"Hahahahaha! Take a pinch!"

The evil Lu Feng was completely unaware of himself, and the burst of laughter had already come out
A shaking brought Lu Feng back to reality, he said in a daze, "Huh? What's wrong?"

Zina asked with a puzzled expression, still holding his arm, "Lu Feng, what are you smirking at? What are you pinching with your hand?"

"Ah? Me..." Lu Feng tried his best to rummage through the funny information in his brain, to see if he could say one, so that he didn't look so bad
Ding, he had a flash of inspiration, and then said, "I watched this wilderness. I suddenly thought of a video."

"What video?"

"The video says that if a person hasn't eaten for 20 days, he can see giant pandas eating giant pandas, seeing golden monkeys eating golden monkeys, eating steamed food, roasted food, hot pot, which is an emergency escape.

Hahahaha, outlaw lunatics are extraordinary!
This. Eating giant pandas is not a pinch! "

Seeing Lu Feng smirking, Zina gave him a blank look, and there was a trace of looking at a fool in her eyes.
Zina raised her hand and touched Lu Feng's forehead, "Do you have a fever?"

Lu Feng also raised his hand and touched his forehead, "No."

"Lu Feng, think about it carefully, don't say that a person hasn't eaten for 20 days, even if he eats [-] meals a day, he still can't beat a giant panda. A panda is a bear, isn't it a cat?"

Hmph, how could little Lu Feng not know about this?

Huh. He was just in a hurry to make up a nonsense to get rid of his smirk. He didn't think about pandas and pandas, so he just said the god comment below the video.

But this time, in Zina's eyes, he became even more stupid
What a ride!
Let's strike first!
Lu Feng rubbed Zina's little head, and said dotingly, "Maybe I don't know, I'm joking with you, I'm too tired today, let me tell you a joke to relax."

"Ha, it turns out that you deliberately wanted to make me laugh. Maybe I laughed a little bit too much, but it's quite funny when you think about it. Ah. Ha. Ha"

Looking at Lu Feng's serious face, Zina didn't want to spoil his interest, so she laughed awkwardly twice.
A dull rumbling sound slowly sounded in the sky, a low and long-lasting rumbling sound, a bit like the sound of grinding
Hey!God came to break the embarrassment.

Lu Feng took two quick steps, opened the door of the back seat, grabbed Zina's sleeve, and gently pushed her in.

"I'm going to go ahead."

Zina pulled the handle of the co-pilot and was about to open the door, but was held down by Lu Feng all of a sudden.

Lu Feng took her hand and dragged her to the back row, "Be good, the back is spacious and more comfortable."

Lu Feng stuffed Pikachu Nuanbao into Zina's arms, and closed the car door with a 'snap'.

There was a smirk on the corner of his mouth, "My wife must be touched by my gentleman's thoughtfulness and humor, hehe." '

"Lu Feng, why are you so anxious to let me get in the car? Are you embarrassed by yourself?"

I wipe!Why is Zina getting smarter?
"Uh, of course not! There is a change in the sky"

"What the hell?"

"It's thunder, but there is no sound. It is estimated that it will rain soon. Let's go home quickly, otherwise the road will be difficult."

Zina moved from side to side in the back row unhappily at first, but then she was too bored, so she simply listened to Lu Feng and lay down.
She covered her body with a blanket, and put a small cushion under her head.

Lu Feng saw that Zina lay down and drove the car very steadily.
Zina nestled under the blanket, not to mention, it was really comfortable to lie down, and fell asleep after a while.

With a crackling sound, Zina was woken up.
Zina half stood up, and said in a daze, "Are you there?"

Lu Feng glanced at the estimated time on the navigation, "No, it will take a while, almost half of the journey, you can sleep a little longer."

The wind and the rain and stars, as if looking for something on the ground, bumped from one end to the other.

The bean-sized raindrops hit the car windows, making the glass squeak.

Rainwater along the car glass, like broken beads, gradually connected into a line.

Zina looked out of the car window, and saw the water splashed up by the speeding vehicle one after another.

She pointed her fingers on the car window, as if she was touching the raindrops through the car glass, "It's raining a lot."

"Yeah, it rained heavily today, and I don't know how long it will last. There is more and more water on this road."

Lu Feng responded indifferently, holding back a smile in his heart. This time, he can only stay overnight.

Zina's half-closed eyes stared at the raindrops like bead curtains, and she secretly smiled.

Such a heavy rain will not stop for a while.
Then Lufeng
How to go home?
I can only hide from the rain at her house.
If the rain doesn't stop in the middle of the night, hey, I can't let Lu Feng take a taxi home in the rain in the middle of the night.

The stagnant water all over the city not only congests the roads, but also is prone to traffic accidents.

How dangerous!

Correct!
When the time comes, leave Lu Feng at home, eat and watch dramas
Zina leaned against the car window and looked sideways, staring at Lu Feng's shoulder from the gap on the edge of the car seat, sideways, with one corner of her lips tilted, thinking to herself, "Looking at Lu Feng like this, he must not be very courageous, and then he will look at the clown." Resurrection and the midnight bell!
Just look at the two at once, you won't be able to scare him to death!hey-hey. '

In the gap, Zina made a circle on her eyes with two fingers, and continued to look at Lu Feng through the circle.

fantasy to.
Lu Feng, who was soaked all over his body, walked into the living room, shook the water beads on his body, and said coquettishly, "Sister, it's so cold, I'm soaked all over, can I go take a bath in your bathtub , or people will catch a cold."

Zina shyly said, "Huh? This is not very good, but you are going to catch a cold, so you can go."

Lu Feng came out of the shower, with a towel tied around his waist, and some unwiped water vapor hung on his tight six-pack abs.

Zina covered her face, "Ah! Lu Feng, why don't you put on your clothes properly."

"Sister, my clothes are all wet. If I wear them again, I should catch a cold. Besides, don't my sister just like me like this? Are you shy?"

"What are you talking about here! They don't have any"

Zina hasn't finished speaking yet.
Lu Feng walked quickly towards her, pressed her hand against the wall, licked his lips and whispered in her ear, "Woman, you can't escape my palm!"

"Hahahahaha, exciting!"

A burst of violent laughter from the back row made Lu Feng tremble with fright.

"Xiao Qi, what are you provoking there?"

At this time, Zina smacked the corners of her mouth twice, and suddenly realized that her laughter was too loud, so she quickly covered her mouth with her hands, "It's nothing, it's just a nightmare."

"Uh Xiao Qi, you can laugh so happily when you have a nightmare?"

"Didn't you like to watch suspense and horror movies recently? Just now, I just dreamed that I was caught by zombies. In my dream, I felt like I was actually there, so I was happier."

Lu Feng: "."

Zombies? ? ?

Immersive feeling?
never mind!It doesn't matter if you don't watch this horror movie, she doesn't look scared!
Time to see it as a comedy!

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