The strongest funny system

All of them together are worse than him pretending to beep.

Such a beautiful woman is still not tempted, and only has her eyes on learning. Such shameless words come from the mouth of a hero. This contrast, this down-to-earth quality, how can students not love it?

If Wang Daming and Ouhe stand together now, at least 6 people will choose Ouhe.

Don't ask how many people are there, it doesn't matter.

Anyway, Ouhe became popular, and became popular again.

"What a good student, I really came to the right school!" The beauty clenched her fists, staring straight at the back of Ouhe's leaving, her big eyes blinking, full of anticipation for the future.

"This classmate is so special, I, I'm pretty good-looking..."

"But why is he ignoring me?"

Thinking of this, the beauty plucked up her courage, and shouted to Ouhe's back: "Student, which class are you in?"

"Hehe, it's useless to ask!" Hearing the beauty's call, the audience all laughed.

Ouhe is so bright today, how could he tell you?In the past, except for Mu Xiaotu, he was simply a gay guy who had no interest in girls at all.

It seems that you are going to be deflated, why don't you ask my class?
The students laughed without saying a word.

only……

Everything is so magical.

Hearing the beautiful woman's words, Ouhe's body froze, he put down his bicycle again, struggled for a long time, it seemed that he couldn't escape the beautiful woman's childlike smile in the end, and walked towards her.

But the truth is...

"That's right, go ahead, ask for the beauty's WeChat ID, and reward you with 200 fancy points."

system said.

The students were dumbfounded by what happened next.

The beauty took out her mobile phone and shyly scanned Ouhe's QR code, and the two officially became friends.

They thought that was the end of it, but it wasn't.

Just when Ouhe was very reluctant, the system spoke again: "300. Kissing her cheek rewards 500 fancy points; [-]. Kissing her small mouth rewards [-] fancy points—"

"No!" Ouhe sternly refused, asking for Wechat is already boring, besides being interested in Mu Xiaotu, he really doesn't like other girls.

When so many people strike up a conversation with a beautiful woman, not to mention he pretended to be beeping just now... It's okay if you don't pretend to be beeping.

This two-beep system just has trouble with him.

So this time he didn't obey at all.

And looking at her beauty, such a lovely and pitiful girl, he really wanted to kiss her, but the other party might not agree!Just because he doesn't catch a cold doesn't mean he doesn't have sexual desire, he's also a normal man, okay?

In the past, he was always avoiding and didn't have time to deal with these love affairs, but now it's different, he... even 2 minutes is an experience, he is Mu Xiaotu's man now.

He is absolutely loyal to love.

"1000 fancy points, kiss her on the lips." Perhaps knowing the strong resistance in Ouhe's heart, the system matched up with him and began to increase the size.

At this time, the system commodity exchange page also floated up in front of Ouhe's eyes, all of which were full of temptations.

The Shanghai pull-back sneakers that Ouhe has always wanted can also be exchanged! !
What caught his attention even more was the "increased stamina", which was also bolded and brightened by the system font! !

"Damn it!" Ouhe cursed angrily, his face hardened, and under the beauty's unbelievable gaze, he kissed those moist and tender lips.

"Hmm—" the beauty was shocked, she kept patting Ou He's back, she was also frightened stupid, but she was a good girl, she only slapped her benefactor who saved her lightly, not daring to push him away.

"My God!!" What kind of drama is this? This Ouhe is simply the number one box office macho in Honghu University!
If he enters the film and television industry in the future, they must contribute movie tickets! !

"Ding dong, the task is completed, and 1000 fancy points will be rewarded."

These words are Ouhe's only consolation, all Mu Xiaotu, in order to increase endurance! !
"Kiss again, reward 500 fancy points." It's just that the matter didn't end at all.

The system seemed to eat Ouhe to death. Since he kissed him once, his resistance would not be any deeper, so he offered half the price.

At the same time, it called up the product page again, and it came to Ouhe's mind. The marrow washing candy that was not sold before also appeared. One needed 500 fancy points, and it marked how many times he had to use it to completely remove the blade blood.

At this time, Ouhe's account balance is 2200.

1000 kisses, 500 heroes to save the beauty, and 500 last night, plus the previous two... Because the price multiplier has increased, the original 2 has become 200, this system is not bad kind.

The marrow washing candy needs to be used 18 times to completely remove the impurities in the body, as well as the blood of the blade.

At this point, a systematic introduction comes to mind.

It said that marrow-washing candy depends on one's physique, how dirty your body is, how much candy you need... This made Ouhe very angry, how dirty is his body?He is obviously very healthy, okay? He fights with people all day long and exercises his body.

"It is precisely because you have been fighting with people for a long time that your body functions will be damaged, so you need a lot of marrow washing candy." The system is matter-of-fact.

2200 can only be exchanged for 4 at most, and he has already used one, and there are still 13 left.

In order to be strong, in order not to be tortured by the blood of the blade, Ouhe's expression hardened, he hugged the panicked beauty in front of him, and kissed her again.

There is no such hero who kisses the other person forcefully after saving someone.

"Ding dong, the task is completed, reward 500 fancy points, account balance 2700."

"Okay, it should be over..." When Ouhe sighed deeply, the system voice continued: "Keep kissing for 5 seconds, and you will be rewarded with 500 fancy points."

"Damn it!" Ouhe cursed angrily, began to enjoy himself, and rudely took the trembling lips of the beauty for five seconds.

Five seconds is not very long, but if it is used for kissing and watched, it is very long!
The length of time is closely related to what you do. If you don’t like class very much, then you will feel that time passes very slowly. If you are asked to do something you like, such as having fun, the time will pass A day passed in the blink of an eye.

So this five seconds seemed to freeze the time. All the students were staring at this scene, and their brains were exhausted.

"Ding dong," the task finally ended with a mechanical sound, "Very good, the task is completed, the account balance is 3200, continue to the next task, add another 5 seconds, and reward 500 fancy points."

It turns out that it's not over yet...

"I fucked your sister." Ou Hezui just left, and posted it again, and sent a sincere greeting to the system in his heart.

Then, add another five seconds.

Add another 5 seconds.

Plus! !
Keep adding! !

54321 keep adding up!

The students didn't go to class, so they just watched here dumbfounded.

After the time counted down for many five seconds, the two have not separated, because the system is still issuing tasks, and the five seconds will continue to increase! !
At this time, the beauty had already started to struggle, and she was about to run out of oxygen.

5...

4...

3...2...1...

After kissing for a full 40 seconds, the students finally couldn't stand it and went up to drag the "hero" away from the beauty, only to find that Ouhe hugged her tightly and refused to let go for a moment.

More than a dozen students came up to "tear down the frame", and finally even the security guards who came back to watch the show couldn't stand it anymore, and they also came up to pull.