When I was five years old, I helped my mother do test papers live, and I became popular

One day before leaving school, Ye Xiaotian and the others moved back to the Qingbei dormitory.

First day of school.

Ye Xiaotian is free, but Lin Shiqing is very busy, because she has to study with her tutor in advance.

in the dormitory.

Ye Xiaotian sat on the sofa and logged into the bib with his mobile phone.

The 怪人谈谈 APP has been put on the mobile application market, but not many people know about this APP, so it needs to be advertised.

There is no need to spend money on publicity, Ye Xiaotian has more than 1800 million fans of the bib, which is a very good publicity channel.

Ye Xiaotian is more handsome than V:

Bored, developed a chat app, interested friends can download and play, super fun (sincerely.jpg)

For those who want to download, search in the mobile application market: 火人chat APP (smile.jpg)

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On this scarf, Ye Xiaotian also put a video, the video content is that little A is acting like a baby to him, the sweet and lovely voice can definitely make the heart of an otaku.

[Little A is so cute]
[Is this chat app as cute as little A, I want to download it]
[I want to download + ID number]
After an hour, there were 20 likes and 10 comments.

Those celebrities were so envious when they saw this scene, the scarves they advertised did not exceed 10 likes in a month.

As for Ye Xiaotian, it was 20 per hour.

Seeing the number of likes for the scarf, Ye Xiaotian shook his head in disappointment. He didn't get 50 likes in an hour, so he was going to die.

But he's not a star either, so let's pass when he's out of breath.

You Yongchi is a junior high school student. He brought his mobile phone to school, and there is a follow on Ye Xiaotian on his scarf.

See Ye Xiaotian's updated scarf.

He wanted to know how the little devil's software was, so he immediately downloaded the chat app.

Just finished downloading.

The head teacher walked in, pulled it like a 250, and said loudly: "The exam is starting now. I want to know if you are all stupid during the Chinese New Year?"

Take math.

In this test paper, except for the first multiple-choice question, You Yongchi doesn't know any of the other questions.

Just when he was about to draw lots, he thought of the chatting APP.

Because Ye Xiaotian's promotional video is Little A.

He knew that Little A was also a top student.

The artificial intelligence of this chatting APP must be like Xiao A, a master of learning.

Click on the APP.

"Dear master, please choose a name for me, and I can serve you after it is done." The sweet voice came from the phone, which made You Yongchi's heart melt.

It also startled him.

Fortunately, the earphones were plugged in, otherwise the 250 class teacher would have discovered it.

You Yongchi whispered, "Xueba."

"Xueba is at your service." A sweet voice sounded.

You Yongchi felt a kind of love throbbing, he liked this artificial intelligence very much, but now it is exam time, the most urgent thing is to cheat, not to love each other.

"Xueba, what are the vertex coordinates of the parabola y=3(x+2)-1?"

You Yongchi lowered his voice and said.

The artificial intelligence bully said sweetly: "Master, please unplug the earphones, the bully will tell you quietly."

You Yongchi hesitated for a moment, then pulled out the earphones.

immediately-

The irritable loli voice sounded.

"Someone cheated on the exam."

Artificial intelligence is as loud as a bell.

The whole class stopped writing and looked at You Yongchi gloatingly.

The death scene of a large community.

The class teacher's face was as black as the bottom of the pot, and he walked down from the podium and asked sternly, "Are you cheating with your mobile phone?"

"No."

You Yongchi quickly denied it.

The voice of the artificial mentally handicapped tyrant sounded: "I have a recording, which can prove that he wants to cheat."

The voice of You Yongchi asking Xueba just now sounded.

Another large-scale social death scene.

You Yongchi was so embarrassed that he could pick out a sad planet.

"Hand over your phone."

The head teacher snatched You Yongchi's cell phone, and then said viciously, "Get out and stand in the corridor."

"That's right! If you are ugly, you should study more, and don't always think about cheating." The artificial intelligence bully gloated at him.

You Yongchi walked out embarrassed and angry.

The phone is turned off.

You Yongchi's deskmate suddenly asked, "Teacher, can you change the test paper for me?"

"why?"

The voice at the same table said weakly: "Just now when the phone rang, I was so scared that I tore up the test paper immediately."

The class teacher showed an amiable smile, and said to him gently: "You also let me get out."

A lot of people have downloaded the chatting APP.

But none of them were as miserable as You Yongchi.

But they were all stunned by this artificial intelligence to doubt life.

And the most incredible thing for them is that they are still reluctant to uninstall this APP even though they have been out of the shadows.

Especially for some single dogs, listening to the sweet loli voice, it's like falling in love, the more you hate them, the braver they are.

Those who have been bitten to the point of gnashing their teeth recommend this app to their deskmates, girlfriends, or wives in line with the good morality of "sharing good things together"
Anyway, just see who is unhappy and recommend it to anyone to download.

As a result, more and more people were stunned to doubt life.

soon.

The chatting APP is now on the hot search.

Hot search fifth.

#Have you ever been stunned by chat software to doubt your life#
[This software is really fun, I used it to make my wife cry, now people are outside the door, and the mosquito is quite fat]
[Wake up upstairs, you don't have a wife]
[Five-star praise, the app for chatting with people is really good, I suggest everyone download one (funny.jpg)]
Basically all good reviews.

Even if they were almost factorized and wanted to smash their phones, they all gave five-star praise.

Regardless of whether it is good or not, let passers-by be trapped first.

After a day.

Ye Xiaotian took a look at Longwei's app market, and the number of downloads of the chat app has reached more than 200 million, which is really terrifying.

"These netizens are really cute."

Ye Xiaotian praised the netizens.

If he played such an app, he would not only give a one-star bad review, but also scold the developer to the bone.

Lin Shiqing, who had attended class for a day, came back with a tired body.

Ye Xiaotian had already prepared meals.

After dinner.

Lin Shiqing turned on the loving mother mode, and said in a gentle voice like water:
"My dearest baby, there will be a speech tomorrow morning, can you take your mother's mobile phone, go to the scene to sign in, and then listen to the speech by the way?"

Ye Xiaotian said a little speechlessly: "If you don't want to go, don't you want to go?"

Lin Shiqing said with a bitter face, "There are credits."

Ye Xiaotian:
Mom is really weird, she wants to sleep in and get credits.

But what are credits for?

He doesn't have a single credit, no, he can still graduate.

The world of a top student is different from that of ordinary people.

Ye Xiaotian said: "It's impossible to go for you, but I can accompany you."

"objk."