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Seeing Jiang Chuxue's embarrassment, Xiao Chen answered for her: "Otherwise? Can I still help others sleep?"

Father Xiao chuckled.

Seeing that Jiang Chuxue gave his son [-] million directly, he was afraid of having other bad intentions, so he asked this question.

Because in his eyes, "Xiao Chen" is a poor nerd who is honest, dull, inarticulate, clumsy and cowardly.

If someone has other ideas about his son and instigates his son to do something bad, he would rather not have the [-] million yuan, but persuade his son to leave and go home with him.

Although money is very important, but the son is equally important.

Don't look at Xiao's father as funny, but when it comes to big things, he is not ambiguous at all.

"It's okay, I just asked casually. What I actually want to say is that this kid has never suffered. As long as the salary is suitable, let him do anything. Don't pity him, he lacks exercise. Apart from writing songs, You can also ask him to mop the floor, wash your clothes, and cook for you, although his cooking is terrible, but you can learn it! Haha." Father Xiao laughed.

Xiao Chen: "..."

Dad, we father and son will never end our friendship from now on!

Jiang Chuxue smiled and said: "Okay, uncle, I will call Xiao Chen to work."

"Yeah. I leave all the dirty work to him. As a man, you need to practice hard, and you don't need to care about his feelings." Father Xiao said: "I was drilled by my mother back then. Now My body is so good that I can go up to the ninth floor in one breath without panting."

Lin Mo covered his mouth and snickered.

She thought Xiao Chen's parents were funny, especially Xiao's father.

Although poor, he has a good mentality and is very optimistic.

She changed her mind and thought again, Xiao Chen's coquettish appearance, could it all be passed down from his father?

"You always take the elevator, so naturally you don't breathe." Xiao Chen complained.

He learned from the original owner's memory that his mother had secretly nicknamed his father "Lao Miao".

The meaning is self-explanatory, you can understand everything you know, if you don’t understand, you can ask the people around you.

"Ahem, it's getting late, we'll go back first." Father Xiao said.

"Uncle, Auntie, please sit down a little longer?" Jiang Chuxue begged to stay.

"No need, girl! The distance is not far away, come back next time." Mother Xiao smiled.

With that said, the old couple stood up and prepared to leave.

"Then I'll take you out." Jiang Chuxue stood up.

"Chuxue, sit down, I'll see them off." Xiao Chen stood up and waved at Jiang Chuxue.

He still has something to say to his parents, Jiang Chuxue is not convenient.

Wait for Xiao Chen to send his parents to the door.

Xiao Chen said: "Dad, Mom, next time Wang Qiushui looks for you again, you don't have to talk to her, just let her come to me, that's fine."

"Yeah, we're moving tomorrow, and she'll try to find us next time, but she won't be able to find us." Father Xiao said.

"move place?"

"Yes, your father is a billionaire now, so he will definitely buy a house. I also want to buy a luxury car and drive to your mother's house. Let your grandma, your uncle, and the others take a good look at me. They didn't like me at the beginning. Now it's developed." Father Xiao said in high spirits.

Fuck, after this set up, my [-] million is probably only a few cents left.

No, I have to save...

Xiao Chen pondered and said: "Dad, Mom, I think it's better for us to be diligent and thrifty. After all, we are farmers. Now that we have a little money, we are just like nouveau riche. If we buy a car or a house, we will be laughed at. So, you go back and buy a duck on the way, stew it and eat it, let’s celebrate it, and after you save the money, marry me a wife. Otherwise, it’s too vulgar to spend money lavishly.”

"Son, we are vulgar people." Father Xiao said.

"..."

Mother Xiao pouted her mouth into the villa, and said: "Son, don't feel bad, you come on and be a door-to-door son-in-law. Isn't this money a small thing in the future?"

Xiao Chen burst into tears, and said: "Mom, have you read "Super Home Son-in-Law" and "President's Home Son-in-Law" too much? Don't worry, just read those online novels, there is nothing nutritious! Only those worthless people I always think about being a son-in-law. I am still young and so talented. I can reach the pinnacle of my life by relying on my strength! By the way... Can I really be a son-in-law? Then what about your elders? manage?"

"Stupid child, as long as you have money, why are you afraid that no one will take care of you?" Mother Xiao lowered her voice and said, "When you inherit the family business of your father-in-law's family, you will have the final say on everything. Don't be so honest, understand?"

Xiao Chen's eyes brightened, his mother's thoughts were very suitable for him, it was dark enough.

"Then Mom, how can I become a son-in-law as soon as possible? Can you help me with a trick?" Xiao Chen asked without shame, humbly asking for advice.

"Two words."

"Two words?"

"Sleep with her." Mother Xiao said, "Do you understand? Silly son?"

Mom, I'm not stupid, I'm just not as weak as you are.

Xiao Chen smiled wryly and said: "This move is cruel enough! But... I like it!"

"That's a must!" Mother Xiao said, "As long as you are thick-skinned, even a stunning beauty can be yours!"

"Ahem, that's right, no matter how beautiful a woman is, she is also a woman. As long as the right medicine is prescribed to meet their needs, there is nothing they can't take!" Father Xiao said, "You know, what is your father's nickname? Your mother took it. Yes, the invincible little Martial Horse, I think back then..."

"Isn't it Lao Miao?"

"..."

The air immediately became quiet.

A crow flew over the three of them.

Father Xiao's face turned black instantly, and finally turned red, and he was speechless for a while.

"Son, you young man doesn't talk about martial arts! Come on, come on, let's fight!" Father Xiao said angrily afterwards.

Putting on the posture, he was about to fight Xiao Chen.

"Dad, don't make trouble, Lao Miao is nothing to be ashamed of. It's not a dog, a dog or something."

Father Xiao: "Son, to be honest, I want to cut you."

Xiao's mother said to Xiao's father, "Okay, stop joking! Let's go! A taxi is coming, son, you have to take care of yourself alone, remember, the house... You have to hold on, don't let it go!" Run away! If you don’t understand, call me and ask me, I will guide you at any time!”

"All right, let's go, be careful on the road." Xiao Chen waved his hand.

Seeing his parents getting into the taxi, Xiao Chen heaved a sigh of relief, and was about to close the door of the villa, when suddenly, a man in black under a tree in the distance caught Xiao Chen's attention.

This man is really strange, wearing all black and wearing a mask?

Something wrong?
Xiao Chen shook his head and closed the door.

"Speaking of which, this pair of cheap parents is quite interesting. It's just that they don't look like their biological parents..." Xiao Chen thought with a smile as he walked back.

This is the first time he has seen such interesting parents.

It feels quite novel.

It is estimated that the family culture of this world is like this.

……

on the taxi.

Xiao's mother suddenly said: "Honey, do you feel that our son seems to look a lot better today."

After Xiao's father reminded him, he said: "You mentioned it, it's true, the voice has also become better."

"Our son, doesn't know how to get plastic surgery?" Mother Xiao said.

"Impossible! It should be a normal growth change. The appearance of a person will change." Father Xiao said firmly.

"Maybe, you said we have so much money, how should we spend it?" Mother Xiao's thoughts turned to money again.

Father Xiao touched his pocket, and felt that his son's "filial piety" bank card was still there with his palm, and signaled Mother Xiao not to say such things in the taxi, saying: "Our son is promising! I just don't know, where is he?" Learned to write songs?"

"Didn't my son disappear for three years before? He said he went to the mountains to learn his skills. Maybe that's when he learned it." Mother Xiao said.

Father Xiao seemed to recall that past event, his gaze was far away.

"Yeah, when he disappeared for three years, his son became more silent, but in the past month...he seems to have become a lot more lively, and he will joke with us today." After pondering for a while, Father Xiao stroked his chin and smacked said.

"It's a good thing. Maybe it's because I met a girl I like that I became cheerful." Mother Xiao said with a smile.

Father Xiao nodded in agreement.

Probably……