When I was five years old, I helped my mother do test papers live, and I became popular

[Sun Wukong equals the sky, Tang Monk rides a monkey, it blows up the sky]
[Tang Monk rides a monkey, and he arrives in the west after a somersault. After finishing the book, Wu Chengen faints from crying in the toilet]
[There are many lice on the monkey body, it is better to ride a pig]
Netizens are discussing enthusiastically.

Ye Xiaotian was speechless, who is Xiuer, why is his brain so big?
Seeing Ye Xiaotian's expression, Huang Bingbing felt a little cute, and asked with a smile:
"Student Xiaotian, do you know why?"

After thinking for a while, Ye Xiaotian asked: "If you want to ride Monkey King, where should you ride it?"

Huang Bingbing thought about it seriously.

Ye Xiaotian said: "The best position should be the monkey's neck?"

Huang Bingbing nodded.

Ye Xiaotian said: "Riding on Sun Wukong's neck, does it look like his son?"

"what?"

Huang Bingbing was a little confused.

Ye Xiaotian smiled and said, "When a father takes his son out, doesn't he like to sit with him on the neck?"

Huang Bingbing said: "Student Xiaotian, your brain hole is bigger than that netizen."

The people in the live broadcast room were all surprised.

[No wonder no one catches monkeys]
[I can ride on the head of a monkey (funny.jpg)]
[I TM directly let the monkey ride on my head]
The second note was sent to Huang Bingbing, and Huang Bingbing read it out:

"The question from the second netizen is whether the expired DD is no longer poisonous or more poisonous?"

There is no need to think about such a simple question, Ye Xiaotian said directly:
"Toxicity has been reduced. DD is afraid of expiration, in fact, it is naturally volatilized or decomposed during storage, and the concentration is reduced, so its efficacy is weakened, and its toxicity is also greatly reduced."

"But it is still poisonous. If there is Xiu'er who is not afraid of death and wants to try it, it is recommended to buy a suona first, and then contact the crematorium. When the suona blows, people will be dragged to the crematorium, and the whole village can eat. "

Huang Bingbing understood.

Netizens also understood.

Soon, the last note was delivered to Huang Bingbing, she unfolded it and said:
"The question from the third netizen is, if you use the poison of a poisonous snake to kill a poisonous snake, will the poisonous snake be poisoned to death by the poison of the poisonous snake?"

As soon as the words fell, she began to think.

Will it be poisoned?
Netizens are also thinking.

[surely not]
[surely will]
[Fight poison with poison, and finally the poisonous snake will become a non-poisonous snake]
"It depends on the situation."

Ye Xiaotian thought for a while and said: "The first case is, if a poisonous snake bites you, will you be poisoned to death by your own poison? The second case is, if another poisonous snake bites you, will the bitten snake be poisoned to death?"

Huang Bingbing thought for a moment and said, "They should all die, right?"

Ye Xiaotian shook his head, and continued:
"In the first case, the poisonous snake will basically not bite you. Even if it does happen, the venom entering the snake's wound will have the same effect as the prey bitten by the poisonous snake, but the effect will be different."

"Because poisonous snakes have resistance to their own toxins and similar toxins, the poison of poisonous snakes is not enough to kill poisonous snakes."

"At this time, some people will question, in reality, there are many cases of poisonous snakes biting themselves and then dying. Why is this?"

"In this case, it is difficult to tell whether the direct cause of the poisonous snake's death is the toxin or the wound."

"In the second case, being bitten by different types of poisonous snakes may cause death, depending on the degree of toxicity."

Huang Bingbing nodded half understanding.

Netizens call it useless.

Ye Xiaotian smiled and said: "The netizens have asked me so many questions, so let me ask them a few too!"

"Use the electric eel's electric eel, will the electric eel be electrocuted to death by the electric eel's electricity?"

"Is it a gang fight when a pregnant woman hits someone?"

"You told a joke, and your tablemate died laughing, will you be arrested?"

"Zhang San raped a woman and found out it was a man. Will he go to jail?"

Ye Xiaotian asked a lot of questions in a row.

Huang Bingbing was stunned.

Brother Xiaotian's brain hole is bigger than the Xiu'er on the Internet!

Netizens were dumbfounded, the speed of thinking couldn't keep up with the speed of asking questions.

Some netizens are going to faint.

There are still some netizens who are not confused or dizzy, because they are Xiu'er, and they are all commenting:

[The case of electric eels is the same as that of venomous snakes]
[This pregnant woman is awesome, she even fights while pregnant]
[Even if my deskmate hasn't died from laughing, I'll send him to heaven with one punch]
[Outlaw fanatic Zhang San]
The recording of the program will soon be over.

Huang Bingbing brought Ye Xiaotian to a restaurant, ready to reward him.

Delicious food was served.

Huang Bingbing suggested: "Brother Xiaotian, where did you buy these glasses? What a sand sculpture! Take them off quickly, or I'm afraid they will be sprayed out after dinner."

Ye Xiaotian took off his glasses, stuffed them back into his pocket, and said suspiciously:

"Such handsome glasses, how can sand sculpture?"

"Well, very handsome!"

Huang Bingbing nodded perfunctorily, perhaps because Xueba's aesthetics are different from ordinary people.

Ye Xiaotian asked: "Sister Huang, how am I doing?"

Huang Bingbing sighed, and said, "Brother Xiaotian, although I know you're telling the truth, you can easily be beaten like this."

"Versailles is not illegal, but immoral!"

Ye Xiaotian said helplessly: "Do I have Versailles?"

It's not Versailles, is it?

Huang Bingbing insisted: "You have!"

If Ye Xiaotian was a woman, she would have beaten him long ago.

The two stopped worrying about this issue and started to eat.

Huang Bingbing's appetite is normal, unlike Zhang Tingting and Lin Shiqing, who have small stomachs and big appetites.

The two ate for a long time before they wiped out a table of food.

Of course, the table is relatively small.

After eating, Huang Bingbing drove Ye Xiaotian back to the Sunshine Community.

Huang Bingbing's driving skills are quite good, although there were some twists and turns in the process, she still returned to the community safe and sound.

Lin Shiqing went downstairs when she heard the sound of the car.

Huang Bingbing bit Ye Xiaotian's face, and said goodbye to him.

As soon as he got off the car, Ye Xiaotian saw Lin Shiqing who was smiling all over her face.

Ye Xiaotian's heart skipped a beat, thinking: "Mom won't really want to beat me up?"

Let's flatter first!

"You smile so obscenely"

Ye Xiaotian poohed for a while, and reorganized his words: "Mom, you look so pretty when you smile."

Lin Shiqing nodded, smiled brighter, and led Ye Xiaotian up to the third floor.

Seeing his mother so anxious, Ye Xiaotian's heart turned cold.

No way?
Really want to hit me?
At the door, Lin Shiqing said mysteriously: "Little Tian, ​​close your eyes first!"

Ye Xiaotian asked: "Mom, are you afraid that I will run away?"

Close your eyes, you will be bound as soon as you enter the door, and then it will be an education of love.

Lin Shiqing asked suspiciously: "Xiao Tian, ​​what are you talking about? Why did you run away?"

Ye Xiaotian breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that my mother didn't want to hit me, so he said:

"Ah? What escape? I said I was hungry!"