The strongest funny system

"Dididi..." There was a rapid electronic sound, and the system said: "The host indiscriminately scolds people, forcibly accepts special tasks, and executes them immediately!"

"Wait, what is a special task, what do you want to do?" Ouhe regretted, no matter how much he slapped his brain, the system's voice could not be removed from his mind, he seemed to be really bound to this trick system.

No matter how much Ouhe yelled, the system did not reply him, as if waiting for the progress bar to load, and then beeped again after a minute: "Follow the host's greatest desire... This special mission is... blood for blood pay."

"Hello!" Ouhe was startled, the name sounds scary, if he knew it, he wouldn't be pretending, why scold him?Isn't this courting death?

Ouhe was startled: "What is blood debt?"

"Didi...the system detects that Mu Xiaotu is in Guan Ziting's dormitory, and there are 30 minutes before she goes home...to start the mission!" The system is still determined to go its own way, but the name appearing in its sentence at this time makes Ouhe even more nervous .

"What exactly is the mission?!" Ouhe shouted into the air in the empty avenue.

"Push down Mu Xiaotu." This time, the system replied, but this sentence really scared Ouhe.

With a bang, Ouhe's face turned red and green.

Could it be that this is the greatest desire in his heart?

It was class time, and Mu Xiaotu was in a bad mood, so she stayed in the girlfriend's dormitory to rest.

She knew what kind of sensation what she said today would cause Red Lake University, but this was indeed what she really thought in her heart.

She has someone she likes, many years ago.

That was a clean and extremely naughty boy, the softest memory in her heart.

What happened today was an accident, and she had a last resort——

"Who?"

Suddenly, Mu Xiaotu straightened up from the bed and looked in the direction of the balcony.

A black figure jumped in there, and then... a panicked Ouhe appeared in front of her.

"Mu Xiaotu, run!" Ouhe's eyes widened, and he shouted at her: "I can't control my body, run quickly."

"This is the girls' dormitory, you should leave!" Mu Xiaotu didn't panic at all, and stared at Ouhe coldly.

She didn't have much feeling for this man, but now this one really disgusted her.

No matter how stupid you are, don't climb into the girls' dormitory!

"Don't regret it!" Ouhe is not a good person, maybe the system controls him, or the real desire in his heart is Mu Xiaotu.

He fell to the ground towards the girl.

"I thought you were always so brave." Ouhe sneered.

At this moment, he was a completely changed person.

"You know what you're doing?" Mu Xiaotu bit her lip, finally showing a hint of panic on her expression.

This is the most holy thing for a girl, even she can't be fearless.

"Didn't you say that we are people from two worlds?" Ouhe's voice was low and his expression was full of evil: "Then why are you being crushed by me?"

"You will regret it." Mu Xiaotu didn't struggle, because she knew that everything was futile. As a little girl, she couldn't beat Ouhe who was fighting with people all day.

She was afraid that the other party was really possessed, what if she was killed?
Compared with death, the rational girl decisively chose to submit.

"Ha, don't worry, if no one wants you in the future, I don't mind marrying you." Ouhe put his hands on her sides, and asked the question he cared most about: "The man you like is——"

"Ah!! Ouhe, I want to kill you!"

Before he could finish speaking, something frightening happened. Maybe Ouhe subconsciously didn't want to hurt Mu Xiaotu, but...he has accepted the system's "special mission", and there are some things that he can't control.

He he just wanted to scare Mu Xiaotu.

But the truth is so scary...

He was out of control.

When Guan Ziting came back from get out of class, it was already evening, the little floral skirt on the floor was gone, and the messy bed was also folded neatly. The girl changed her clothes and lay on the bed blankly. , like a wooden man.

"Tingting..." The girl's dry and hoarse voice came, "I'm here, I'm sorry... stained your quilt."

"It's okay, you have a good rest." Guan Ziting looked at her with concern, feeling that her best friend was different today, and said worriedly, "Should I boil some brown sugar water for you?"

"No, I'm going home. The driver is here to pick me up. Goodbye." The girl sat up slowly, put on her white cloth shoes, pulled off the quilt, and walked out the door.

"Xiaotu, just leave the quilt for me to wash!" Guan Ziting shouted from behind.

"No, I'll take it with me."

"Then I'll send you—"

"No, you still have things to do in the student union, so I won't bother you, see you tomorrow."

"Okay, see you tomorrow."

Guan Ziting felt that her best friend was weird, her walking posture was like...

Shaking her head, Guan Ziting told herself not to think wildly.

"Go to your uncle's idiot system!"

Ouhe has finished, he is cursing the system in his mind, but the system in his mind "doesn't retaliate", it doesn't retaliate when he scolds, and he scolds as he pleases, without pain or itching.

"Ruined……"

These are the only words in Ouhe's mind.

He... actually really pushed the school belle down!

Ruined! !

Ruined.

He didn't even know how to face Mu Xiaotu——

"Push it, push it, what are you doing?" The system spoke again.

At this time, Ouhe was sure that he had seen a ghost, and he also accepted that there was a system called "Fancy" in his mind.

He is also a weirdo, and he calmed down a lot when he heard the system's words.

After all, she has done everything, and there is nothing to regret. Who made her humiliate herself so much, she deserves it all!
However, Ouhe still couldn't believe it, did he really follow Mu Xiaotu? ?
"Damn!" Ouhe cursed in a low voice, wondering what he was doing, didn't this person say that he and himself are from two worlds?

Now people are pushed down by themselves, let's see how you are two people!
Inexplicably, Ouhe felt a little relieved, but the future... really made him a little nervous and afraid.

"I didn't expect her to be..." Ouhe looked at the river in a daze.

"That girl is not simple." The system interjected, "I can detect the nobility of her bloodline, you asshole can't afford it, you can only use these dirty methods to sleep with her."

Ou He miraculously accepted the system's poisonous tongue.

He once scolded the other party as "crazy", but the other party said that he was a "fancy system", his thinking just jumped like this, love and hate were clear, and there was no middle way to go.

"Do you need to say that? If Mu Xiaotu tells her family what happened today, then I will definitely not survive tomorrow."

Ouhe is clear that this woman comes from a huge family, most of the "Seven Star Business Circle" are her relatives, they are the most famous ones in China.

Regardless of these, just her scary sister...