Ten Billion Ranch: Breaking Up at the Beginning

Xiao's mother is getting old, and her biggest wish is to watch her son marry a wife and have children.

Otherwise, you wouldn't have such a headache meeting the matchmaker, would you?

Hearing what Zhao Peng said, he agreed without saying a word.

"Okay! You go back and pack up, I'll let Xiao He go with you right away!"

"mom……"

Xiao He was almost speechless.

Am I still your own son?

Zhao Peng, however, looked smug, and shouted as he ran out:
"Xiao He, during this period of time, my father and I have learned a lot of tricks to drive mountains."

"You won't suffer if you come with me!"

……

I believe in your evil!
If others don't understand you, how can I still be unclear?

From childhood to adulthood, how many times have you cheated on me?

To say you are reliable is to say that sows can climb trees!

Xiao He looked at his mother helplessly, and said:

"Mom, why did you agree to him? Those who drive mountains are not necessarily all little girls..."

"Oh, take a chance, what if?"

Mother Xiao was unmoved.

Suddenly, she hesitated for a moment, and still pulled Xiao He to her side and said:

"But when you go up the mountain, no matter what wild vegetables Zhao Peng gives you, don't eat them."

"why?"

Xiao He spoke.

"Hey! Your Uncle Zhao is old, and he hasn't been to the mountains for three or four years. His knowledge is all messed up."

"Just the year before last, I stewed poisonous herbs in traditional Chinese medicine, and I almost lost my life!"

Mother Xiao looked worried.

Xiao He's jaw was so shocked that it almost fell off.

Then you still let me and Zhao Peng go up the mountain?

People say that the master is not high-level, and the apprentices he teaches also pull their hips.

Uncle Zhao put himself in the hospital, how can Zhao Peng, who has inherited his mantle, do well?
But Xiao He sighed with emotion, the mountain still had to be climbed.

Who made Zhao Peng grow up wearing the same pair of pants as him?
Not to mention anything else, just the time I almost got married before.

It was the other party who made a lot of money and bought him a gift of 3 yuan.

Well, Xiao He remembered it!
The big deal is that Kirin should bring more!
What if it can be detoxified?

If not, keep the perspective open.

It is impossible to identify whether the wild vegetables are poisonous.

Ok……

It should work, right?

How much is always useful?
He should be able to survive, right?
"Old Xiao!"

Xiao He was still wandering in the sky, but Zhao Peng was already standing outside the door.

Carrying a pannier, wearing a coir raincoat, and holding a walking stick...

No matter how you look at it, it looks like you are going to beg for food.

"Zhao Peng, can't your family get rid of the pot?"

Xiao He couldn't help but speak.

"What do you mean?"

Zhao Peng blinked, completely unable to understand what Xiao He was talking about.

"Then why are you dressed like a beggar, um... there is still a broken bowl, how about I lend you my big yellow dog's?"

"Fuck you!"

Zhao Peng, who just came to his senses, blurted out a sentence that is the quintessence of Chinese culture.

"This is what I call complete preparations, dry food, water, booty, and a snake stick!"

"Besides, with my attire, I must at least be of Hong Qigong's level, right?"

"Liu Dan's version?"

"Fuck you! I'm Jacky Cheung's version!"

……

The two talked and laughed, and soon went up the mountain.

Xiao He originally thought that now that the life of the villagers is better, there should not be many people driving the mountains.

But when I went up the mountain, I realized that I was wrong.

For example, I just wanted to open the perspective of the plant in front of me, but I haven't taken a look at it yet.

Whoosh!
Something is gone!

It was snatched away!
……

Brother, we're not digging dog's head gold, it doesn't matter if you slow down.

Zhao Peng said with regret on his face:

"Old Xiao, your hand speed is not good, do you know how valuable this thing is?"

Ok?
"Good wild vegetables cost hundreds of pounds per catty!"

Zhao Peng looked distressed.

Xiao He didn't react much.

A few hundred per catty is indeed quite expensive.

But is his grass carp expensive?

Are his oysters expensive?
Not even a fraction!
Of course, he's not showing off.

Catch the mountain, the focus is on experience.

Turning around again, Xiao He picked up some good wild vegetables in his basket.

Zhao Peng over there has gained a lot!
There is a basket full of wild vegetables in the back basket, so much that it is almost overflowing!

"Old Xiao, let's go down the mountain first and find a place to cook some wild vegetables!"

Xiao He has no objection.

After walking all morning, I am not tired, but I am really hungry.

The two walked down the mountain road, and Zhao Peng was almost exhausted by the rugged road.

Looking at Xiao He over there, he looks like a normal person!
It shouldn't be.

In terms of physical strength, I am in the countryside and Xiao He is in the city.

No matter what, he should be better.

Why can't Lao Xiao feel tired at all?
"Old Xiao, what are you eating? Walking so easily?"

Zhao Peng was surprised.

Xiao He blinked his eyes and said with a smile:
"Extraordinarily talented, I didn't eat anything!"

"Fuck you! You must have too few things on your back!"

Zhao Peng didn't believe it at all.

Xiao He smiled faintly, and directly carried Zhao Peng's basket on his body.

Then continue down the mountain, leisurely leisurely.

This is so...

God!
Not sweating at all.

Breathing is also very smooth.

Although it is autumn, the weather is really not hot.

But anyway, it's a heavy load to go down the mountain.

Old Xiao, can you respect that hundred-pound pannier on your back?
Zhao Peng's eyes almost popped out.

I can't accept it!
Suddenly, Xiao He stopped his steps.

Zhao Peng walked with his head down, and without paying attention, he bumped into Xiao He's back.

Rubbing the bridge of his sore nose, he complained.

"Old Xiao, what are you doing? Why did you stop suddenly?"

"snake."

Xiao He opened his mouth lightly.

Zhao Peng froze for a moment, then said relaxedly:

"Hey! Isn't it a snake? Look at me... Mom!"

Zhao Peng went out with a stick in his hand, but before he walked in, he suddenly ran behind Xiao He.

Good guy, can this be called a snake?

Human thighs are thick and thin, and snake letters are as thick as arms when they spit them out.

This is really a python!

"Old Xiao, why don't we take a detour..."

Zhao Peng was discouraged.

Xiao He thought for a moment.

Oh shit!I have a system!

When I upgraded a few days ago, I just got a skill of invulnerability to insects.

At the time, I thought it was useless.

It seems to be useful today!

This way, although Zhao Peng was wearing long-sleeved trousers.

But the exposed skin is still unavoidable to be bitten by mosquitoes.

Mosquitoes in the mountains do not know what to eat to grow up, and they swell up like a big bag after a bite.

Painful and itchy.

But Xiao He was wearing short-sleeved shorts.

There was no sign of being bitten at all.

A chic one.

"System, a hundred insects do not invade, does snake venom count?"

"Ding! Please rest assured, the host, snake venom, centipede venom, toad venom...all belong to the range of Baichong poison!"

"Ha ha!"

Xiao He was so happy that the snot bubbles almost came out.

The system is still as awesome as ever!

Zhao Peng was dumbfounded.

"Old Xiao, are you okay?"

When other people see poisonous snakes, they wish they could grow swift legs and run away.

When we met the python, you laughed out loud.

You don't have a fever, do you?
Still intimidated?

"It's okay, I'm here, the python will leave in a while."

Xiao He spoke with confidence.

Zhao Peng looked nervous.

"Old Xiao, I know you are very humorous, but now is not the time to joke..."

"Fuck! You don't believe me?"

"It's not that I don't believe it, it's that I can't believe it!"

This is a python, unless you are Xu Xian, it is impossible to listen to you!