When I was five years old, I helped my mother do test papers live, and I became popular

early morning.

The butterfly-like eyelashes moved, and Lin Shiqing slowly opened her eyes, and the scene that caught her eyes made her look dazed.

Ye Xiaotian curled up at the corner of the bed and slept soundly. He didn't know if he moved over by himself or was kicked by her. There was also a little snow-white jade foot sticking to his face.

Quickly retracting her little feet, Lin Shiqing was thinking about yesterday, what happened?

Fragmented.

No memory at all.

Forget it.

forget about it.

My head hurts just thinking about it.

Lin Shiqing got up, went to the bathroom to wash up, and then cooked lean meat porridge.

The porridge is fragrant.

Lin Shiqing called Ye Xiaotian, and came out with a pot, filled two bowls of porridge and put them on the dining table, and waited for it to cool before eating.

As soon as Ye Xiaotian woke up, he felt a little pain all over his body, especially his face, the burning pain, as if he was beaten by the crowd.

Ye Xiaotian moved his body a bit, and after washing up, he came to the dining table and sat down, and asked:

"Mom, you won't hit me secretly, will you?"

"You still have the nerve to say it?" Lin Shiqing's face was calm, but there was a trace of grievance in her eyes, "When I woke up in the morning, I found your little feet stepping on my face."

"Ah?" Ye Xiaotian was speechless.

"Right now, my face is still red." Lin Shiqing pointed at her face, pouted her mouth, and was about to cry.

"Is it red?" The corners of Ye Xiaotian's eyes twitched. Not only was her mother's face not red, but it was as white and flawless as jade.

However, Ye Xiaotian couldn't tell the truth from the aggrieved expression, so he could only apologize to her and comfort her a little bit.

"I'm fine." Lin Shiqing suppressed a smile in her heart, but her face looked like she was being bullied, and she was drinking porridge happily.

After eating the porridge, Ye Xiaotian went back to his room, ready to upload the contents of Chapter 2 of "Three-Body Problem".

As soon as I logged into the author's background, I saw that there was a short website.

Dear author, your novel "Three-Body Problem" has reached the signing standard, please add an editor as soon as possible to complete the signing.

Edit small drop button: 50XXXXX35.

"It's a bug." Ye Xiaotian was a little puzzled, why are there more than ten short websites?The Tomato Chinese website is not very good, and it is actually stuck with a bug.

Add the button to edit the small drop.

seconds pass.

Tomato-Xiaoluo: Is the author "the most handsome online writer"?

The most handsome man in the universe: It is Ben handsome.

Tomato-Xiao Luo: Is Da Da willing to sign a contract?

The most handsome man in the universe: think about it.

Tomato-Xiaoluo: "The Three-Body Problem" has a good beginning. If I can stabilize the content behind it, I am confident that the big novel can become a popular book.

The editor is trying to trick you!

Ye Xiaotian praised Da Liu in his heart, once the book is good enough, no matter it is in another world or this world, it can surprise people.

The contract is naturally a contract, but Ye Xiaotian was a little curious whether this Xiao Luo was a man or a woman, so he sent a message:
If you can send me a selfie, I'll sign the contract.

no reply.

Ye Xiaotian frowned, he must be a big guy who picks his feet, right?

1 minutes passed.

The phone rang.

Tomatoes - Xiaoluo: [image]
The picture shows a young lady about 27 years old, with a handsome appearance and good facial features, she can be regarded as a girl with a relatively high appearance.

Ye Xiaotian chuckled and asked:

Can you post a photo of summer?

Tomato-Xiao Luo: [Crying.jpg][Angry.jpg]
Ye Xiaotian was a little embarrassed, he seemed to have offended the editor lady, so he quickly explained:

Sister Xiaoluo, I want you to send a picture of summer scenery, not what you think, you misunderstood.

At the same time, Xiao Luo, who was sitting in front of the computer, was also very embarrassed. It turned out that she had misunderstood what others meant.

It was all the fault of the paratrooper "Forgot Sword" who made her think that this "No. [-] Handsome Internet Writer" was also a dishonest person.

Especially the phrase "Sister Xiao Luo", made Xiao Luo even more ashamed. He might be an underage brother, so she misunderstood him just like that.

It's so inappropriate.

"Damn it." Then Xiao Luo came to his senses, "He called me sister, does that mean he's young?"

Xiao Luo hurriedly found a picture of Xia Tian, ​​sent it over, and then asked: Da Da, how old are you now?

The most handsome online text: 6 years old.

Tomato-Xiaoluo: Can you be a little more honest?
No. 6 handsome online writer: I wanted to communicate with you as a normal person, but what I got in exchange was alienation. Now I don’t pretend, it’s a showdown. I’m [-] and a half years old.

Tomato-Xiaoluo: [Speechless.jpg]
For this author, Xiao Luo doesn't even believe a single punctuation mark. She can write such a novel at the age of six and a half. Even kindergarten children can't believe it.

Do you still think you are Hua Xiatian, Ye Xiaotian?
Xiao Luo guessed that the age of the "No. 16 Handsome Online Writer" should be [-] and a half years old.

Such a good writing style at such a young age is also a rare talent.

sign.

The first thing to do is to sign this talent.

Tomato-Xiao Luo: Is it possible to sign a contract?
The No. [-] handsome online writer: Yes.

Xiaoluo sent two contracts immediately, and then explained:
There are two contracts here. Please read them carefully. Since you are underage, when signing the contract, you need your guardian to sign TA's name on the back.

The number one online writer: OK.

Ye Xiaotian immediately looked at the contract.

Lin Shiqing appeared next to her, and said in surprise, "Signed the contract so soon?"

Ye Xiaotian was taken aback, and complained, "Mom, why are you so elusive?"

"It's you who are too serious." Lin Shiqing stretched out her hand and was about to take the phone to read the contract on it.

Ye Xiaotian quickly pushed her hand back, and said calmly: "Mom, I'll send a copy to your mobile phone, and you can watch it on your mobile phone."

Lin Shiqing nodded without thinking too much.

After sending a contract, Ye Xiaotian heaved a sigh of relief, and hurriedly deleted the chat history of molesting Xiaoluo on the phone.

If his mother knew that he was so young, he would molested the young lady.

Then his personality will collapse.

"But what is my personality?" Ye Xiaotian was a little embarrassed, and then looked at the two contracts.

"These two contracts are divided into Contract A and Contract B." Lin Shiqing put down her phone, and said to Ye Xiaotian, "Contract A means that the website wants your copyright, but will vigorously promote your book."

"Contract B means that the website does not want your copyright, but it will not vigorously promote your book."

"Oh." Ye Xiaotian nodded, "Then I choose contract B."

Lin Shiqing smiled and said, "If you want to win against me, you have to choose Contract A."

"Contract B." Ye Xiaotian shook his head. This "Three-Body Problem" is a divine book. It won the Hugo Award in his previous life, so the copyright cannot be transferred.

As for winning mother, it is as simple as eating and drinking.

As long as he promotes "The Three-Body Problem" on his scarf, won't he be afraid of becoming popular?
"Innocent mother, don't you understand me? I have never talked about martial arts." Ye Xiaotian secretly laughed in his heart.