When I was five years old, I helped my mother do test papers live, and I became popular

After half an hour.

Huang Bingbing and the others took off the VR glasses, while Mao Xiaomi lay powerlessly on the sofa, like a dead cat.

Ye Xiaotian showed a harmless smile, pointed at their necklines, and said with concern:
"Sisters, do you want to change your shirts?"

"Tell me, what's the secret?"

Zhang Tingting is impatient, she doesn't care about it, she just wants to know the secret as soon as possible.

Huang Bingbing twisted the neckline, drips of water stains fell down, glanced at Ye Xiaotian, felt that he was laughing at herself, so she waved her fist and said aggressively:
"If you dare to lie to us, I will beat you up."

Zhang Tingting hurried over and hugged Ye Xiaotian tightly to prevent him from escaping.

"I didn't lie to you, let me go."

Ye Xiaotian struggled.

Although Lolita's embrace made him linger, but if this continued, he might be strangled to death.

Zhang Tingting let go of Ye Xiaotian.

Ye Xiaotian, who left Lolita's embrace, was a little bit lost, but soon calmed down, walked to the chair, sat down, and opened the cartoon "The Story of Yangcun and Wolf Fort".

Ye Xiaotian pointed to Mei Yangyang and asked, "What did you see?"

Zhang Tingting said, "A sheep?"

Ye Xiaotian shook his head.

Huang Bingbing said: "A beautiful young ewe?"

Ye Xiaotian still shook his head.

Zhang Tingting urged: "Don't be a fool."

"Look at its horns."

Ye Xiaotian pointed to the horns of Mei Yang and said, "The horns of Mei Yang are about the same size as other sheep."

"so what?"

Huang Bingbing was full of doubts.

Ye Xiaotian said: "So, it is a fake mother."

Huang Bingbing was even more puzzled.

Zhang Tingting's hands were clenched into fists, and she crackled and said dangerously, "Brother Xiaotian, are you kidding us?"

Ye Xiaotian reached out and grabbed her fist, stretched it into a palm, and said calmly, "Listen to me."

"Most ewes don't have horns. Even if they have horns, they are very small. It is absolutely impossible for them to be as big as beautiful sheep."

The two women looked at each other, as if it was true.

Huang Bingbing guessed: "The horns of the beautiful sheep may be an ornament. The other horns are gray, but this one is pink."

Zhang Tingting chimed in: "Beautiful Goat loves beauty very much. It knows that it has no horns and its head is as ugly as a ball, so it puts an ornament on it."

Ye Xiaotian:
People can paint their nails, but why can't sheep paint their horns?
Ye Xiaotian had just possessed himself, and was about to have a good fight with the two girls.

Lin Shiqing came out of the kitchen and said loudly, "Wash your hands and prepare to eat."

The two girls, who had been hungry for a long time and were tortured by food videos, immediately hugged Ye Xiaotian, washed their hands, and prepared to cook.

The cat Xiaomi on the sofa got up and staggered forward like a drunk.

boom!
Then fell to the ground.

Because of the VR glasses on its head, Ye Xiaotian hasn't taken it off yet.

"Meow!"

Cat Xiaomi barked.

Its life was bitter, and after hitting the wall, it fell down again.

Now he is still covered by this ghost thing.

Ye Xiaotian came over after hearing the sound, took off the VR glasses from Mao Xiaomi's head, and immediately carried it to the dinner table.

Not to eat it.

Instead, feed it cat food.

When the cat is cooking at the dinner table, it will only eat what is in its own bowl, unlike other cats and dogs, who are reincarnated from starvation and pounce on other dishes, so it is allowed to serve.

Lin Shiqing brought up the dishes one by one.

She was a little surprised, Huang Bingbing and Zhang Tingting, staring at the food, seemed to be twinkling with little stars, even Mao Xiaomi was the same.

Only Ye Xiaotian's is normal.

Lin Shiqing didn't realize it until she started working.

The two of them kept gobbling like they hadn't eaten in ten years, and they didn't care about their image at all.

When it comes to cooking, she, Lin Shiqing, has never been afraid of anyone.

Lin Shiqing opened her bloody mouth wide, and kept killing meat, vegetables and rice.

Ye Xiaotian was shocked by this scene.

The three pigs are cooking!

Mother and Zhang Tingting are cookers, Ye Xiaotian has long been used to it, and to his surprise, Huang Bingbing is also a cooker.

However, Huang Bingbing's ability to dry rice is obviously inferior to that of his mother and Zhang Tingting.

Ye Xiaotian sighed, beside him, there were two king pigs, a little pig, and a cat.

After eating at Cao Huaizhong's place, Ye Xiaotian was not that hungry, so after a few mouthfuls, he sat on the sofa and read a book.

"Xiao Tian, ​​why do you eat so little?"

Lin Shiqing stopped.

Ye Xiaotian glanced at the dining table, good guy, they are all done, and replied:

"I'm not a pig. Ah, I've eaten at Mr. Cao's and I'm not hungry."

After finishing the meal, Huang Bingbing and the two helped wash the dishes and were about to leave.

Before leaving, Zhang Tingting looked at Xiao A reluctantly.

Obviously, she still wants Xiao A to help her score.

Ye Xiaotian smiled like the warm winter sun, and said:

"If your account is still there, sister Tingting, if you are free, you can come and play with me, and I will ask Little A to help you score."

Zhang Tingting nodded, touched his head, and left.

Close the door.

Ye Xiaotian walked to the sofa, sat down, and continued to read.

Beside her, Lin Shiqing was stroking her belly.

"Xiaotian, what are you guys talking about when I'm eating, so happy?"

Lin Shiqing asked curiously.

The two girls are not happy, but he is the only one who is happy.

Ye Xiaotian closed the book and said nonsense, "I'm testing their IQ."

"How to test?"

Lin Shiqing became even more curious.

Ye Xiaotian thought for a while and said, "I'll give you a test. Next, I'll ask you a question. If you answer correctly, you are a smart person. If you don't answer correctly."

Ye Xiaotian didn't say anything about the latter.

Lin Shiqing asked: "What's the problem?"

Ye Xiaotian confirmed, "Mom, do you really want to test?"

Lin Shiqing nodded confidently.

In terms of IQ, she is very sure.

Ye Xiaotian was a little happy. It was the first time to test the IQ of pigs and mothers. It was a bit novel, and he said solemnly:
"I was 10 18 years ago, how old will I be 10 years from now?"

Lin Shiqing replied without thinking: "28 years old."

This question is so simple that elementary school students can do it.

Ye Xiaotian asked: "Are you sure?"

"Sure!"

Lin Shiqing nodded, and then said narcissistically: "I told you long ago that your mother and I have a higher IQ than the average person. Do you believe it now?"

Ye Xiaotian suppressed a smile and said, "Mom, you are really clever."

Listening to this tone, it sounds like sarcasm!

Lin Shiqing was surprised: "Isn't it 28? It's obviously 28!"

"Mom, think about it for another hour, and then tell me the answer!"

Ye Xiaotian sighed, and continued to read.

after an hour.

Lin Shiqing said firmly: "It's 28, Xiaotian, don't try to scare me."

Ye Xiaotian shook his head and said, "Mom, you are really smart."

Mom couldn't be saved.

"Then how much do you say?"

叶小天说：“38岁，10年前我18岁，那么现在我就28岁，10年后自然就是38岁了。”

Lin Shiqing:!!!
Lin Shiqing said weakly: "I said I was careless, do you believe me?"

Ye Xiaotian nodded and said, "I believe it!"

Although the mouth is talking about the letter, but the mother who sees it seems to have turned into a pig.