When I was five years old, I helped my mother do test papers live, and I became popular

Like a pig, Lin Shiqing wiped out all the meat and vegetables on the table, including the half plate of rooster fried wine.

Not drunk?
Ye Xiaotian breathed a sigh of relief, took out a can of dried fish and a bag of cat food, and went to feed the cat Xiaomi.

Ten small dried fish and a bowl of cat food.

Mao Xiaomi glanced at Ye Xiaotian resentfully, and then started cooking.

"You're so fat, it's time to lose some weight." Ye Xiaotian reached out and rubbed the cat's fat head, good guy, other cats are puffy, but it is really fat.

Just talking about this head is like adding a big head effect, which is much bigger than a normal cat's head.

"Meow."

Mao Xiaomi stretched out her claws, and slapped Ye Xiaotian's hand away.

Just when Ye Xiaotian stretched out his hand again, there was movement from behind.

Turn around and look.

Lin Shiqing was holding a frying pan, her face was red, and she staggered over.

"Fuck, I'm drunk." With a thump in his heart, Ye Xiaotian picked up Maoxiaomi and blocked it in front of him.

"Superman is strong, give me a blow." Lin Shiqing's eyes were shining, she raised the frying pan, ran over, and was about to hit someone.

"Mao Xiaomi, I'm sorry." Ye Xiaotian was very sorry, and in order to protect himself, he threw Mao Xiaomi out.

Lin Shiqing stretched out the frying pan and caught Maoxiaomi.

"Meow."

Mao Xiaomi panicked and wanted to run away, but was caught by Lin Shiqing.

"Superman is strong, where are you going?" Lin Shiqing slapped the cat on the head.

How many times have you watched "Piggy Man"?
The corner of Ye Xiaotian's eyes twitched, he ran over cautiously, and called softly: "Pigman, is that you?"

"He Fang, little pig, is calling me." Lin Shiqing left Mao Xiaomi aside, staggered to Ye Xiaotian's side, stared at him, and breathed out a mouthful of alcohol, "Don't worry, take him back and be Mrs. Yazhai."

As soon as the words fell, Lin Shiqing picked up Ye Xiaotian, walked to the room, put him on the bed, and said domineeringly: "Sleep quickly, or I will beat you."

Ye Xiaotian breathed a sigh of relief, and said weakly, "But I haven't taken a shower yet."

"Wash dates?" Lin Shiqing tilted her head, "I, Little Pig, don't eat dates, if you dare to speak again, I will beat you."

"No"

As soon as Ye Xiaotian opened his mouth, he slapped his little butt with a slap.

"I will not say anymore."

Snapped!
Another slap.

Ye Xiaotian quickly lay down, closed his mouth and eyes, and began to pretend to sleep.

"That's right, you're very good, I'll give you a slap." Lin Shiqing showed a smile, like a female devil, which made people very frightened.

Snapped!
Slap down.

Ye Xiaotian was stunned.

But he dared not speak.

"Go and catch another pig." Lin Shiqing muttered, and just as she stepped up, she fell down and fell asleep.

Ye Xiaotian sighed and dragged her up with all his strength, and then took off her shoes.

Lin Shiqing lay sprawled on the bed.

"Do you want to take revenge?" Ye Xiaotian hesitated for a moment, then his expression became determined, he stretched out his hand, and was about to pat Lin Shiqing's red face.

Just shot mid-air.

Sudden-

Lin Shiqing raised her foot and pushed Ye Xiaotian down.

This foot is like Wuzhishan, pressing on Ye Xiaotian's back, making him unable to move.

immediately-

Snapped!
Lin Shiqing raised her other foot, and kicked Ye Xiaotian's little butt.

"hiss."

Ye Xiaotian yelped in pain, he didn't dare to think otherwise, was suppressed under the "Five Fingers Mountain", and fell asleep slowly.

Tomato Chinese website office building.

The editor Xiao Luozheng was furious, and blocked an author with the online name "Wangjian".

A colleague passing by asked, "Xiao Luo, who made you angry?"

"There is a wonderful author." Xiao Luo took a deep breath, "He said, I either find him a girlfriend, or I will be his girlfriend, otherwise he will be a eunuch."

"Is he a great god?"

"As soon as he hit the street, the elementary school students can write better than him." Xiao Luo complained: "I really don't understand, it's so ordinary, but it's overconfident."

"The forest is big, and there are all kinds of birds." The colleague sighed, "If you block him, you won't have many authors under your command."

"Take your time." Xiao Luo was a little worried. If she couldn't find another good book, let alone becoming a regular, she would be able to pack up and leave soon.

"I get off work first, and you get off work early too." The colleague left.

In the entire office, Xiao Luo was the only one left.

"It's already nine o'clock, and I will leave work after reading one or two more books. It's not easy for a new editor." Xiao Luo sighed, rubbed his eyes, and began to read the manuscript.

"Three-body?" Xiao Luo was surprised, what does this mean, does it mean that one person has three bodies?

Click to take a look.

"The writing is good, this is not a newcomer." Xiao Luo praised and continued to read.

Half an hour passed.

"It's too short." Xiao Luo complained, she was really a short and feeble author, and then she reacted and was shocked.

Her favorite is the editor, not the reader.

"It actually took me half an hour for these few thousand words." Glancing at the time in the lower right corner of the screen, Xiao Luo was even more shocked, "If this book can hold its own, it must be a magical book of science fiction."

sign.

Be sure to sign this author.

"The most handsome online writer." Seeing this name, Xiao Luo was a little speechless. Those who can come up with such an author's name are usually fat boys.

And the one who can write such a good beginning of "The Three-Body Problem" should not be too young.

To sum up, the author of the "No. [-] Handsome Internet Writer" should be an older fat boy.

Xiao Luo smiled awkwardly, what does it matter to her what other people look like?As long as it's not as wretched as that "Forgotten Sword", it's fine.

The first thing to do is to sign the author.

Xiao Luo immediately sent a message to the backstage of the author of "The Most Handsome Internet Writer":
Dear writer, your novel "Three-Body Problem" has reached the signing standard, please add editors as soon as possible to complete the signing.

Edit small drop button: 50XXXXX35.

Xiao Luo's heart sank immediately, wondering if the author was willing to sign the contract.

So nervous.

Xiao Luo sat on the chair, staring at the buttons on the computer, hoping that someone would add her as a friend.

"Cough." An old voice sounded.

Someone added her as a friend.

"Fuck, why is this 'Forgotten Sword'." Xiao Luo was a little speechless.

What left her speechless the most was the verification information above:
If you don't have a girlfriend, you can introduce a boyfriend to me.

"Silly 13, do you want to introduce a sow to you?" Xiao Luo cursed, neither agreeing to the friend application nor rejecting it.

Another half hour passed.

Xiao Luo sighed, lost and said: "'The most handsome online writer', why don't you add me as a friend?"

It was past ten o'clock in the evening.

Xiao Luo packed up her things, walked out of the office building, swept a small electric donkey, and rode home.

back home.

She turned the volume of her mobile phone to the highest level, waiting for the sound of friend application.

But it never came.