When I was five years old, I helped my mother do test papers live, and I became popular

early morning.

Lin Shiqing took Ye Xiaotian for a walk on the Qingbei campus.

The morning sun pours on the body, which can bring people a lot of warmth in winter.

Ye Xiaotian and the others were wearing thick clothes.

Especially Lin Shiqing, who was dressed like a zongzi with fluffy clothes, looked very silly and cute.

On the school road, Ye Xiaotian saw Huang Bingbing.

Huang Bingbing is interviewing tourists in the school.

"Are you happy?"

Huang Bingbing is interviewing an old man.

The uncle said, "My surname is not Hu, but Zeng."

"Uh"

Huang Bingbing smiled and asked, "Uncle Zeng, what do you think of the campus scenery in Qingbei?"

The uncle said lightly: "What can you think? It's very ordinary, except for the girls here, there is nothing to see."

Such a word of tiger and wolf.

Huang Bingbing was stunned for a moment.

The uncle pointed to the camera and asked doubtfully, "You, will you be on TV?"

Huang Bingbing nodded.

"wait for me a while."

The uncle quickly spit on the palm of his hand, rubbed it a few times, and wiped it on the top of his head. Then he took out his sunglasses, put them on, and said solemnly:

"Qingbei University was founded in 1898. It was originally called Jingshi University Hall, now referred to as Qingbei University. It is the first national comprehensive university in modern China."

"If you want to come to Qingbei to see the scenery, I suggest you go to Qingbei Ximen, Minghe Garden and Moming Lake and other scenic spots. The scenery here is beautiful."

"Welcome to Qingbei and open up the world for you!"

Like an expert, the uncle gave a comprehensive introduction to Qingbei University to the audience in front of the camera, and showed a handsome smile from time to time.

Not far away, Ye Xiaotian shouted in his heart: "Fuck!"

Huang Bingbing obviously interviewed the wrong person.

Ye Xiaotian recognized this old man, he was not a tourist, but a sweeper in the school.

With so many people sweeping the floor in the school, Ye Xiaotian was the only one who was deeply impressed by Uncle Zeng.

Because once, Ye Xiaotian saw that Uncle Zeng was sweeping the floor while looking at beautiful women, and fell into the lake and almost drowned.

After the interview with Uncle Zeng, Huang Bingbing took a break at halftime, just in time to see Ye Xiaotian and the others, and walked over.

"Brother Xiaotian, do you want to interview you?"

Huang Bingbing asked.

Ye Xiaotian shook his head.

13 were all pretended by the sweeper.

Also interviewed a hammer.

Huang Bingbing nodded and said with a smile: "Your team has developed an optical chip, and our CCTV wants to interview someone from your team."

Ye Xiaotian asked: "When?"

"Two days later."

Ye Xiaotian said with a embarrassed face, "I'm going back to Jiangbei Province in two days."

Huang Bingbing looked at Lin Shiqing for help.

Lin Shiqing touched Ye Xiaotian's head and said, "Actually, it's fine to go back in a few days."

Huang Bingbing said happily: "Then it's settled."

Ye Xiaotian nodded.

Today's 13 was installed by the sweeper, and the one three days later has to be installed by him.

Huang Bingbing continued to interview tourists.

Ye Xiaotian went shopping with his mother, then went back to the dormitory.

Called a car.

They took their luggage and came to the Sunshine Community.

Downstairs, the two little girls were still there.

The trouble has changed.

The two are arguing.

The short-haired girl said angrily: "I declare that you are no longer my best friend in the world."

"No, it's not!"

The long-haired girl put her hips on her hips and said angrily, "From now on, you will eat your lollipop, and I will eat my spicy sticks. No one should play with anyone else's toys anymore."

Both little girls turned their heads angrily, not wanting to look at each other's faces.

Ye Xiaotian was speechless, every time he saw this pair of girlfriends, they were either arguing or fighting.

Lin Shiqing pushed the luggage over, and asked curiously, "Why are you arguing again? Did your brother instigate it?"

The long-haired girl turned her head, pointed at her best friend and said:
"She said that Xun Wukong is not as powerful as Ju Bajie."

The short-haired girl retorted: "Obviously Ju Bajie is very good. My mother scolds me every day when she comes home from shopping for vegetables. The price of Ju meat has increased again. I haven't heard of it. My mother said that the price of monkey meat has increased."

The long-haired girl snorted and said, "You are so stupid. Xun Wukong pulled out two hairs and turned them into two Jus. Wouldn't the selling price be more expensive than Ju Bajie?"

The more they talked, the more unconvinced they became, and they were about to fight.

Lin Shiqing took out some snacks and handed them to them, asking them to shake hands and make peace.

The little girls who had snacks immediately became intimate as one person, holding hands with each other, and went to the side to play in the sand.

Ye Xiaotian looked at his mother with relief, she really wasn't a pig, pigs don't carry snacks with them, but mothers do.

Lin Shiqing asked: "Want to eat?"

Ye Xiaotian shook his head.

Lin Shiqing peeled off a snack and stuffed it into his mouth.

Well, it’s so sweet!

This scene seems familiar.

Building A 302.

Lin Shiqing opened the door, saw the formula drawings all over the room, and said, "I'm back again."

After the exam, she didn't have any fear of these drawings.

Ye Xiaotian sat on the sofa and said doubtfully, "Mom, did we forget something?"

"Forgot what?"

Lin Shiqing was cleaning.

Ye Xiaotian said: "That fat orange cat."

"Kitty Mi!"

Lin Shiqing called out.

Quickly clean up.

Lin Shiqing was about to return to Qingbei to pick up Mao Xiaomi.

Ye Xiaotian also followed back.

At the entrance of the community, there is no taxi for the time being.

Lin Shiqing scanned a small eDonkey, the kind that can carry people, put Little A in front of the basket, and let Ye Xiaotian get on the car.

As for his mother's driving skills, Ye Xiaotian knew that it was rattling, so he got into the car decisively.

Lin Shiqing drove a small electric donkey and roared away.

After driving for 2 minutes, she was a little cold.

Lin Shiqing said loudly: "Little A, it's a bit cold, show me a gentle path."

"Smart navigation has set the destination for you, the whole journey is 26000 kilometers, and the estimated time is 5200 hours."

Little A said.

Lin Shiqing exclaimed: "What? Little A, where are you taking me?"

"Equatorial Guinea."

Lin Shiqing's face turned black, she was really artificially retarded, and said loudly: "I'm talking about the route, not the destination, you know? A gentle route!"

"Okay, the route has been changed for you. We will arrive at the crematorium in 10 minutes. You can lie down there and it will be warm enough for you to melt."

Little A said.

Lin Shiqing scolded: "Artificial mental retardation, go to hell!"

Little A retorted: "You want to die, so you happened to be on the way, I wish you a good journey!"

Yeah!

Lin Shiqing stopped the car, ready to teach little A a lesson.

Ye Xiaotian ran over, picked up little A, and taught him a lesson: "Can't you guide mom well?"

Mom, this pig...cute, obviously doesn't know the way, and wants to navigate to Qingbei University.

Little A said aggrievedly: "She said to take a gentle route, the temperature of each road is similar, only the road to the crematorium is different, because in the process of going, my heart was on fire."

Lin Shiqing:
"Navigate to Qingbei University."

Ye Xiaotian ordered.

So, Little A set sail safely.