I became the boss of the system at the beginning

"Amitabha, sin is sin."

"What should come, will always come."

Xuanzang pressed his palms together, and looked helplessly at the sky.

Immediately afterwards, there was a thunderbolt in the clear sky, and a bolt of lightning fell from the sky without warning.

Boom!

Wukong was stunned for a moment. How could Xuanzang, whose face was glowing red just now, be suddenly struck by lightning and turned into a smoldering coke?

"Xuanzang!"

Wukong exclaimed and came to Xuanzang's side, seeing him lying on the ground dying.

Xuanzang breathed out white smoke, looked at Wukong complicatedly, met his gaze, Wukong couldn't help feeling guilty and annoyed.

"It's all my fault, it's all my grandson's fault for letting you eat meat. I shouldn't just grab those two vegetarian dishes. I should grab all the dishes and give you none of them, so that you won't be hurt." Retribution."

Hearing this, Xuanzang rolled his eyes, feeling that he was short of energy, he shook his head weakly.

On the verge of death, Xuanzang recovered all his memories.

"It's not your fault, poor monk, it's time to belch a long time ago. This is just an excuse made by his old man. Even if he doesn't eat, he will inevitably die."

"On the contrary, I have tasted the ecstasy of meat in this life, and the death of the poor monk is worth it. At least, at least it is not some other strange way of death."

Xuanzang didn't seem to regret having eaten meat.

He was demoted to the mortal world by the Tathagata because of his contempt for Buddhism, and some views are somewhat different from Buddhism.

Wouldn't it be wonderful for the Buddha to keep wine and meat in his intestines?

"He? Who is he?"

Wukong asked in confusion, but Xuanzang didn't answer. He looked longingly at the plate he had licked not far away.

"Anyway, I died because of greed, Wukong, you, can you make another dish for the poor monk to eat?"

Hearing this, Wukong couldn't help staring at Xuanzang suspiciously.

Your mouth is so black that it sticks together, can you still eat it?

But Wukong didn't refuse after all, he rubbed his sore eyes, hurriedly started to stir-fry, and took out his most cherished flour to make another plate.

Seeing the dishes Wukong brought, Xuanzang's eyes lit up.

Just when his mouth was about to touch the dish, he tilted his head and suddenly disappeared.

Wukong's eyes widened, and it took him a while to react.

In the end, he could only dig a pit to bury Xuanzang sadly, and then sat back on the blanket with a desolate expression, and glanced at the vegetarian beside him from the corner of his eye.

"Although my old grandson is not in the mood right now, I've done everything. It's still the limited edition given by brother Li. If you don't eat it, it's a waste."

Xuanzang's soul that has left his body: "???"

Picking up the plate, Wukong started to eat with red eyes. As he ate, his red eyes returned to normal. He lay comfortably on the edge of the blanket and fell asleep unconsciously.

Xuanzang was soon hooked by the impermanence of black and white.

Before heading to the underworld, Xuanzang looked back at the sleeping Wukong with complicated eyes.

Since Xuanzang's death, Monkey King has no intention of staying in the temple at all.

This thing that oppresses people has always asked him to chop wood and carry water, saying that it is tempered, but he always pushes back his serious skills. Seeing that he can't learn anything, Wukong leaves without hesitation.

Even if he passes the test and can practice Buddhism, but thinking of being struck to death by lightning if he eats meat, Wukong feels uncomfortable just by imagining it.

"There are several ways to seek immortality. For the longevity of Buddhism, it doesn't matter if you don't seek it!"

Putting down the monk's robe of doing odd jobs in the temple, Wukong ran away without a trace.

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bliss in the west,

A woman of peerless beauty was talking to herself.

"Bitch, I said I don't like coriander, but you secretly ate it again?"

"I do not have!"

"You still dare to quibble? Do you think I can do whatever I want if I accidentally doze off during the day?"

"I don't have one."

"Then when I took over my body at night, where did the coriander smell come from?"

"I,"

Oops, forgot to rinse my mouth.

The more agile voice suddenly stopped talking.

Just when the woman was about to continue to condemn with an angry face, she suddenly noticed something, her expression suddenly changed, she hastily turned into a wick, and returned to the lamp to light up.

Not long after, the Tathagata Buddha entered the hall. After sitting down, he looked at the lamp meaningfully.

"You guys were fighting again just now!"

Hearing this, the wick trembled, and the light flickered slightly.

"Report to my Buddha, we did not fight."

Tathagata shook his head helplessly,
"I purposely kneaded your sisters into a wick, don't you guys still have an epiphany about the good intentions?"

Looking at the majestic face of Buddha Tathagata, the two sisters suddenly panicked,
"Buddha, I was wrong."

Qingxia quickly turned into a human form, knelt down on the ground with a look of panic.

"I was wrong too."

Zixia belatedly followed suit.

It was night at this time, and her body was beyond her control, so my sister would naturally go to salute and apologize, she just had to say one more word as usual.

"That's all, how good you will be in the future depends entirely on you. If the grievances are not resolved, don't blame me for forcefully admonishing them!"

Tathagata closed his eyes and said no more.

Qingxia hurriedly saluted and left, her body turned into two wicks kneaded together again, and returned to the lamp.

I don't know how long it has passed, a burly arhat came in from outside the hall, wearing a yellow robe, so mighty.

"Buddha, this is the Ziqing sword you asked me to bring."

Tathagata nodded slightly, and with a move of his big hand, the sword flew out of Arhat's hand, and fell directly into his hand firmly.

Looking at the long sword in his hand with a faint white light of immortality, the Buddha couldn't help but admire it, saying:

"This sword has extraordinary karma, but it is an excellent magic weapon of the immortal family."

Luo Han nodded in agreement,
"Yes, it is said that if the owner of this sword is a woman, then the opposite sex who can pull out this sword in the future will definitely be the most suitable one for her."

Hearing this, the Buddha had a faint smile on his mouth and said nothing, but the wick on the lamp not far away shook several times.

"Purple green sword?"

Zixia was overjoyed, she had heard about this sword for a long time, but had never encountered it, now she couldn't help but increase the length of the wick, and stared at the long sword in the Buddha's hand happily.

Seeing this, I was immediately fascinated.

What surprised Zixia the most was that the Buddha did not let the arhat take the sword away, but waved his hand and put it on a shelf at the edge of the hall.

When the Buddha left the hall, Zixia couldn't stop her excitement anymore, and took advantage of the daytime when she was controlling her body, she immediately picked up the sword and observed carefully.

"What do you want to do? It belongs to the Buddha, how can you mess around?"

Seeing this scene, Qingxia was anxious and angry, but helplessly, when Zixia was controlling her body, she could only think about it in her mind.

But at this moment, Zixia was silent in her beautiful fantasy, annoyed by Qingxia's nagging, she simply blocked her deliberately, and suddenly felt that the whole world was quiet.

Zixia caressed the sword lightly, for some reason, when she touched the sword, she was filled with joy, and Ziqing sword seemed to like Zixia very much, trembling slightly and moaning softly.

"You like this sword very much?"

At this moment, a figure appeared in the hall, and Zixia's pretty face with a smile suddenly froze, and she turned her head slowly.

I don't know when, the Tathagata Buddha has already sat on the throne.