When I was five years old, I helped my mother do test papers live, and I became popular

Ye Xiaotian closed his eyes.

After opening the door, Lin Shiqing took his hand and walked in, then closed the door.

"Stand here, don't open your eyes."

Lin Shiqing said something and ran away.

At this moment, Ye Xiaotian was very curious, wondering what kind of medicine was sold in her mother's gourd.

One minute later, Lin Shiqing came back.

Lin Shiqing said: "Little Tian, ​​open your eyes!"

As soon as Ye Xiaotian opened his eyes, he saw twinkling lights all over the room, some cute balloons, and his mother's smiling face.

"Happy birthday!"

Lin Shiqing stretched out her hand. It was a cake with a beautiful pattern and a line of words "Happy Birthday Xiaotian^ω^".

Ye Xiaotian wondered, "Today is my birthday?"

Lin Shiqing nodded.

Then put the cake on the table, plug in the candles and light the fire.

"Make a wish."

Lin Shiqing said.

Ye Xiaotian closed his eyes and began to make a wish, then opened his eyes and said doubtfully:

"Mom, it's my birthday, how can you wish?"

"Don't pay attention to these details!"

Lin Shiqing chuckled and said, "What wish did you make?"

Ye Xiaotian looked at her and said: "My wish is very simple, I just hope that my mother can study mathematics well and stop being lazy."

Touching his head, Lin Shiqing said curiously: "Why don't you just make a wish and let mom become a master of mathematics, so that you don't have to work so hard."

Ye Xiaotian held his forehead and complained, "There is no such thing as getting something for nothing."

"Wishes are ineffective when they are spoken."

Lin Shiqing pinched his face and asked him to blow out the candles.

As soon as the candle was blown out, Ye Xiaotian's face was smeared with female oil.

"ah!"

Lin Shiqing said in surprise, "You look like a little cat."

Then "giggle" laughter sounded.

Reciprocity.

Not willing to lose, Ye Xiaotian also wiped Lin Shiqing's face.

Lin Shiqing also wanted to wipe Ye Xiaotian away.

At this moment, Ye Xiaotian took a balloon, patted it, and burst the balloon.

"boom!"

A loud bang sounded.

Lin Shiqing, who was caught off guard, was frightened for a moment, she couldn't sit on the chair stably, and suddenly fell off her back.

Ye Xiaotian hurried over and helped her up.

At the same time, I feel a little guilty. My mother's IQ is very low. If she falls on her head, wouldn't she become mentally retarded?

Ye Xiaotian asked with concern: "Mom, are you okay?"

"Mom is fine."

Lin Shiqing hugged Ye Xiaotian, and said maliciously: "But you have something to do."

Immediately, a pair of catkins pinched Ye Xiaotian's face back and forth.

It was not until 2 minutes later that Lin Shiqing withdrew her hand in satisfaction.

She still cared about Ye Xiaotian, and was afraid that if she broke it this time, she would not be able to pinch it next time.

"Eat the cake, and play it again, it's a waste."

Lin Shiqing started cutting the cake, and after giving Ye Xiaotian the biggest piece, she started cutting her own.

Soon, this cake will be gone.

Most of them went into Lin Shiqing's stomach.

"Mom, thank you."

Ye Xiaotian was a little moved and said: "I'll give you some gifts too, I'll go on a treasure hunt first."

Lin Shiqing snatched the phone, interrupted him and said, "I don't want materials, and I don't want math books."

Ye Xiaotian said: "It's not information, and it's not a math book."

Then he went to the laptop and emptied the shopping cart.

The things inside were customized by him online.

Lin Shiqing came over and asked curiously, "What gift is it?"

"secret."

Ye Xiaotian smiled mysteriously, revealing two rows of white teeth.

three days later.

While Lin Shiqing was out shopping for groceries, a courier arrived.

Ye Xiaotian came in carrying a big box and put it on the floor.

The box is very light. After opening, most of them are some drawings and packing bags.

Drawings are the complete opposite of ordinary drawings because there are a lot of symbols on them.

are all mathematical symbols.

There are mathematical formulas on each drawing.

Even on the packaging bag, there are mathematical formulas.

The gift that Ye Xiaotian wanted to give his mother was precisely these spiritual food.

He also took great pains, knowing that his mother was not interested in mathematics, so he bought these things.

As long as they are pasted all over the house, and my mother will look at them every day, even a pig can transform into a canopy marshal and improve his grades.

Mom isn't even worse than a pig, is she?

Ye Xiaotian changed all the bags in the refrigerator.

It is still on the refrigerator, covered with formula drawings.

Then there are the walls.

But his height is not good, even though he moved the chair, it still doesn't fit high.

Lin Shiqing's room and toilet are the places that Ye Xiaotian takes care of, and there are a lot of drawings posted.

"Paste the door again!"

Ye Xiaotian took a formula drawing and pasted it, and the door opened just as he pasted it.

It was Lin Shiqing.

The drawing was just pasted on her belly.

Lin Shiqing, who just opened the door, glanced at the room, and immediately apologized: "Sorry, I entered the wrong house."

Then ran away.

The blueprint was still attached to her stomach, swaying up and down.

Ye Xiaotian hurried out and shouted: "Hey! Mom, you entered the wrong house!"

When she ran down the second floor, Lin Shiqing came to her senses.

This is my home, otherwise why can my key open it?

After hearing Ye Xiaotian's voice, she walked up again.

Ye Xiaotian tore off the drawing on Lin Shiqing's stomach, and pasted it on the door.

Taking a look at the house, it was full of fancy things, Lin Shiqing said in a daze:
"Xiaotian, what are you doing?"

Ye Xiaotian smiled and said, "Mom, this is my surprise for you."

"There are no surprises, but there are shocks!"

Lin Shiqing walked to the refrigerator, ready to eat something to calm her nerves.

As soon as I opened the refrigerator, I saw a bag full of formulas.

"It's scary!"

Lin Shiqing ran into the room, and then ran out again.

The room was even more horrible.

Ye Xiaotian was so frantic that he even pasted formula drawings on the quilt.

"Mom, eat snacks!"

Ye Xiaotian handed over a pack of snacks.

Lin Shiqing took a look and saw that it was full of formulas, and immediately felt that the snacks were not tasty.

Leaning back in the chair, Lin Shiqing asked, "Xiao Tian, ​​are these the gifts you were talking about three days ago?"

Ye Xiaotian nodded and said, "These are not materials, nor are they mathematics books."

"These things are scarier."

Lin Shiqing took a deep breath and continued, "Have you ever seen a broken feather duster?"

Ye Xiaotian shook his head and said, "I lost all the feather dusters at home."

Lin Shiqing slumped on the chair, feeling hopeless.

Then I picked up the snacks and ate them. Although the formula was terrible, the snacks were really delicious.

Ye Xiaotian walked to her side, sat down, and said earnestly:

"Mom, I'm doing this for your own good."

In Ye Xiaotian's heart, there was a feeling that his mother was like his daughter, and he broke his heart for this daughter.

Although his mother is so naive, he likes such a mother.

Only in front of the closest relatives, people will be defenseless and show their true nature.

Lin Shiqing's character is like this, she is usually very naive, like a little girl, she seems to never grow up.

But as long as Ye Xiaotian is in danger, she is definitely the one who stands in front.

Most mothers in the world are like this.

Lin Shiqing sighed, and said, "Mom knows, but I'm not used to it."

Ye Xiaotian took out a panda doll, handed it over, and said, "Mom, this is for you!"

A slap in the face, and another jujube.

Ye Xiaotian understands this truth.

Seeing how cute the panda doll is, Lin Shiqing's mood immediately improved.