The strongest funny system

"Well, I still have 3 yuan here." Another student took out 3 coins from the desk, threw them to the monitor, and stood up and shouted to the students: "Ouhe has been performing 'comedy' for everyone for a long time. You can't just go to the theater, know that your classmates are poor, you must help each other, love each other, even if you go out to society, everyone is a classmate, a classmate for life!!"

"What the study committee member said makes sense, I'll donate 10 yuan!" The students' expressions were excited, and their blood was boiling with enthusiasm, which was full of love for classmates.

"I have fifty cents here!" Xu Cong's eyes were a little red, maybe he also thought of his family background, but at least he has a real sister, Ouhe has no relatives, she is a sister who is not related by blood!

Fifty cents is not given for sympathy, but for brotherly love.

Ouhe: ...

He didn't say anything, and the students started fundraising for him.

Along and Abing, two teasers who saw something promising, made a video of the scene and posted it on the school forum with the title: Please support the poor, reorganize the school ethos, spread happiness and love, from donating to Europe The river begins! !

After they were done, they made a paper bucket and went next door to raise funds for Ouhe.

One morning……

I got more than 3000 yuan! !
Most of the students in the school donated money, because Ouhe's celebrity and famous events these days made them laugh, and this is all sympathy points.

There is even a large sum of money from a certain rich second generation in the senior class.

Ouhe sat at the table, unhappy...

Because he just said that he has 6 yuan in his Alipay, the students don’t believe it... they laughed at him and joked...

So Ouhe took a screenshot and posted it to the forum.

The classmates laughed at his P picture again.

"????"

Ouhe is very unhappy.

During this period, classmates kept coming to comfort him, Ouhe drove them away, and did his homework with unprecedented enthusiasm, turning grief and anger into curiosity, and began to study hard.

But I didn't want to, this scene was photographed by Along Abing and the others, and uploaded to the forum with the title: Ouhe is grateful for the true love of his classmates, the prodigal son will never change his money, he is working hard, trying to repay everyone with good grades! !Shock! !

forget it……

Ouhe put down his phone, didn't read those tear-jerking replies, and re-learned...

Only by indulging in study can he lose weight day by day.

After finally surviving get out of class, Ouhe grabbed his backpack and left Honghu University with Xu Cong and others.

At noon, they made an appointment with someone to fight on Baihua Street, and the fight was in the territory of the East River Basin.

He also told Xiao Ke about this before.

"What? What's the matter? Those from the Hundred Flowers Club have almost arrived." Seeing Ouhe's tangled expression, Xu Cong and the others stopped in their tracks.

"Wait, I'll make a call."

Men, you have to walk the talk.

On the way to a fight, Ouhe thought of the blade girl, and also thought of Mu Xiaotu.

Now that he has agreed to the other party, since it is for Mu Xiaotu, then he must learn to refuse.

Originally, he wanted to go, but he always felt a little weird on the way, and he couldn't pass his own test.

The current Ouhe is more or less different from before.

He stood by the trash can, looked at Xu Cong across the road, and dialed the brand new number, "Sister Shishi, can I ask you something?"

"What's the matter?" The woman who was in the meeting stretched out her hand, interrupted everyone, stood up and went out the window.

Coincidentally, her building is not far from Ouhe, it seems that she can see the man downstairs.

"I want to borrow a few people from you."

"How many?" Shen Shishi was very concerned about Ouhe, because...the other party kissed her, and it was also the most important pawn in her plan.

"Who do you think the future of the country is in?" Ouhe opened up a big topic, standing at the top of morality.

"I don't know, what do you think?" Shen Shishi became curious, this student is really a weird person, she has never talked with anyone about such a deep-seated issue.

"At school!" Ou He said, "It's simply too cruel. Some gangsters in the city want to destroy the flowers of the motherland. I can bear it, sister, can you bear it?"

"Uh..." Shen Shishi was stunned for a moment, and then said: "It seems that I can't bear it."

"That's right," Ou He said: "Our generation of Miaohong roots must study in a good environment and then serve the motherland! So my sister lent me 10 people—"

"What are you going to do?"

"Go and fight! Fight those social cancers, those little hooligans who bully the good and fear the evil!"

Shen Shishi: ...

Ouhe seems to be convinced that the other party is a "hot-blooded girl" who loves the country very much. He has borrowed these ten people.

After finishing the matter, he ran to Xu Cong and sent him a number, asking him to contact the other party and take someone to kill the people from the Hundred Flowers Club, but he would not go.

"You coward!!" Aaron Abing and the others cursed angrily.

But Ouhe is gone.

"Damn, this kid has been acting weird recently." Xu Cong cursed, but still dialed the phone.

Although Ouhe will disappear, he will never joke about his brother's safety. If he says there is someone, then there must be someone.

"Xiao Zhao, send Tie Jing and the others to Baihua Street." After hanging up the phone, Shen Shishi called for an assistant and gave some instructions.

"Manager, Iron Whale is the King of Soldiers. Is there anything he can't solve by himself, so he needs to send ten people? Besides, Iron Whale's brothers are not bad generals, but they are not bad. Gotta call everyone over for a little thing?"

"It's useful!" Shen Shishi glanced at Xiao Zhao, "All of this is for the country."

"Okay," Xiao Zhao said in awe, "then I'll tell them."

"Ouhe will ask his classmates to call, you must protect the flowers of the motherland, and you are not allowed to be bullied by the society."

"clear."

"Well, let's go." After giving all these orders, Shen Shishi turned her attention to the big bosses at the round table again, "Continue with the meeting."

After the meeting, one of the shareholders stood at the door and stopped Xiao Zhao who had finished his work.

"Boss Hu, what's the matter?" The man is a shareholder and has a chairman position in the company, but Shen Shishi is still in charge.

"Has your boss met any strange people recently?"

"Strange?" Xiao Zhao asked suspiciously, "I don't know."

The company has a good atmosphere, everything is in order, there is no intrigue from other companies, and many shareholders are easy to get along with.

This Hu Fanxing is one of them.

Xiao Zhao likes to chat with him very much.

But he doesn't know... This person's goal is his beautiful and coquettish BOSS, who has big ambitions.

"Really? I seem to remember that she went to the seafood market last night. Did something happen there? Or did she meet someone interesting?"

"Uh, there is one interesting person," Xiao Zhao suddenly remembered that incident, looked around warily, approached Hu Fanxing and said, "Mr. Shen was kissed by a college student last night!"

"What?!" Hu Fanxing's head was full of black lines, and his handsome face was covered with haze.