The strongest funny system

"Ouhe, run!!" In the crowd, watching the scene of swords being tense, someone shouted at Ouhe: "If you keep the green hills, you won't be afraid of running out of firewood! You can't beat them!!"

"I'm going to fuck you!" Ouhe cursed in his heart, talking nonsense, Qingshan was applicable to him a few days ago, at that time, no matter how impulsive he was, he would not act bravely in 1V6, but today is different, he is Washing the marrow and cutting the bones, I am worried that no one will try it.

"Ouhe, pretending to beep depends on the day." Another classmate reminded him kindly.

"Damn it, shut up for me." Ouhe turned his head and scolded: "A group of stunned young people who study hard, if you more than a dozen people work together, I'm afraid that some of these punks won't dare to help you. It’s interesting to talk sarcasticly, isn’t it? Do you know what kind of creatures you are in my heart? Even these social boys are cuter than you! Although they are bad, they have dignity!”

"..." Damn, what he said was so reasonable, the students were speechless and lowered their heads in shame.

Brother, although what you said is correct, not everyone is as brave as you. A dozen of us can go up, but what happens after we go up?These villains will come to us one by one and give us a good look.

I understand the truth, but sometimes, in a society where people cannibalize, the reality is so naked.

"You're not bad, you can speak well." Zhu Hai appreciates Ouhe's words of 'bad people have dignity'. Although he doesn't have it, he likes this word very much. I won't beat you."

"Really?" Ouhe's eyes lit up, and he raised his eyebrows, "Then shall I go?"

"No, don't..." Seeing this scene, the beauty hurriedly showed a helpless look, and looked at Ouhe pitifully.

"Shut up, believe it or not, push you down now?" Zhu Hai turned his head and glared at the beauty, then waited for Ouhe's decision.

Everyone is waiting. If you are a smart person, then leave. Anyway, you have worked hard, and you are not discouraged. Your classmates will still respect you.

At this time, many people gathered in the school, waiting for Ouhe's choice.

They hoped to see him intact and go to school, but when Ou He really nodded and turned away, they were all disappointed again.

That's how people are. It takes an instant for a hero to become a bear.

However, when Ouhe turned to look at his classmates, they found him smiling.

What is he laughing at?
The answer will be revealed soon...

With a snap, Ou He did not turn his head, and grabbed the electric shock device stabbed towards his lower back in a very majestic and domineering manner, looking down upon the audience.

A good man can see through the enemy's tricks without looking back.

The wind seemed to have stopped, and the sky was spinning. Everyone was watching this scene, seeing the thin figure in the center of the field, and their hearts were full of excitement.

Electric shock can also be caught?Isn't he afraid of being electrocuted?You can grab the handle without looking back, what a brilliant move!
"Bull beep, bro!!"

The audience was ebullient, and when the students were cheering, Ouhe pretended to beep enough, and instead of looking at the adoring gaze of the big beauty, he twisted his wrist, turned the electric shock device around, ignored the man's struggle, and pressed it on his chest .

crackling.

The social boy was "electrically burnt", and his hair stood on end one by one.

"Pfft!"

Looking at the brothers who fell on the ground, Zhu Hai and the others knew that they had encountered a stubble.

Then there was no nonsense, and there was no shameful 5V1, they all rushed towards Ouhe.

"Boy, you're courting death." Zhu Hai was the first to come to the front, and kicked Ouhe with his foot. At the same time, he also took out an electric shocker of the same type, and secretly attacked from the right.

"Be careful!" the female student exclaimed, but it was already after Ouhe received Zhu Hai's attack.

He blocked Zhu Hai's fake move, but "didn't" see the electric shock device. He grabbed Zhu Hai's thigh with both hands and pushed forward. When the opponent fell weightlessly, he suddenly smiled, and then put the Zhu Hai picked up the thigh that had been pushed away, and lifted it up to the sky, just in time to catch the electric shocker that was inserted!
It turns out that everything is under his control, the female students are so careful...

With the sound of crackling electric shocks, Zhu Hai also "burned".

"Brother Hai~" the social youth wailed, as if Zhu Hai had died.

"Alas!!"

"Brother He!!"

But the students are different. This scene is so handsome. Could it be that Ouhe has the function of 100% automatically dodging the electric shock device?
Otherwise, why would he know where the shocker is without looking every time?
It's actually very simple, Ouhe just needs to listen, he can hear the sound of electric shock, although it is very subtle, he can also hear where he should hold it to avoid being shocked, these are all he heard.

He is such a bullshit.

Today he... loves himself.

The battle is hearty and dripping, and the cheers of fans are all around. It turns out that the feeling of having power is so good! !
Ouhe's momentum was like a rainbow, and he continued to welcome the other 4 people.

"Pfft!"

In less than a minute, only one of the four gangsters was left. While the other three were electrocuted, the other knelt on the ground and apologized to Ouhe, "Brother, I was wrong, please let me go." Come on, don't call me."

"You're still sensible, and I need someone to carry them away." Ouhe enjoyed the adoring eyes of his classmates and looked down at him, "Next time, don't come here to pretend to beep, I'll see you hit once!"

"Yes, Brother He, I'm leaving now."

There is no suspense at all, Ouhe is extremely powerful today, what he possesses is "invincible" acuity.

Now you can't dodge the pistol bullets, right?Don't think about other things hurting him, as long as he thinks about it now, he can understand exactly what's going on within a hundred meters around him.

"Ding dong, the mission is completed."

Following the mechanical sound from the system, Ou He also laughed.

500 fancy points in hand.

"Hello, thank you for saving me." At this time, the beauty also walked towards Ouhe, looking at him gratefully, and at the same time, I really feel pity for her timid look.

"It's just a little effort." Ouhe didn't pay attention to the fanaticism of the other students, he waved his hands as if he couldn't see the beauty, turned around and walked towards the bicycle.

"It's so noble!" The only word in the hearts of the students.

The big beauty was also, her chest rose and fell rapidly, panting continuously, causing the fellow men around her to also pant, as if they were very tired.

"Student, what's your name?" the beauty shouted from behind.

"The name is just the essence of a code name, and my essence is a brave messenger. Don't ask me for my WeChat account. I only have studies in my eyes, and I don't want to fall in love."

With a wave of his hand, Ouhe got on his bicycle and left gracefully.

"Wow!"

Such a beeping slogan shocked the audience.

Before meeting Ouhe, the students had been pretending for nothing in the past ten years or so.