Entertainment: Start a blind date with a big star

"Son, our father and son are doing well, why do you want to sever the father-son relationship with us?" Father Xiao said, "Tell Dad, the money hasn't been spent yet, right?"

Xiao's mother also looked at Xiao Chen nervously, and said: "Son, you can't take this kind of joke. Our family is fine, and I don't want to kick you out."

Xiao Chen: "..."

Am I your own?

How do I feel that money is more important to you than me?

"Son, tell me quickly, where is that one hundred million?" Father Xiao suddenly stretched out his arm, clamped Xiao Chen's neck, and searched Xiao Chen's body together with Mother Xiao.

"Damn, robbery, you guys?" Xiao Chen was stunned.

Are these really my parents?
Are you sure you are not bandits?

"Hmph! You were the one who robbed us! How much money was spent on us when we were young, and now we lose it from you, what's wrong?" Father Xiao said, "I don't have any pockets on my coat, my wife, search your lower body."

"Husband, I found it!" Xiao's mother took out Xiao Chen's only bank card from the wallet in his pants pocket.

"Hahaha." Xiao's father and Xiao's mother went crazy with joy.

Xiao Chen had a resentful expression on his face, as if he had just been trampled by two big men.

"I said Uncle, Auntie, after taking the money, do you want to pick up the wallet that was thrown on the ground and stuff it back into the pocket I found out?" Xiao Chen complained.

"Do it yourself! Are we busy?" Mother Xiao said.

"What are you busy with?" Xiao Chen was at a loss.

"We're busy having fun."

Xiao Chen: "..."

After the identification, the cheap parents are a funny couple, and I picked them up from the trash can.

"Son, tell me, are you sure you didn't spend a penny of this money?" Father Xiao suddenly felt worried, and asked Xiao Chen's neck again.

"Are you annoying? I won't play with you anymore! There is one hundred million in it, which is not much more!" Xiao Chen said angrily.

"Haha, son, you're so capable! Next time I go back, Mom will cook a duck for you and mend it." Mother Xiao smiled until the wrinkles on her face disappeared, she slapped Xiao Chen and said.

"I don't want to eat duck!"

"What?"

"Disgusting!" Xiao Chen said: "The money has been taken, and the matter has been discussed, you guys go back quickly."

Xiao Chen pushed the parents in the yard towards the door.

After the three of them arrived at the door.

"By the way, son, are you comfortable living here?" Father Xiao asked.

"Just remember to ask this now?" Xiao Chen rolled his eyes and said, "It's good. I will take care of myself! You must also take care of yourselves, so I won't tell you, you go back quickly."

A person who can even deceive his son probably has no rivals in life.

"Well, son, if you are soft... It's not fun to hang out with women, so let's quit. Now Dad is a billionaire, and you are also a rich second generation. Don't be so angry. Come back and Dad will support you." Xiao Father patted his chest and said proudly.

Xiao Chen looked resentful: "By the way, when the two of you didn't come, I was also a billionaire. Unfortunately, I was reincarnated carelessly... With my money, I grew wings and flew away."

Father Xiao: "Ahem! Son, don't care about those things. Money is something external to you. Be careful. Look at your father, he has never valued money. I am a billionaire now. Who did I tell? So, be humble."

Xiao Chen: "Dad, what you said is very reasonable. The humblest person is invincible. I have learned that compared to the two elders, I am indeed too immature. Please accept my respect!"

"Xiao Chen, who are you talking to?"

After Jiang Chuxue and Lin Mo finished dancing, they heard voices in the yard outside and walked out.

While Jiang Chuxue was looking at Xiao Chen's parents, Xiao Chen's parents were also looking at Jiang Chuxue.

So beautiful... The thought flashed through Xiao's father and Xiao's mother at the same time.

"Honey, this is Jiang Chuxue...I saw it on TV." Xiao's father moved closer to Xiao's mother's ear and whispered.

Xiao Chen said: "Chuxue, this uncle and auntie are passing by to ask for directions."

"Hello, I'm Xiao Chen's father, and this is his mother." Father Xiao automatically filtered his son's "angry words", looked at Jiang Chuxue and Lin Mo, and introduced himself.

"So it's uncle, aunt, sit inside!" Jiang Chuxue hastily invited Xiao Chen's parents into the room.

Lin Mo asked curiously: "Xiao Chen, why do you say that your parents are asking for directions?"

Xiao Chen: "Because my heart hurts!"

"What?"

"You don't understand..." Xiao Chen said lonely.

Lin Mo didn't understand the meaning of Xiao Chen's words, and said: "You still don't pour tea for your parents and cut fruits. You are not filial at all."

Xiao Chen: "..."

I want to be filial to such parents, but "strength" doesn't allow it.

A wisp of Dandan's sadness floated from the bottom of Xiao Chen's heart.

Xiao's mother saw her son's sorrow, and whispered: "Son, don't worry, we will spend at most 8000 million to buy a villa, and the rest will be reserved for you to marry a wife."

Xiao Chen became even more worried.

I believe you a ghost!
You just said that you don't spend a dime, and save it all for me to marry a wife.

Now there are only 2000 million left?

Five people entered the living room.

Xiao's father and Xiao's mother straightened their waists because they carried a huge sum of [-] million yuan.

What did you say?This huge sum of money was looted from his son?Sons are all born to us, so isn’t his son ours?

Therefore, with this mentality, Xiao Chen's parents accepted the fact that he was a billionaire with peace of mind, without any guilt at all.

Although Xiao Chen lost the money he had "prostituted himself", on second thought, now that he is famous and making money is easy, he doesn't take it seriously.

Next, when he goes on variety shows, releases a single, and accepts commercials, how much will he charge?

One hundred million... drizzle.

However, the little bit of sadness in my heart still lingers.

Therefore, the fruits Xiao Chen cut for his parents were particularly large.

Eat up you!

"Xiao Chen, you just cut this apple twice? Why don't you cut it smaller?" Lin Mo complained when he saw the apples on the fruit plate.

"Two knives are exactly four yuan. Wouldn't it be nice for each of you to get one piece?"

"..."

Father Xiao said: "Ahem, I'm sorry, my son's brain is not very good, don't worry about it!"

Xiao's mother made up for it, "I taught him to cut fruit like this since he was a child, and he's used to it. Sorry, I'll cut it again."

Jiang Chuxue hurriedly stopped her and said, "It's okay, Auntie, I think it's pretty good, one piece is worth two."

"You girl, you are so sensible! My son, it would be great if he could marry a daughter-in-law like you." Mother Xiao said with a smile.

"I'm afraid it will be difficult. With a bandit father in the family, it would be nice to marry a dominatrix." Xiao Chen interjected.

"Your boy is quite self-aware." Father Xiao said with a smile: "Your mother is just expressing emotion. As for a big star, you can only write songs for others at most, and you are not even worthy of washing people's feet."

"Heh!" Xiao Chen snorted through his nose.

Jiang Chuxue smiled and said, "Uncle, don't say that, I'm just an ordinary girl, you haven't eaten yet, have you? Xiao Chen, you and Lin Mo go shopping for vegetables and make a meal for your uncles and aunts."

"No, no, we ate it when we came here." Mother Xiao waved her hand quickly.

Father Xiao suddenly looked at Jiang Chuxue and said, "May I ask, besides writing songs for you, does my son do other things for you here?"

Jiang Chuxue blushed, how would she answer this?
Do you want to say that I found your son by borrowing sperm?
Songwriting, is he incidental?