When I was five years old, I helped my mother do test papers live, and I became popular

Early the next morning, Ye Xiaotian dragged Lin Shiqing to listen to the speech.

In the lecture hall, there are a lot of ladies and sisters, not graduate students.

Lin Shiqing was sitting on a chair, dozing off.

Ye Xiaotian was sitting next to her, looking at Miss Sister.

He found that many young ladies were either dozing off or playing with their mobile phones.

When the speech started, Ye Xiaotian was speechless.

He thought it was a financial expert who would give a lecture on financial knowledge, but he didn't expect that it was a bad old man who poured chicken soup on everyone.

No wonder the hearts of these students drifted away.

Ye Xiaotian regretted coming with his mother, so he immediately leaned on her and fell asleep.

[Congratulations to the host for completing the task and gaining 10 master points]

【Scholar value: 27w】

[Mathematics: lv6 (0/100w)]

[language: lv4 (0/10w)]

[English: lv3 (0/10000)]

[Physics: lv3 (0/10000)]

[Biochemistry: lv4 (5000/10w)]

[Information: lv4 (0/10w)]

[Material: lv4 (0/10w)]

Ye Xiaotian was startled a little, and complained: "System, can you stop making noise when I'm sleeping?"

System [OK, my treasure]

Ye Xiaotian:
So greasy, drinking fake wine, right?

System [I drank yesterday, what kind of wine did I drink, and my relationship with you will last forever]

The corners of Ye Xiaotian's eyes twitched, and he cursed, "Get lost."

system [OK]

Ye Xiaotian started to sleep again.

The old man above was giving an impassioned speech.

The students below are either sleeping or playing with their mobile phones.

An hour passed.

The speech is almost over.

Those who slept woke up, and those who played with their mobile phones were still playing with their mobile phones.

"You are a person who earns 3000 a month, why should someone who makes 3 a month fall in love with you?" the old man asked the students in the audience.

It was very quiet.

No one wants to answer.

At this moment, a young lady stood up and said, "I'm good enough!"

The students in the audience all wanted to laugh, but when they saw the black face of the old man on the stage, they all held back.

Another young lady stood up and said emotionally:
"Men are flamboyant and heroic, women are coquettish and have noble sentiments, men are not hooligans and develop abnormally, women are not coquettish, and the sun does not rise high."

When these tiger and wolf words came out, everyone couldn't hold back anymore, and they all burst out laughing.

"Ha ha."

"Ha ha."

"Ha ha."

The lecture hall echoed with laughter.

Ye Xiaotian glanced at the two girls who were crouching dragons and phoenixes. They all lowered their heads in embarrassment. They were obviously the unlucky ones who lost in the game of truth or dare.

The face of the old man on the stage was already darker than the black man with toothpaste.

"You all sit down."

The old man was going to be so angry that he didn't want to talk anymore, so he just announced that the speech was over.

Ye Xiaotian and his mother had breakfast, and then went back to the dormitory.

Start streaming.

The content of the live broadcast is to promote the Chat APP.

Not long after the 怪人礼话app was launched, some merchants wanted to advertise on it, but Ye Xiaotian did not agree, and the advertising fee was only hundreds of thousands.

However, there are no advertisements on the APP, which seems a bit monotonous.

So Ye Xiaotian put up some advertisements.

The content of the advertisement is not to promote products, but something that parents and students like to hear and see, a lot of formulas and laws.

Lin Shiqing downloaded the chatting app, and named the artificial intelligence in it - Honest Man.

"Honest man, am I a pretty little fairy?"

Lin Shiqing asked about artificial intelligence narcissistically.

The honest man said: "You must have stolen the tribute from home when you were young, otherwise why do you look like you have been punished by God?"

Lin Shiqing's smile began to freeze.

"But don't be depressed, God is fair." The honest man comforted Lin Shiqing like this.

Lin Shiqing's frozen smile began to melt.

The honest man said again: "Given you an ugly appearance, it will definitely give you a low IQ, so as not to make you look uncoordinated."

Lin Shiqing's smile froze again, and her face was turning black.

[haha, xswl]
[Gou Qing’s expression changes, contracted my laughing point for a year]
[Runren chat app, whoever plays it will know, Ouye]
"Meow meow, I want to uninstall you." Lin Shiqing gritted her teeth, and was about to uninstall the chat app.

Obviously, her live broadcast publicity overturned.

Just when Lin Shiqing quit the app, she accidentally clicked on the advertisement, and then a lot of formulas and laws appeared, which almost hypnotized her.

After uninstalling the app, Lin Shiqing pinched Ye Xiaotian's face and complained:
"Why did you come up with such an app? I feel that the ability to hate people is stronger than that of Xiao A."

Ye Xiaotian said truthfully: "No, it is not as strong as Little A."

What Lin Shiqing didn't know was that her car rollover incident was recorded by the people in the live broadcast room and uploaded to the scarf.

The tenth most searched.

#民国神秘live rollover process#
[Ye Shen is so cute, I really want to take his mother home]
[Jimei, I laughed so hard]
[Everyone come with me, give five stars to the app, so that more people who need it can see this app (funny.jpg)]
It was a hot search twice in a row, and the number of downloads of the chatting app has been rising steadily.

Especially those parents, seeing the above advertisements are all formula laws, immediately downloaded this app on their children's mobile phones.

In just one week, the number of downloads in Longwei's mobile app market alone has exceeded [-] million.

So terrifying.

Ye Xiaotian was not only unhappy, but also a little depressed.

Why didn't Huang Bingbing come to interview him?

If you don't appear on the show, how can you pretend to be 13 cough cough exposure?

Without exposure, how do you get a lot of mastery points?
But soon, Ye Xiaotian was no longer depressed, because the school held an award ceremony for him to celebrate his proof of the Hail conjecture.

Not to mention being able to pretend to be 13, there is a scholarship of 100 million.

Even before the awards ceremony started, the audience was packed.

Looking at this group of amiable and lovely students, Ye Xiaotian showed a smile that an honest person should have, and he must tell them more dry goods at the bottom of the box later.

The headmaster came to Ye Xiaotian's side, first they exchanged business ideas, and then exhorted:

"Student Xiaotian, you must remember the school's regulations, you are not allowed to wear those glasses during the stage."

Ye Xiaotian nodded, without wearing glasses, he can still pretend to be 13 oh it's not about dry stuff.

"He proved the Zhou's conjecture and won glory for the school and the country. Not long ago, he proved the Hail conjecture and caused a sensation in the entire mathematics world. He is ours"

The host spoke eloquently on stage.

"God Ye."

"God Ye."

"God Ye."

The shouts of the students were like a bell.

Ye Xiaotian tidied up his clothes, walked up with graceful steps, and faced the students with a sincere smile.