Ten Billion Ranch: Breaking Up at the Beginning

Xiao He looked helpless.

Ignorance ah ignorance.

Okay, then I will let you see today, what is Dawei Tianlong!
Taking his own confident steps, Xiao He marched forward bravely.

"Fuck! What are you going to do, Old Xiao? Don't be overthinking it!"

Even Zhao Peng didn't believe that Xiao He could control a snake even if he was beaten to death.

But when he turned his head and saw that Xiao He had already climbed up, Zhao Peng was immediately startled.

"I was wrong, I shouldn't have lied to you that there is a little girl on the mountain..."

"That's not okay? Well, I admit that I stole the skirt of the seven-year-old girl next door. But I never thought of asking you to do it. Who made the marble you gave me fall right there?"

"When I was in school, I stole your homework, but I couldn't help it. Who told you to study well, and the teacher didn't scold you?"

……

The more Xiao He heard it, the more he felt something was wrong.

Hey!
I said why I was always scolded when I was young.

It turned out that you were behind the sneak attack!
You little trash, you can't afford it at all!

"You don't want Bilian!"

Xiao He couldn't bear it anymore, and turned around to curse.

Zhao Peng was so frightened that his legs trembled, and he persuaded him nicely:
"Old Xiao, I have already felt my mistake from the bottom of my heart, let's stop making trouble, let's go back!"

"Don't make fun of your own life!"

Hey!
It's all my fault, bullying Lao Xiao because of my youth.

See how angry Lao Xiao was.

You must kill yourself in front of your own face.

I apologize, can't I apologize?
"Fuck you!"

Xiao He opened his mouth and went straight to the pinnacle of Chinese quintessence!

"My mother is at home!"

……

Xiao He was speechless, ignoring Zhao Peng's trembling body, and went straight to the boa constrictor.

"Fizz!"

The scarlet snake letter spat out, and Zhao Peng backed away in fright.

The voice also became choked up.

"Old Xiao! You're gone at such a young age!"

"Don't worry, I will definitely take good care of my uncle and aunt!"

"I will definitely visit you during the holidays! Even if you are alone there, how lonely you are!"

"How about I burn some beautiful paper figurines for you?"

"Old Xiao, I miss you!"

……

The way Zhao Peng cried was miserable.

Xiao He's whole body is not well.

Can you please look forward to me?
I haven't done anything yet, so you say I'm dead?

Xiao He, who was powerless to complain, simply ignored the people behind him.

He walked directly in front of the giant python, pointed to the bushes next to him, and said:

"You go back!"

Ok?
Zhao Peng stopped crying.

Old Xiao, are you okay?
Have you watched too many supernatural dramas?Think of yourself as a witch?

How can a boa constrictor understand human speech?

Rely on!
Before Zhao Peng could utter his complaints, the scene that shocked his jaw happened immediately.

I saw that the boa constrictor really took two steps back, got into the bushes and ran away.

This is so...

What a dick!

My scalp is numb!

How to do it?
Is it possible...

Xiao He trained snakes in the African savannah during this time?

Or practice black magic in a magic academy?
Zhao Peng was dumbfounded, and couldn't believe what he saw with his own eyes.

Xiao He still looked indifferent, and came over to put his arms around his shoulders.

"Old Zhao, what did you say just now, can you say it again?"

"Uh...I..."

Zhao Peng smiled awkwardly.

"I was playing in front of the battle to stimulate your survival awareness."

"Fuck you! I said how I was scolded all the time when I was a child. It turned out to be your fault!"

"Old Xiao, we have to be conscientious as human beings. If there is no evidence, we can't talk nonsense!"

"You just admitted it yourself!"

"I said that I am emergency avoidance!"

Zhao Peng was beaten to death and refused to admit it.

Xiao He was also excited.

"Okay, then I'll tell your parents about you stealing the little girl's dress..."

"Don't, Brother Xiao, I was wrong! In this way, can I cook later?"

Zhao Peng hesitated.

Xiao He didn't intend to argue with him at first.

The two came to a flat place, and Zhao Peng skillfully lit a fire to cook.

After a while, the pot opened.

Below Zhao Peng, he put down a handful of wild vegetables by the way.

Xiao He glanced at it, always feeling that something was wrong.

I go!

Isn't this a root poison plant?

Is that how it is cooked?
"Old Zhao, what you just put in is poisonous!"

Xiao He quickly reminded.

"impossible!"

Zhao Peng is very confident.

"Old Xiao, you are from the city now, so you don't understand these things. But I understand, how could I admit my mistake?"

……

Proper confidence is a good thing.

Blind self-confidence kills!

"If you want to eat it yourself, this is really a poisonous wild vegetable!"

Xiao He spoke again.

Zhao Peng didn't take what he said at all, so he said disdainfully:

"I like to eat it or not, but I can tell you that the wild vegetable noodles I make are amazing!"

"I'll starve you to death!"

Xiao He smiled without saying a word.

He just turned on the perspective and took a look.

[Poisonous wild vegetables are slightly poisonous and can cause hallucinations. 】

That's okay, let's eat, let's eat.

Just give this guy a long memory.

The noodles are out of the pan in no time.

Zhao Peng took out a packet of instant noodle seasoning as if showing off, and sprinkled it in.

The aroma is overwhelming in an instant.

"Old Xiao, you really don't want to come?"

"It's not necessary."

Xiao He was very firm.

I really can't come to this thing.

No blessing to suffer!
Zhao Peng smiled, picked up the bowl and started making.

Three times, five divisions and two divisions, it's over!

At the end, I still felt that it was not enough, so I took another spoonful of soup from the bottom of the pot.

"Old Xiao, if you want to eat, just have some, I won't laugh at you."

"I really don't want to eat..."

Xiao He looked helpless.

If I can't think about it, I won't poison myself, right?
"Hey! Why don't you believe me? I've been driving mountains for so many years, how come I don't know poisonous wild vegetables?"

Zhao Peng was very confident. Suddenly, a sweet female voice came from his ear.

"Husband, why don't you come to find someone..."

Zhao Peng turned around with a dazed look on his face.

Fuck!Big beauty!
"This fairy, you... who are you?"

"Husband, you are so bad! I am your girlfriend!"

"I'm going! Really? I don't remember that I didn't..."

"Hmph! I don't know him anymore when I was with him just now, so tell me, is there a little vixen out there?"

"No, no, no! My husband only likes you, come on, Xiang Xiang!"

Zhao Peng looked anxious.

The person next to him who came down from the mountain to rest was stunned.

What's wrong with this kid?
Sitting in the same place, stretching out his hands to hug the tree, and pouted his pig's mouth?
"Baby, there are too many people here, why don't we go home... Huh? This is my home!"

"Then baby, you change these stockings, I like black ones."

"Baby, you smell so good!"

Everyone is petrified.

Xiao He was not much better either.

Did not expect ah did not expect.

Old Zhao, you always say that you are a simple old boy scout.

As a result, she was secretly so... boring?
Still black...

I go!

The scale is too big!
Quickly turned on the X-ray, Xiao He was sure that Zhao Peng was fine.

Also relieved.

It's the folks around here...

It seems that I can't hold back my restlessness.

They pulled out their phones and started recording!
Xiao He didn't stop him either.

Those who went up the mountain were all nearby villagers.

Old Zhao, I am doing this for your own good!
When you become famous, do you still worry about not being able to find a wife?

It's a pity that Zhao Peng didn't know about this at the moment.

If you know, you will definitely thank Xiao He!

The kind that even eighteen generations of ancestors thank together!