The strongest funny system

It seems to be called Mu Xue, right?She opened a company that disrupted the economic structure of Canghai City, and occupied the pages of financial magazines for a long time. She is the darling of the press and a modern queen.

It is no exaggeration, this woman is a monster-like character, if Canghai City wants to say who is the best, most people will think of her.

She is the face of Canghai City, an unattainable goddess-level figure.

And this woman is the sister of his first woman!

"You're finished." The system seemed to know what Ouhe was thinking, and smiled gloatingly.

"How dare you say—"

beep...

Ouhe wanted to scold it, but the phone rang.

"Brother He, didn't we have an appointment with the group of two beeps from Dongyun University tonight? Come quickly, it's almost time." The voice of Ouhe's younger brother, Xu Cong, came over the phone.

"It's just in time!" Ouhe shouted loudly, startling Xu Cong who was opposite him.

I was in a bad mood, and the people at Dongyun University really wanted to die.

Twenty minutes later, Ouhe rode the Ckysd bicycle, the birthday gift his sister gave him, to the Xiwumen basketball court, a holy place not far away.

"..."

Then, Ouhe was stunned.

On the opposite side are thirty fierce "students" who are handsome or not.

And here I am...

There are only three people in total.

One is myself, one is my younger brother Xu Cong, and the other is a girl...

This girl is still a literary girl whom she met while drinking milk tea. She doesn't know how to fight at all, she just likes to pursue illusory excitement and hang out with them.

Her name is "Wu Anjing", and she is a very restless girl.

She is absolutely sorry for the liberal arts students.

She is a traitor to the literary world.

"Brother He, what should I do?" Wu Anjing pushed the large metal frame of the glasses, up and down, making her delicate face a little more charming.

"Where are our people?" Ou He patted Wu Anjing on the shoulder, then turned to stare at Xu Cong.

"Along Abing and the others are in the Canyon of Kings—"

"The five of them are cheating?" Ou He interrupted Xu Cong with black lines all over his head.

"Yes." Xu Cong shrank his neck, quit the game, stuffed his phone into his pocket, and dared not look at Ouhe.

"Are you blind?" Ouhe pointed at the [-] people on the opposite side: "Even if all five of them from 'Bao Bing' arrived, have we done anything against the [-] people on the other side? How can I teach you not to fight uncertain battles? Can you use your brains, you can also call me with the thirty people on the other side, are you stupid?"

"Brother He, I don't know. They originally agreed to have seven pairs of seven, but who knew that there would be so many people suddenly!"

"you--"

"Haha." Ouhe still wanted to talk, but "Ah Sang" on the opposite side couldn't help it, stood up, carrying a baseball bat, and said arrogantly: "Ouhe, what, are you scared?"

"I'm afraid that your second uncle's legs are a one-on-one challenge? I'm defeated!"

"Woohoo!!" Wu Anjing was booing, looking at the domineering Ouhe with admiration.

However, finding that no one agrees with her, little sister An Jing pushed down the frame of her glasses, smiled embarrassedly, and became quiet again.

"I heard that you confessed your love to Mu Xiaotu today? Hahaha..." Ah Sang burst into laughter, causing the 29 people behind him to laugh together, "You are also stupid, I heard that you even got your face poured with hot soup, And 'eat' the meal that Xiaohua had eaten? Haha, that's worth it."

"..." Xu Cong and the two were embarrassed. Obviously, they knew about their boss's embarrassment, and they were a little murmured, not daring to speak.

"Hahaha!"

However, Ouhe didn't have such scruples. He laughed wildly at the 30 people opposite him: "Let me tell you a secret, Mu Xiaotu has already been pushed down by Lao Tzu! Ha——"

"Hahaha!" But he didn't want to, but Ah Sang laughed so hard that he couldn't close his legs. The laughter resounded through the basketball court and echoed throughout the community.

"Why didn't I find you so humorous before?" Ah Sang and the others laughed for a long time before they stopped smiling, holding a weapon, dragging it on the ground... knocking on their hands, and walking towards Ouhe.

"Wu Anjing, go buy me a pack of cigarettes." Ouhe took a small step back and came to the little girl.

"Brother He, you don't smoke." Wu Anjing stared straight at him.

"Don't worry about it, go and buy it for me, two yuan and five." Ouhe took out two yuan and stuffed it in Wu Anjing's hand: "I owe you fifty cents."

"Don't go, I want to be with you." Wu Jingjing didn't know what he meant, she stood stubbornly, pouted, and didn't speak.

"Do you still want to be admitted to Honghu University? Aren't you in the third year of high school? The college entrance examination will be in a while. If you don't work hard on the K book, what if you fail the exam?"

"Don't be afraid, my dad is rich, so I'll go through the back door." Wu Anjing said with a chuckle.

This sentence made Ouhe and the two of them roll their eyes, and said to themselves, if you are rich, do you need to hang out with poor ghosts like us?What a cute and pretentious little sister.

"Ah Sang, I have something to do today, can we make an appointment another day?" Ou He took Wu Anjing's hand and pulled her behind him.

The little girl huddled behind him cutely, her eyes were bent into crescents, she was smiling, and she didn't feel that danger was coming.

"Brother, what about me?" Seeing this scene, Xu Cong became jealous.

Ouhe ignored him, staring at Ah Sang.

The latter chuckled and said, "Okay, give us the football field and skateboard field in Yatian Community and Baishan East Road, and let the three of you go today."

"Wishful thinking." Ouhe snorted coldly. Those football fields were built for those in need. If they were given to these bastards, would they still be considered football fields?Where else do the kids play football?The national football team...there is really no hope.

"That's nothing to say, if we win this vote, we will defeat the man of 'Brother Honghuhe'!" Ah Sang laughed loudly, waved his arm, and a dozen people behind him swooped out.

"Damn you!" Xu Cong dropped his backpack and took out a nunchaku. Just as he put it on, he was hit on the forehead.

boom!
The sound of skulls colliding with hard objects shook Ou He's heart.

He knew that today's fight was different from the previous ones, and there must be some kind of conspiracy.

Pushing Wu Anjing away, Ouhe's thin body slid in front of Xu Cong, kicking the fierce man away.

bang——

There was another muffled sound, and before Ou He could retract his leg, he was hit by another person, which made him gritted his teeth, and slowly dragged Xu Cong back.

This fight is impossible to fight. In the past, they were one-on-one, no matter how many there were, there were no more than three people, but today it is ten times their number, and they also have a girl——

"Fuck you!" Suddenly, Ouhe stared at him, ignoring the pain in his foot, and quickly rushed towards Wu Jingjing.

These bastards actually attacked a girl.

"You'd better take care of yourself." Asang took a side step and stopped in front of Ouhe.