The strongest funny system

"Still sharing the same room with the other party, spent two hours!!" Xiao Zhao added with a look of understanding.

"Kill, kill, kill!" Hu Fanxing's face darkened even more, "Where did the student come from, so brave?"

"From Red Lake University."

"What is your name?"

"It seems...it seems to be called Ouhe."

"Ouhe, right?" Hu Fanxing's eyes were red, and four extremely cold words popped out of his throat, "I remember it!"

One hour before the afternoon class, Ouhe came to Qingyun Community, which is the south gate far away from his sister.

Their home is at the entrance of the west gate, and the entire Qingyun community is as big as half a small city, so the distance between the south gate and the west gate is many kilometers.

Ouhe is not worried about being bumped by his sister.

At this time, he came to Qingyun Community with 6 yuan on the card (a few thousand were donated by classmates).

"Stop, what are you doing?" The security guard stopped him, and when he saw him riding a bicycle, he was extremely disdainful.

This kid, looking around here, didn't swipe his card to enter the house, and he didn't use the automatic identification system. It looked like he was here for sightseeing in the "Holy Land".

He is very proud that the security guard can become an employee of Qingyun Community.

Because this place is the Holy Land in his eyes.

He can see many famous stars every day, and in the whole family, he relies on this to pretend to be beeping.

"I want to know the price of the house, how to sell one..." Ouhe asked.

"puff--"

At that time, the security guard sprayed.

More than ten years later, when talking about this incident and that mysterious man, his face is full of memories.

a building?
A single room in Qingyun Community costs several million, you buy one?
I've never heard such a question before. Is this kid just pretending to beep?
The security guard didn't know how much a building would cost, but he couldn't be cowardly, so he pretended to beep, "It's probably a few hundred million, but we rarely sell one by one, only suites, or if the owner agrees. , There are also single rooms for sale.”

"How much does it cost for one hundred mu?" Ou He asked again, his eyes were pure, as if twinkling with little stars, extremely bright.

"puff--"

At that time, the security guard choked again.

He coughed violently for a long time, then bent down, opened the gate, and pointed to the sales hall inside, "Go in and ask the customer service, I still have to stand guard, don't affect my work."

"Then I'll come out and call you later, big brother." Ouhe sneered in his heart, two beeps, you want to fight with me, you are still young.

"No need, just go over the hurdle, I won't stop you."

"Oh, thank you, brother."

"Let's go, I don't want to see you." The security guard looked at Ouhe resentfully.

Soon, Ou He walked out of the building again.

He never asked about the housing price, and he didn't know how expensive Qingyun Community was.

Only now did he realize how naive he was when he said he bought this place.

No wonder those urban beauties laughed at him.

One square meter needs 50W!

With the [-] in his hand, he couldn't even afford a single brick!

Not to mention buying the entire Qingyun Mountain for my sister.

poisonous!

At two o'clock in the afternoon, Ouhe returned to school.

The revolution has not yet succeeded, and comrades still need to work hard.

Ouhe also pretended to be serious about his homework, because many people would come here for "sightseeing" and take pictures of him.

Then he Alipay will get a lot of transfers.

I earned 3000 yuan in the morning. I hope to make persistent efforts in the afternoon and strive to break through 50W.

Think of it...

Ouhe couldn't feel better.

Is there a ball for one square meter?
It seems that there are still other ways to make money.

The trick of pretending to be pitiful cannot last forever, and he is not happy making the money.

If the rich second generation donates to him, he will ask for it, but some students who are poorer than him also donate to him.

These, Ouhe sent them back just now, and donated a little to them himself.

Although tens of dollars is not a lot, it is enough for them to have a good meal.

Liu Yi came to class, but she didn't dare to look at the fourth group, because Ouhe was sitting at the head, next to the trash can.

Xu Cong and the others rushed back to the classroom before the head teacher arrived.

For some reason, they looked at Ouhe with excitement, and wanted to talk to him, but they couldn't bear to make Liu Yi worry, so they could only obediently pass a note to Ouhe.

It turned out that they were so cruel that those non-mainstream farts on Baihua Street dared not say a word.

There were more than 7 people on the opposite side, including Xu Cong and the others, but only one man named Tieshu shot.

Under the leadership of Iron Whale, he picked 5 in one fight, then changed to an Iron Leopard, and picked 3 in one fight. In total, he had [-] brothers of the iron generation. Beep.

It has never been so comfortable, Xu Cong and the others are excited.

"Where did you call that iron whale? Are they your long-lost wild fathers?" Xu Cong sent a note, "That iron whale is about 40 years old, unsmiling, looks just like your father."

"I'm fucking you!" Ouhe replied, sending the message to the class group, "Xu Cong, you two beeps, what time is it now, and you still pass a note, you need to recognize your father, don't drag me, those People are just friends I met by chance, seeing that I am loyal and courageous, so I forged a good friendship."

"Hehe." Not only Xu Cong laughed, but many students in the group also replied.

"You guys study hard, okay?" At this moment, the class monitor's avatar jumped out, "Especially you, Ouhe, since your family is not easy, you have to study hard, otherwise you will be worthy of the classmates who donated to you. Are you sorry for Teacher Liu?"

"Yeah, Ouhe, can you stand up to Teacher Liu?"

"Yeah, Ouhe, can you stand up to Teacher Liu?"

"Yeah, Ouhe, can you stand up to Teacher Liu???"

Students copy and paste, only pick up the key points.

system hint:

"Ouhe Marshal Beep" withdrew from the "Most Handsome Class Group in History".

The students were shocked, and then the monitor pulled Ou He in again, saying: "Seriously attend class, everyone, stop making fun of him."

"Hehe, take the class seriously, Teacher Liu has discovered us, be careful that someone ran away again and kissed him forcibly."

Ouhe: ...

"I told you not to talk about him, did you hear me!" Class monitor Lu Xiaoli sent a few frantic expressions.

But the classmates just love to make trouble, and they are still arguing non-stop.

Maybe it was too sad, the squad leader stood up, ready to give a small report to Liu Yi, but the moment he stood up, he shook suddenly and fell to the ground without warning.

Ouhe was the fastest, and he was also very sharp. He ran over in an instant and caught her delicate body.

At this time, Lu Xiaoli's face was pale, and it seemed that something had happened!

The next day, all the students in the class went to see her at the City Hospital of Traditional Chinese Medicine.

She was transferred here yesterday from the school doctor's office, suffering from the "Crohn's disease" that would rather be severed than to lose her limbs.

The classmates all stood in front of her hospital bed, each with heavy faces and sad expressions.

Lu Xiaoli is very popular in school. There was a classmate in the class who wanted to apply for a scholarship, but another student who was richer than him was greedy for money, so he also applied. The student’s family is full of ruthless people. No one dares to mess with ordinary people. His mother will Students who come to learn to tear the beep are very difficult characters.