one month is 1W8.

Although it is still far from 1 per square meter, it is all money.

Ouhe had never seen so much money before. He was working part-time and earning only 200 yuan a day, which is not too much.

Everyone went to eat at noon, and Ouhe was the only one in the classroom.

Then, a sneaky figure hovered at the door, and after realizing that there was no one around him, he rushed in.

"Why?" Ouhe has never seen this girl before, because she looks really ordinary.

“Great department store Ouhe?”

"it's me."

"I want to buy something."

"Tell me, what do you want." At this time, Ouhe seldom went out to deliver goods, which was why he was still sitting in the classroom even after class.